Life and Crotch Hair…
Posted by Chuck on September 2nd, 2008
There is so much going on in my life right now. Some really life changing crap, but I don’t feel inclined to really get into any of it yet. I will ask though that you guys keep me in your thoughts. Please put aside some things you might not agree with me on like my political leanings, my occasional pervy-ness and my love hate relationship with a certain college football team, and send me a good thought or two. I really appreciate it!
Okay, now that I’ve put that out there it’s time to move on to something less dark, yet potentially just as disturbing. And that my friends is the subject of hairy balls. Or hairius sacius, as it’s known in the medical and ancient Roman community. If you’ve read me for any amount of time then you know I’m all about the manscaping. I’ve always felt, especially since I tend to lean towards the hairy side, that keeping things trimmed is important. I mean, for a man of Native American and British decent, I’m a pretty hairy guy. It must be my Brit side, cause everybody know those Injuns ain’t too hairy. If I were a gay man I’d probably be considered a bear and look a little something like this. Only without the gay facial hair and the gay tighty-whities. But the placement of the right hand is pretty accurate.
In recent months I’ve kind of let myself go. Sorta like you women do in the winter when you don’t shave your legs cause you ain’t got no man and/or it’s too cold for short britches. I just haven’t felt the motivation to really scape the man, if you know what I mean. Take yesterday morning for example. I go to shower before kicking off the festive Labor Day, and as I look in the mirror after shaving my face I take a gander downward and realize that I’ve got quite the forest happening. I’m not talking bush folks, I’m talking Sherwood! When did this happen, I ask myself. When did I, the man who has always taken such pride in my crotch, let things get so out of hand? When did Cousin It show up and take up residence in my pants? I parted the wall of hair with one hand and lifted up Lil’Chuck with the other and gasped. What had happened to my boys? Why weren’t they hanging there in their usual smooth and shiny gleaminess? Where were those two oval testaments to manliness? They were there, ladies and gentlemen, but they were covered in hair. It has been many moons since I’ve last been so hairy in the crotchial region. Many moons indeed. Has being celibate caused such a lackadaisical approach to what has always been, for me, the norm? And will this ever change, or will I become some Grizzly Adams kind of guy who just goes through life reveling in his hairiness? This is certainly something to think on. Is braiding an option? Maybe I should go for cornrows.
So I ask you, what is your preference for crotch hair? I’m not talking coochie here. This is strictly about the men. When your man, or men, pull down their drawers how do you like to see their junk looking?
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:38 am
Chuck.
your facination with testicles is quite alarming.
It worries me to the point that i will discuss this information ony with those i am currently married to.
but i will comment on your case.
you should go to the Marque de Sade house of loin waxing and bakery and have it all waxed off.
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:42 am
I think tidiness is important. Whether you are bare naked or just trimmed. Either one works for me.
But ultimately? It’s what makes you happy and hot that counts.
My two cents.
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:53 am
Good thoughts being sent your way for your sex change….I ASSUME that’s what you were referring to, right?
So you’ve got a PUFF goin’ on downtown?
I say, dust the weedwhacker off and go to town. But don’t whack off anything important.
Just de-puff…
Hallie
http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:54 am
Let the garden grow dude!
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:11 am
Tidy. I like a tidy environment!
…and so I also ask, what’s going on in the ‘moon’ department, too?
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Best of luck with whatever it is that you’re dealing with. hopefully things will work out for the better and soon.
Now about the mat-i-tude you seem to have developed in ‘Lil Chuckieville: Due to the absence of any inkling of a need for a preference of other men’s crotchal hair habits…I’ll just chime in with my own preference for mine. I refuse to let anything grow “under yonder”. Smooth balls are a must at all times. And I keep the top trimmed relatively close using a pair of clippers with a #2 guard. Neat and Tidy. No other way.
September 2nd, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Get the clippers out Chuck….please?! If you want your lady nice and smooth, its the least you can do.
September 2nd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I don’t like a thicket down there, but also like seeing evidence of a real man. In fact, I’m trying to remember the last manscaped guy to have come my way.
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I can’t stand a forest. Nothing turns me off faster than having to pick hair out of my teeth/mouth. Truth be told, I like the boys cleanly shaven, smooth and yummy. I prefer neatly trimmed everywhere else.
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Good to see you posting again - just catching up.
The only time I’ve ever shaved down there was just before my vasectomy.
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:51 pm
i don’t want to choke on it….
but
a shaved guy
just….doesn’t feel right
if you are naturally not hairy..ok…
but
anything more than a bit of a trim so i don’t get lost….
no thanks.
i like a man.
to
be a man.
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:20 pm
How do I like to see their junk? Standing at attention, of course
Call me if you need to talk about the other topic (whatever it is). I’m turning into Julie with talking on the phone every time I’m in the car to & from work now lol. By the way, what’s with the celibacy?
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:36 pm
man scaping is a must … trimmed or shaved works… hope everything is ok email me if you need to… got everything fixed with the computer tonight FINALLY…
Hugs Laura
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:53 pm
I was going to say the same thing as Q about the celibacy. Seriously? You and I need to talk. This doesn’t sound good, coming from YOU!
As far as manscaping, I guess I am an deprived woman. No man I’ve EVER been with manscaped. EVER. I didn’t even know about it until the last few years. We’re talking about a period of like over 20 years. Hmm. I think it’s too each his own.
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:20 pm
I like my man to… wait is this question just for the girls?
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Nature’s dental floss sucks….
Be it trimmed or shaved….do your future lady a favor…..
September 3rd, 2008 at 9:35 am
You rock and your awesome sister too!
Hallie
http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:16 am
I’m just hoping my wife is happy whenever i drop my britches, no matter what the landscape is!
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:39 pm
good thoughts being sent your way, my dear chuck. from my weiner to yours, we wish you all the best.
September 4th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Hey Slick, just because she was laughing doesn’t mean she was happy about it
September 4th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Seeing as I’ve never seen a shaved sack up close and personal, I don’t know if I have a preference. But I want to be able to SEE what I’m getting ready to play with, so no out-of-control kudzu growths, please.
September 4th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
My sister refers to the overgrowth as “jungle bush.” Reading between the lines on this post and what might be going on, I’m sending good thoughts your way and hope things get better for you.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Dude, haven’t we gone here before? You know I’m not the Fat HAIRY Bastard for nothin’. But here’s a secret. Just you and me eh? Yea, I trim, to keep things in proportion. Tryin’ not to let things get out of hand. Make the bush look something like the general sprinkling of manly fuzz that covers just about everything else.
Shaved stuff once in my adolescence. The stubble after was HARSH. Never did that again, and I think it grew back thicker. If I’m not gonna shave my face every day, why would I want to have to shave the nether regions?
September 10th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Clean it all up! Nothing nicer then a smooth guy down there!!! Don’t want to spit out hairs! Do us a favor, clean it up and then you might even get more action!
September 17th, 2008 at 7:24 am
definately well trimmed or shaved. bushy let alone forest is a HUGE turn off especially if you want my mouth down there.
clean it up dear.
xoxox
holly