I have a confession to make…

Friday morning I’ll be taking it down my throat and up my ass.

So now that I have your attention I’ll remind you of all the terrible stomach pain I’ve had recently. It’s been made doubly fun over the past two weeks with explosive diarrhea. I’m not talking about a few random liquidy shit episodes each day, I’m talking about 10 to 15 times….sitting on the toilet doubled over in pain, willing to give up an arm or at least a nut if only the cramping would subside. It doesn’t matter what I eat. I’ve had these episodes after having dry toast as well as after a bowl of chicken corn chowder.

Well yesterday I finally had my appointment at the gastrointestinal doc. After listening to my tale and pushing on my gut he informed me that he wants to do an upper GI endoscopy and a colonoscopy and he wants to do them both over 4 to 5 hours on Friday. So there you go….I’ll have a scope/camera thing down my throat and one up my ass. Hopefully it won’t be the same one, and if it is I hope they use it on my throat first! Regardless I intend to be happily knocked out the whole time.

Since I’ll be taking off on Friday I’ll be extra busy today and tomorrow with work. It’s pretty realistic that this post will probably be it for me this week. I hope y’all have a happy hump day and I’d love to think that y’all will be thinking of me around 11:00 central time Friday morning as I get my ass probed.