What's "Up Chuck"?

I’ve been in several airport men’s rooms over the past week and each time I’d settle in to drop a load my mind would drift to the recent controversy over Congressman Craig’s alleged improprieties. I’d sit there, in a stall in a row of maybe ten other stalls. They’d usually all be full of other men, grunting, straining, farting and occassionally talking on their cell phones. And it made me think…what, if anything, about being there amongst all that would make anyone horny?

I can stretch my imagination (very far) and understand a man having the desire to slob on another guys pecker. If you’re of the gay persuasion I suppose that’s the thing to do. But in a public restroom? What is there about the sounds of turds dropping, the flushing of toilets and the smell of shit that makes someone think to themselves, “Damn I sure am wanting to suck the cock of that dude in the stall next to me.”

And speaking of the smell. Have any of you been in one of those big airport shitters lately? It’s one of the worse odors known to man. You’ve got countless men going in and crapping every hour. At the international airports you might even have foreign guys squeezing one out. I would imagine some of the shit of folks from those third world countries can really knock you on your ass. Maybe I’m just a backwards southern hillbilly, but I can pretty damn guarantee you if I ever decide I want to hook up with some strange guy it’s sure as hell ain’t going to be in no bathroom. Now, the sauna at the gym….that’s another story! lol Yeah, whatever…

So, in honor of Mr. Craig, the sexually confused Republican Congressman from Idaho, I took this pic. Here I am…getting my stink on in an airport bathroom! Y’all control yourselves now. I’m sure it’s turning you on!