Product Review…
Posted by Chuck on September 4th, 2008
I received an interesting e-mail last week. I felt the need to share it with you all. I hope you get as big a kick out of it as I did. I’m wondering if they’re trying to tell me something…
Hi,
I am the webmaster of www.peloop.com
I find your blog very interesting to read. Your way of writing can magnet and lure a lot of visitors/readers. Would you be able to write about our product after visiting our site?
Or if you have a friend who is interested to try our product, we can send you one. From this, you can gain insights and share your friend’s experience to us.
I would really be interested to know if you would be able to post your findings/review in your blog http://whatsupchuck.wordyblog.com, it may be a positive or negative one, with links to our site.
Regards,
Sara Smith
So, it would appear (did you check out the link?) that someone at Peloop thinks I need to enhance my manhood. Evidently they’re under the impression that Lil’Chuckie needs to grow up and play with the big boys. According to the good folks at Peloop, if you use their product made of metals, magnets and negative ions you can grow a penis that is so big that you can literally tie it in a knot. What? You don’t believe me? Check out the link and then scroll down the page about mid way. There is an actual picture there. They even go as far as to remind us to “always keep this picture in mind.” So, what should I think? Do I really want to risk developing a penis that’s so ginormous that I can tie it in a windsor knot? Well, I’m not sure about that but I did respond to Sara’s email. I wrote:
Sure. I’d be happy to try your product out if you send me one, and I’ll report about what it does and how it works daily on my blog. I might even be willing to include a pictorial progress to show the results, if it were to work.
Let me know.
Chuck
Well Sara, the marketing genius, has yet to write me back. Maybe she wasn’t really serious after all. Or perhaps she’s actually read a lot of my blog and she knows I don’t actually need the fancy schmancy cock ring she’s peddling. Perhaps she knows that, although I might not be able to handle the full windsor I’m pretty well set being able to tie the half windsor. That’s probably why she mentioned that I might have a friend that would be interested.
So, are there any of you friends out there that would like to get your hands on one of these magnificent scientific breakthroughs? Maybe you’re a wife and you’d like to get one for the hub. Whatever the case y’all let me know. I’ll see if Sara can hook you up. Just remember you’ll have to report the progress to me so I can post about it here on What’s Up Chuck!
Have a good weekend! I’m out of here till Monday.
September 4th, 2008 at 7:05 am
ok chuckie I have to confess I followed the link and nearly shot coffee out my nose laughing at the absurdity of it! You know I am a nurse right LOL… I have to tell ya mens penises DO NOT shrink as they age and many OLD men have little difficulty gaining an erection even into their upper 80’s They may have forgotten what to do with it once it is erect but they still get them often, or they may be like many OLD men and even with dementia or alzhimers they forget everything except sir penis and what he’s ment for… however I digress…. now to the knotty penis… WHY would any one want 18 inches??? anything over 9 inches is a waste and most who do have that don’t know what to do with it… sighs…
September 4th, 2008 at 8:12 am
I got that same email last week. Intrigued, I thought, “What is this magical Peloop!?” Well, imagine my surprise! I thought about emailing Sara back and telling her “Surprise, the word ‘girl’ is in my blog title. That means no penis!” but eh, I figured she’d not respond.
Last night I got a lot of blog spam about face tumors. Be on the lookout for that! Enjoy the rest of your week!
September 4th, 2008 at 8:12 am
Is the thing really pronounced pee-loop. Who thought of that name?!?! And of course you declined since you sooo obviously don’t need it. Yes, will verify much of what Peach says — older guy can still be gung-ho, but a few cannot. And 18 inches - would be waaaay tooooo long AND hurt.
September 4th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Sara’s obvioulsly been a busy girl because I got one of those emails too. I don’t think I’m going to be trying it out though. Haven’t had any complaints yet…
September 4th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Good lord, what has the world come to?? An 18 inch penis? How in the bejeezus would you be able to screw from across the bed?
Still, being able to tie your penis in a knot would be a fun party trick!
September 4th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
I don’t know why you don’t get it. I mean look at the TESTIMONIAL? That’s like the most professional testimonial I’ve ever read!! I mean it’s GLOWING. LMAO.
Oh, and I voted for you for Hottest Daddy Blogger again this year. So far you have ONE…count them ONE…vote. Time to put the button on your blog.
September 4th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Sara is also the same marketing genius that has a web site that forces you to scroll forever, but I have to give them credit for at least trying to scientifically explain this process — even if it’s utter b.s.
September 5th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Tell us the truth…
You done started the “treatment” ain’t ya?? lol
September 5th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
I’m worried about anything with an 18 inch dick. I mean, it ain’t the boat but the motion in the ocean… Kapeech?
September 5th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I’m forever getting email to “Help me enlarge my penis to mammoth sized proportions” and “Give me the cock that will pound my lady like no other.”
I know I’ve always said that I’d like to have a penis for just one day, but I was thinking more of a Freaky Friday kind of thing, rather than an outright biological miracle.
On the flip side, how hot would it make you, ladies, if your man came home and was all….”Hey Honey, come on o’er here so I can lay a good poundin’ on ya.” Right. Me too.
September 5th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Half hitch, maybe. Nope, it’s just a cock ring. Just another scam-a-lama ding dong, fer yer johnson. Hilarious though. Keep us updated.
September 7th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
haha! this whole post and the comments are cracking my shit, Chuck! too damn funny.
Hope you have had a great weekend!!