This is the time of the year where many of us like to reflect on all that we’re thankful for. With that being the case I suppose its a good thing they call this Thursday Thanksgiving. There are so many things that I’m particularly appreciative for, you know stuff like: family, friends, health, job security, etc. But those things are just so blah. (just kidding!) Instead I thought I’d list a few things I’m thankful for that are kinda not so common….

• A functioning penis
• Delsym cough medicine
• The Wal-Mart brand of Nyquil
• The color orange
• Chex-Mix
• Leaf blowers
• One particular warm wet hole
• “Hump Day” Wednesdays
• The University of Louisiana at Monroe…poor Bama
• USDA Choice & Prime steaks
• Buffalo Chicken Wings
• Down comforters
• Hearing the words “give you” and “blow job” used in the same sentence
• Tom Bergeron
• Having access to my kid’s grades daily on the Internet
• Sports talk radio
• Hot MILFs like Jennie Garth
• The designation “above average”
• Spicy chili on a cold day
• A fresh clean spit cup

Okay, I could seriously go on and on but I’ll stop. Y’all get the picture, dontcha? So tell me all you wonderful blog friends, (that I’m also very thankful for), what is something off the wall that you’re feeling thankful for this year?