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I’m Taking Over….

Posted by Chuck on November 28th, 2007

Slick here…hijacking Chuckie’s blog.

I was surprised, to say the least, when Chuck asked me if I’d take over for him while he’s away in Chicago.

I flat out told him “I don’t know Chuckie. We’re buddies and all but I’d just feel a little too uncomfortable. Does she agree with this too?”

“My blog you damn idiot, I’m talking about my blog” he said….

“Oh”….

Anyway, Chuck is the only “blogger” I talk to on the phone. I tell you heathens this so you’ll realize I’m not some random manwhore that you’ve mistaken me for on my own blog.

If I were a homosexual, Chuck would have my extra house key.

For now though, I keep having to dodge answering everytime he asks for it.

Aside from all the sexual remarks, Chuckie is a helluva dude. Like myself, a true southern gentleman.

(He better touch my scrotum for this glowing endorsement)

Come on home safe and sound Chuckie!

By the way, don’t leave on a trip again without restocking the beer in your fridge, please. I’ve been thirsty the last couple of days.

27 Responses to “I’m Taking Over….”

  1. Rosie Says:

    Hmmmm, seeing the similarities between the two of you. Now if you had used the term “nut gravy….”

  2. Open Grove Claudia Says:

    So how was it? The hijacking of the… er… blog?

  3. Diva Says:

    He left you with no cold beer? I’ll have a word or three with him about the importance of the stocking of cold beer when asking a brother to blog sit.

  4. Shades Says:

    Amusing.
    Slick ordered me here.

  5. ac Says:

    You better not leave a mess over here like you did at my place…. Chuck might not want to clean up after your lazy butt!
    He don’t love you like I do… Unless he touches your scrotum… Then he loves you WAY more than I do!

  6. sue Says:

    Good job.

  7. Stacie Says:

    So does he have to like…pay you for this? I mean..geez…you could start a business..I found you when you were filling in for KimmyK one time a while back and since then I think you’ve filled in for at least 2 other bloggers…You could become a full time work from home paid blogger for crying out loud! LOL
    Stacie

  8. Hootie Mac Says:

    Aren’t you just the most precious thing……….

  9. Pook Says:

    Geez…leaving without stocking the fridge? pfffffft…that doesn’t sound very gentlemanly to me! Did you look really hard? Maybe there’s a bottle of Mad Dog stashed.

  10. Lynda Says:

    This is a pretty mild post, by Chuckie standards.

  11. Cece Says:

    Ok, now what kind of person would ask you to blog sit w/o supplying you with beer??? Terrible.

  12. Fathairybastard Says:

    Oooo, party at Chuckies! Cool.

  13. Julie Says:

    Slick, check the fridge in the garage! ;) If not, check the pantry, there’s usually vodka in there.

  14. usedtobeme Says:

    I came, I saw, I blogrolled.

  15. Preposterous Ponderings Says:

    You so suck as a host Slick! I mean no snacks,no drinks,no wild sex. NOTHING!!!! What a rip-off!

    I’m going home!

  16. ~JJ! Says:

    I came.

    tee hee.

  17. kimmyk Says:

    In the words of the great Peppermint Patty…

    ’sup Chuck?

  18. Snow White Says:

    Hmmm… well Slick, if you’re housesittin’ here, that must mean you’re wearing Orange on Saturday! Welcome in from the darkside! And GO VOLS!!!

    xox

  19. Squirrel Says:

    Good job Slick! Chuckie’s got a nice blog, I may visit again sometime!

  20. Bunny Says:

    No . . . a true Southern gentleman woulda left cold beer and a hot woman! Sounds like he left you high and dry on both counts!

  21. Mel Says:

    I came, I saw, I read.

  22. Shoshana Says:

    Yeah Slick, the least he could do now is pay for your home delivery for the case of beer you’re going to order.

  23. Khaki Says:

    Would looooove to hear you guys on the phone. Can just imagine how those conversations go.

  24. katie Says:

    I cannot believe he didn’t leave beer for you, Slick. That’s appalling!! It’s like not leaving cookies out for santa or some shit like that. anyways, you done good here, slick. :)

  25. flip flop momma Says:

    So, what does Chuckie think about cleavage?…does he have your take on it?..thats what I need 2 know.

  26. Diana Says:

    That’s it? That’s all you have to say? lol…..did I read in a comment the phrase “nut gravy” ???? And of course he didn’t leave you beer, he doesn’t want you to get TOO comfortable…..have a good one chuck and slick

  27. snag Says:

    I shall refraim from commenting on this post

    your welcome

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