Before I begin with todays drivel I want to remind y’all about me and Slick’s wonderfully informative Q&A site, Givin’ It To Ya Straight.  We don’t do this because we want to people, we do this as a service to you all.  Especially you ladies who are so misguided as to the inner workings of us men.  To date we’ve got like 22 of your questions answered and we’re needing more.  Don’t be afraid.  Remember, there are no stupid questions…just (in me and Slick’s case) stupid answers!

My God what a week.  I haven’t looked forward to a weekend so much in a long time.  I have literally worked my ass off this week.  Seriously, I have no ass.  It’s a good thing my colonoscopy was last Friday and not this one. I plan on doing a lot of nothing this weekend.  Eating, drinking, watching movies and listening to it rain.

Valentine’s Day at my house was pretty good.  The evening culminated with the usual V-Day romp in the sheets.  You remember my mention of my bright yellow man juice from the last post?  Well it was quite the hit!  Once we were done we had to turn on the lights so we could check it out.  I tell you what, I thought looking down after sex and finding blood everywhere was pretty freaky.  Period blood ain’t got nothing on florescent, antibiotic inspired, spermage.  I was so wanting to take a picture of the golden cream pie to share here with y’all but alas, she wouldn’t let me.  So sorry to disappoint.

Is it just me or does Rachel Ray look better these days?  It looks like she’s put on a little weight.  She seems a little thicker in the hips and I like it!  All she needs is a C or low D cup and she’d be perfect!  I’m thinking she’s moving above Paula Deen on my hottest “cooking food on tv” chick list.

Y’all have a great weekend!!!