Chuck’s Bullet Point BS
Posted by Chuck on February 13th, 2008
Boy oh boy! It’s good to be pain free for a change. Things are much better for Chuck and his esophagus and colon, thank you very much. I realize I’ve filled a lot of blog space lately with my bitching and moaning. I’m sorry about that. There’s nothing worse than someone who is always boo hooing about feeling crappy. Lord, I’ve been starting to sound like my ex wife! Can’t have that, now can we?
This week has been a bitch so far. I’ve been working non stop yesterday and Monday. It ain’t looking much better for the rest of the week. Then next week I begin my “food show season” with the first show being in beautiful Huntsville, Alabama. Week after next I’ll be down in Ft. Walton Beach, Florida for another one. If you’ve been reading my blog for a year or so then you know how much I just love working food shows. Yes, that’s sarcasm in case you weren’t sure.
Since I don’t have a lot of time to put some deep philosophical thoughts down in todays post, I thought I’d do another bullet point list. It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these. So, without further adieu here are a few things that have been going on or been on my mind lately:
- One of the pills I’m taking for the GERD and/or IBS is making my pee totally florescent yellow. I’m talking way bright yellow y’all. Well I discovered last night that it’s also having the same effect on my man chowder. Wow, what a shock that it was to find my baby batter was practically glowing in the dark. It was quite unsettling.
- I’m a Big Brother junky so you can imagine my excitement to watch the first ever winter season premier last night. Interesting twist with the whole pairing people up thing. I think I’m going to enjoy it!
- I’ve gotten hooked on the reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8. Do you know this show? This couple have two sets of multiples. Twins and sextuplets. It’s crazy!
- Sometimes I really wish Susan and I would have a baby, but it scares me to think what kind of kid my yellow spooge would produce. Probably some kind of Simpson’s looking character no doubt.
- How about the mighty BasketVols of Tennessee? The Lady Vols are ranked #1 and the men are currently #4. Little known fact about me, once football season is done I get into college hoops. By the way, there is only 198 days till college football season!!
- The Writer’s Strike is now over. Bout time! Now go get your writer asses in gear and put out some of my favorite shows.
- I’m having a tough time getting into American Idol this year. I’m thinking it’s just about run it’s course with my interest. Tis sad, really.
- I’m looking forward to the extra $1800 the government is going to be giving me this year thanks to the federal tax rebate. Wasn’t that a nice surprise? Now it seems the democrat lawmakers in my state are trying to figure a way to collect a state tax on the rebate. Just wonderful…
- I know I haven’t been much of a responder to comments lately. I appreciate all your comments. Please don’t take offense if I don’t respond back. I do read them and cherish them in my heart! I’d rather spend the limited time I have in the blogosphere reading and commenting on the posts y’all are writing.
- I’ve neglected my manscaping duties for a couple months now. Yep, it’s a sad situation. My man bush has totally gotten out of hand.
- Beehive hairdos have really been turning me on lately. I’m not sure if it’s Marge Simpson or Amy Winehouse who’s doing it for me more.
Okay, that’s enough bullet point BS for one post. Guess I better get my ass back in the work mode. I’m busy, busy!! Y’all have a Happy Valentine’s Day tomorrow. I hope you get you some loving!
February 13th, 2008 at 7:16 am
don’t give up on american idol just yet, chuck!! it’s getting real good. last nite was an excellent show and i think that this may be the most talented season yet! okay, yes, i am gay. but i love this show. and i won’t let you give up on it, chuck! never!
anyways, glad you’re feeling better. that is great news. i pray that you continue to have great health! Have a good day.
February 13th, 2008 at 8:59 am
baby batter is not spelled with a D
February 13th, 2008 at 9:04 am
You are going to be in Fort Walton Beach? That’s where Shmoopy is! He just flew home from the Fort Walton Beach airport!!
Not even sure where to start..
-Glad you are pain free. And that peeing bright yellow? Jus think how cool that would look if you wrote your name in snow - we have tons - feel free to come mark an area.
-Jon and Kate? Brialliant TV- I am beyond addicted.
-Big Brother? I love you even more Chuck. BB is my guilty pleasure.
-AI? I agree, it’s off to a slow start.
-No excuse for the PUBE AFRO. Take care of it ASAP.
And lastly, I just assumed all guys recognized the univeral sign for “ZIPPING UP.” Surprised I had to expalin to you what Shmoops was doing!
Hallie
February 13th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Katie - I haven’t given up on it completely yet. I’ve got last nights episode saved on TiVo. I’ll watch it later today and we’ll see. Just can’t get excited since my boy Taylor won.
Snag - Uh, yes it is. Check out this link. On second thought, maybe you’re right. I changed it.
Hallie - Does he have to go back? Ft. Walton is only about 4 hours from me. I go down there all the time. I’d love to come pee in your snow anytime!
February 13th, 2008 at 9:43 am
So glad to hearing your medication is working. I been thinking of beehives lately too, they don’t turn me on like they do you, I was just thinking about how much time and hair product that goes in to all that teasing. I’m probably thinking about them because I’m due for a trip to the salon.
February 13th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Let’s see.
Glow in the dark spatter. Scary.
BasketVols: YES, YES, YES! Proud to sport the orange/white.
Writer strike: Need new TV, STAT! Bout time.
Lack of comment response: You suck! Get it done! =)
Beehive: Amy Winehouse makes my nipples hard.
February 13th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Oh. My. I’m dying of laughter here about your, umm, yellow-ness. Fucking glow-in-the-dark??? Priceless. I might have paid to see your first reaction to that.
Jon & Kate plus 8 is like some super secret squirrel addiction I can seem to get away from. This show is to me like a fishing show is to a guy…glue.
And good Lord! Will you do something about your nether region! Eww. Trim that shit, yo!
February 13th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Be careful impregnating Susan with that yellow stuff, you may just end up with Spongebob Squarepants for a kid.
Missed BB last night, but am watching it online this a.m. I hope AI gets better, because the auditions sucked. I tivo’d last night’s epi and will watch it later today, hopefully it stops sucking or I’m outta there.
Amy Wino may be talented but she is scary as fuck to look at!
February 13th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Khaki - I’m thinking you should give the beehive a try. Be sure to send a pic when you do!
Diva - I know….what is it about that freaky chick? She makes more than my nipples hard!
Sue - If you’re willing to pay…I’ll turn on the webcam and repeat the process. For $29.99 paid to my Paypal account! lol
Julie - Spongebob!! That was funneh! I knew you were watching BB on-line….how ever did I know?
February 13th, 2008 at 11:51 am
You know, yours is the second blog I’ve read this week where a guy relates how his medication changed his urine color and - lo and behold -his yogurt changed color too! It comes out the same urethra, guys - if the urine leaves some color stains behind, the, um, other stuff, probably picks some up on the way through the tunnel. Glow in the dark would be pretty cool!
February 13th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Ahem! Some of us are still sitting on the edge of our seats waiting to hear about things you promised to blog about…
“I had beers with a fellow blogger Saturday night!”
If my calculations are right, you’ll have to update us on 2 by the time you get around to it…
I’d definitely stay away from the baby making with the freaky batter! Glad you’re feeling better, though.
I’ve been watching Jon & Kate Plus 8 since before it became a series. I’ve always wanted twins or multiples (ok, maybe not quite that many) & those kids are THE CUTEST EVER! Love that show! I was actually interested in watching Big Brother this time around, but once again, too many other shows on at the same time (AI & LA Ink).
February 13th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Yep, you’re crazy and I love it!
February 13th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Man, you have problems - hairy+++++, and then the bright yellow stuff. But good to know you are much better. (Well in most ways.)
February 13th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
I’ve never watched either “Big Brother” or “American Idol” because I can’t commit to multiple nights of programming if it’s the same show. The DVR is already packed. Packed with episodes of “Jon and Kate Plus 8″! If Jon ever decides to leave Kate, I’m knockin’ on his door. I don’t care if I have to shuttle those kids around on his weekends to have them. He’s a sweetie!
Here’s a thought. Let the hair down there keep growing and work it into a beehive! Saves you time AND combines a little something that gets you excited. Plus, I bet it would add length, and who doesn’t love that?!
I see nothing but ‘pros’ and absolutely zero ‘cons’ with this idea.
February 13th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
I’m worried that Amy Winehouse is turning you on. She’s scary. Glad you’re feeling better. Yellow huh?
February 13th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Bunny - Wow girl, you is so educational!
NoOne - You’re right. I promised a mention. I’ll have to do it later since my second meeting unfortunately didn’t pan out today.
Mushy - LOL Thanks bro!
Rosie - I’m one problem after another! Fo sho!
DifferentGirl - Damn, good idea about the pube beehive! I’ll have to seriously consider that. If I do I’ll be sure to send you a pic!
Summer - I know, she is scary….but there’s something about her. It’s probably the hair.
February 13th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Love Jon and Kate. I want to have an immaculate house like she does. She’s my IDOL! I just love their relationship. Hub and I talk to each other than way. Love it.
Love different Girls’ idea about the beehive pubes. HA!
February 13th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Jon and Kate live about a half hour from me. It’s tempting to not drive by and see if the army of kids. It’s a great show. It’s funny how they seem to handle 8 kids better than we handle 1.
BB - so, do you think it’s going to be over in 7 weeks if they keep eliminating pairs? They have to split the couples up eventually, you’d think, huh?
February 13th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
So glad you’re feeling better. Your bitchiness was so unbecoming of you.
*Love John and Kate + 8 — but if that were me, I’d die. Good Lord.
*BB9 rocks! Do you have the feeds? They kick major ass and this season has DRAMA with a capital DRAMA!
*AI is losing it’s appeal with me too — especially since it’s on the same time BB is. I’ll choose BB over AI anyday. Good thing I can Tivo it if I want to catch up later.
*Beehives? Really? wow.
*And you’ve forgotten the 1st commandment, Thou shalt never go to bed unmanscaped. Ew!
February 14th, 2008 at 6:19 am
CJ is stationed for the next 5 years @ Hurlburt Field which is in Mary Esther. He said it was about a 15 min. drive from his base to the Fort Walton Airport. He heads back to Florida on 2/24.
Maybe someday you can drop in and say hi to him!
Hallie
February 14th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Can’t say I dig the Beehive look …. but I LOVED the B-52’s and their wicked ‘hives!
My secret, guilty pleasure has been “Paradise Hotel 2″.
It’s so awful … but I can’t tear myself away!
February 14th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
You never cease to make me laugh!
February 14th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
ScanJo - You think her house is clean? Damn, you must live in a sty! LOL
Tim - Julie did say they’d be there for 3 months, so I’m not sure how they’ll handle it. Probably split ‘em up at some point. You should stop in and say hey to Jon and Kate. I would!
SoSweet - I got my feeds working now! Yay! I get to watch Sheila make b’fast while everyone is sleeping. Fun…
Hallie - I’ll need to take him to dinner sometime so he can tell me all the secrets about his mom!
Blazng - Haven’t watched Paradise Hotel…perhaps I should.
Signgurl - Why thanks! Glad I can help!
February 14th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Duuuuude, glad you’re feeling better. Sorry I ain’t called but it’s been hectic as hell for me also (which is no excuse).
Amy Winehouse…so trashy but man, she’s got some kind of attention grabber for me. What it is, I don’t know….
February 14th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Damn! I lost the comment trying to see what Amy Winehouse looks like. Turns out she wasn’t really worth the effort.
Let’s try it again”
*MegaMen vitamins from GNC will turn your pee flourescent green. We’re talking ‘fun with black lights’ flourescent too!
*I’m holding out hope for AI til the Top 24 start performing. Then I’ll decide whether to watch it or BB9 in the time slot.
*The wife watches Jon & Kate but I never do. She’s all into it too. Too many kids in one room to suit my taste.
*If they never aired up another basketball in the future of mankind, it would suit me fine. I’d rather watch geriatric lawn bowling than basketball. 197 and counting.
*Isn’t it pathetic about them trying to tax what is clearly labeled by the feds as a “FREE GIFT”. It doesn’t exceed the limit for reportability as income so why can’t they just give it to us? They’re gonna tax the hell out of whatever we spend it on anyway. Idiots!
*Dude! you mean you went for the ‘poke & probe’ with your junk all out of hand? What if some little hottie nurse was just waiting for you to go under the gas so she could go under the gown for a little “I spy with my naked eye”? Now she’ll remember the wooly worm when you come back for follow-ups and THAT’s why she’ll be smiling at you. My philosophy is “all showers involve some shaving”. Just in case.
*Amy ain’t that hot to me. But maybe it is the trashiness that Slick mentioned. I could find a place for her on the team though. Water boy, towel girl, personal shaver…you get the idea.
February 14th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
I posted your souvenir from my Chicago/STL trip in my HNT today
February 14th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
flourescent yellow pee? when i started taking vitamins, mine turned green and i was like WHAT THE FUCK?! i thought i was radioactive or some shit. i started thinking i had super powers or cancer. not cool.
February 14th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
As a matter of fact, I DO live in a sty. What’s it to ya?
Her house has always looked immaculate to me. Maybe I’m missing something.
February 15th, 2008 at 8:16 am
Chuck ROFL…Hallie sent me here and I’ve read 3 posts and absolutely love you! Already! As I sit here still bloated after taking my Nexium for a week
I come from Hallie’s tube up the butt to yours! Needless to say…I finally made my followup colonoscopy appointment for March.
I’m coming back later to read, read, and read some more!!
Debbie in NC
Thank you Hallie! And I’m also glad Chuck is near CJ!!
February 15th, 2008 at 9:06 am
well thank Hallie i have drug myself to your blog and simply fallen in lust! you crack me up … just so you don’t become scared LOL i am mostly happily married for the last 21 years have 2 kids who are 20 and 16 and one kid in law one day to be daughter in law who is 20 and anyway just warning you I WILL be back!
HUgs Laura ~peach~
February 15th, 2008 at 9:08 am
I told the whole world that you plan to take Shmoops out to dinner sometime so NOW YOU HAVE TO!!! Isn’t blogging a powerful tool? (insert evil sinister laugh!)
And anything Shmoops tells you about me is PROBABLY true!! He gets his wackiness from me!
Hallie
http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/
February 15th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Hallie - Yep, it appears the whole world is aware. Reckon I’ll have to be true to my promise. Hope he likes peanut butter and jelly! LOL
Laura & Debbie - Welcome! I’m glad Hallie was able to drag y’all by. Debbie - good luck with the ass probing! Laura - I love being lusted after. Especially by married women!
ScanJo - LOL I love your honesty!
Tequila - I think the green pee would be worse than bright yellow, although red would probably be the more worse. Wait, I thought you did have super powers….
NoOne - Thanks! You rock!
GoodDoc - Uh, I bet if Auburn was any good at BBall you’d be all into it!
Slick - You don’t know how it hurts me when you don’t call….
February 15th, 2008 at 10:49 am
It’s tough to corrupt the ALREADY CORRUPTED! He did come from the loins of my sick and twisted husband after all.
FYI… he does NOT like PB&J!! But he might be bought off for a bowl of Cheerios!
Hallie
February 15th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
OK, that’s just gross. And congrats on the team, and ain’t stubble ugly down there?
February 18th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
I’ve taken pills that turned my pee this dark red and that was pretty nasty looking — I hope they’re making you feel better!