Golden Cream Pies…
Posted by Chuck on February 15th, 2008
Before I begin with todays drivel I want to remind y’all about me and Slick’s wonderfully informative Q&A site, Givin’ It To Ya Straight. We don’t do this because we want to people, we do this as a service to you all. Especially you ladies who are so misguided as to the inner workings of us men. To date we’ve got like 22 of your questions answered and we’re needing more. Don’t be afraid. Remember, there are no stupid questions…just (in me and Slick’s case) stupid answers!
My God what a week. I haven’t looked forward to a weekend so much in a long time. I have literally worked my ass off this week. Seriously, I have no ass. It’s a good thing my colonoscopy was last Friday and not this one. I plan on doing a lot of nothing this weekend. Eating, drinking, watching movies and listening to it rain.
Valentine’s Day at my house was pretty good. The evening culminated with the usual V-Day romp in the sheets. You remember my mention of my bright yellow man juice from the last post? Well it was quite the hit! Once we were done we had to turn on the lights so we could check it out. I tell you what, I thought looking down after sex and finding blood everywhere was pretty freaky. Period blood ain’t got nothing on florescent, antibiotic inspired, spermage. I was so wanting to take a picture of the golden cream pie to share here with y’all but alas, she wouldn’t let me. So sorry to disappoint.
Is it just me or does Rachel Ray look better these days? It looks like she’s put on a little weight. She seems a little thicker in the hips and I like it! All she needs is a C or low D cup and she’d be perfect! I’m thinking she’s moving above Paula Deen on my hottest “cooking food on tv” chick list.
Y’all have a great weekend!!!
February 15th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
oh my gosh….the images that ran through my head. LOL EWW!!! I bet you just love how rachel ray squeezes the honey bear and gets all excited “hello mr honey bear!”. lol. Paula is big in our house for the simple fact she isnt afraid to cook with lots of butter, cheese and is all about the “sauces”. I think she would be the better choice to hang out with and have a few shots. she would be the one dancing on the table first.
hugs chuck….happy v-day to you and your better half.
February 15th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
That title popped up and I just KNEW you’d be referencing that — ewwww, you know. But at least it gave an extra punch the the V Day vibes.
February 15th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
That site is hilarious. I enjoy the read. And all this talk about glow in the dark spooge has got me thinkin’ about that shit we used to play with back in the 70s. Remember, it came in a dish like margarine, and it would stick to anything. What the hell was that? Nasty, and probably toxic.
February 15th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
You’d make an awesome porn actor with that glowing shit, Chuckie…..just a thought man.
Rachel is a little “hottie” to me!
February 15th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Slick’s onto something there, Chuck, and clearly you’ve already got your first series title going with “Golden Cream Pies”.
If you don’t want to go that route, you could probably get a band started with the name Inspired Spermage. Just credit me on the liner notes. Thanks.
February 15th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
I have always been hot for Rachael but I kinda like the old Rachael 30 Minute Meals better than the recent ones. Everything in the background looks blurred. Asked oldest boy who does live TV for a living and he said it is because of all the filters they have to put on her camera. He says the ones they are using are to hide how tired she looks. Well with her schedule who can blame her. She is still my favorite food network hottie. I can’t wait for her to get divorced and back on the market (like I have a shot).
February 15th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Paula Deen. ha!
February 16th, 2008 at 8:32 am
You should do sci-fi porn with the glow-in-the-dark man jelly. If you could get Susan to grow a third boob I think you guys could have real hit on your hands there.
February 17th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Stripping is TOTALLY part of the package. We consider oursleves a full service party group!!
I agree, the dress blues looked awesome - better than a tux anyday!
Hallie
February 17th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Rachel is annoying as hell! I’d like to slap that bitch.Have you ever noticed she likes everything she eats? There is never a meal she turns her nose up at. Not to mention she talks with her fucking mouth open!!!!!Gaaaawd!
I bet she’d even like your highlighter yellow spermies!
Try turning the lights out and shining a blacklight on the wet spots on the sheets.I’m curious to know if it does glow in the dark.
You might want to consider bottling that shit up and putting it up for auction on eBay!BIG BUCKS!!!!
February 18th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Admit it. You took the pic but she wouldn’t let you post it. We know you too well. lol
Rachel has always been ahead of Paula in the looks category but Paula cooks “my kinda food” while Rachel is still a bit Yankee-ish with her menu at times.
February 18th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Your wife is truly a saint. I’d be like - “You are not getting anywhere near me with florescent anything.” Nice southern woman - got to love her.