Alrighty folks.  The time is upon us.  College Football begins tonight and I am so f-ing excited!!  I’m taking the family home to Knoxville for the long Labor Day weekend and we’ll be watching a butt load of football on my dad’s big screen. Y’all as giddy as I am?

So, who you rooting for specifically this weekend?  Let me know in the comments.
Have a happy Labor Day!  Go Vols!

How ’bout that girl on the right.  Yo dog, she my girl.  Actually she ain’t my girl, but how hot would it be if she was.  (I can dream, okay?  Just go with me here.)  In case you don’t know, her name is Jessica and she’s a contestant on Big Brother 8.  I love just about everything about her.  Her lovely smile, her blond locks, her naturally ample boobage, her tight little cheerleader body…and her voice. Her melodic voice just pushes me over the edge.  And the way she says “booyah!”  Oh wow…that’s just too much!  I’m pretty sure she’ll be taking her sweet little ass all the way to the finale, and she’ll win it all.  Just a prediction.  If any of you’d like to make a bet or something just be aware that I’m down homey.

So, how was everyones weekend?  Mine was pretty good.  Susan and I went to see Superbad, and just let me tell ya…we laughed our asses off.  The theater was about 80% packed and out of the entire viewing population we were probably 2 out of 12 other people over the age of 30, yet we were all kinds of entertained.  Check it out if you’d like.  Chuck gives it two thumbs and a penis up.

I’m leaving this morning for work related meetings that will keep me away from home until Thursday.  I’ll be quite busy, but I hope to get a chance to blog from the road.  Maybe I’ll even throw in a few pictures.  Y’all don’t hold your breath, but I could possibly come through by Wednesday with a post of some kind.  Have a good one!

So, it is 10:25 last night. It’s after a wild round of “balls slappin’ da ass” pleasure. We’ve both just come down from orgasmic fulfillment, as well as the total elation of watching eviction night (ain’t Thursday’s great?) on Big Brother 8. See ya Jen…I’ll miss your sweet bootay and boobage…So yeah we’re laying in bed listening to a BB pod cast on the laptop and I look over at Susan and say,

“So Big Brother is over in four weeks. What will we do then?”

Susan: We’ll have college football.

Me: But that’s over in November.

Susan: Well, the NFL will go on till the Super Bowl in January.

Me: True football is the best reality TV, but what then?

Susan: Uh, hello? American Idol.

Me: Oh yeah.

Susan: We’ve got the dancing with stars show after that. Then there’s Hell’s Kitchen and Top Chef…I’m sure there’ll be some new show we’ll like that’ll come on between dancing and the cookin’ shows.

Me: And that leads us back to Big Brother 9 next July.

Susan: Yep, we’ve got the next year of TV all planned out.

Me: So, (rubbing her stomach), I’m thinking after what just happened you’ve got to have my offspring growing inside of you…

Susan: Ugh, oh God no! Goodnight. I’m going to bed.

So there you go folks. I just thought I’d share a little glimpse into my personal life. You reckon it’s a little too wrapped up in sex and reality television?

Y’all have a great weekend!

Okay, I think I agree with everything on here about 97%.  It’s pretty damn accurate. I answered every question completely truthfully.  There were A LOT of questions, by the way. It’s kinda scary to read some of the results.  Susan looked over the results and pretty much agreed with everything except one.  It’s the same result I have issue with.  Reckon y’all can guess which one?  Can you tell I’m fishing for blog fodder?

I’ve been watching this new ABC show Greek and I gotta say I like it a lot. I was glad to read that it’s been picked up for another season. As an alumni of a real life fraternity, (Delta Chi), I just have to say it’s pretty realistic. The show has covered many greek topics. The scenes in the first episode where the characters go through rush was pretty spot on. Mixers with sororities are covered in a very realistic fashion as well. I can’t wait to see how the pledges go through initiation. I’m hoping it will be just as accurate as the rest of the show.

My fraternity days were very memorable. If it wasn’t for those years I would have never met Bo Snagley. So yeah, those were some good times. I learned a lot back then. Unfortunately I spent a little too much of my time involved in the fraternity and my grades suffered a bit. I wanted to go to law school, but I ended up with a grade point average in the low three point range. I’m sure a law degree would have come in handy quite a few times in the past four years, but alas it wasn’t meant to be. Regardless those days in college involved in the greek system mean a lot to me. To prove it I’m including a picture today from those days. Can you guess which one is me and which one is Bo Snagley?

Damn, how I miss those days in the late 80’s and early 90’s.

So, were any of you in a fraternity or sorority? If so, which one.

Are you as excited as I am? Only 16 more days till the kick off of college football! I’ve waited practically nine months for this. I can’t believe it’s almost here. Starting September first through November twenty fourth, at the earliest, I’ll be sitting on the edge of my seat nearly every Saturday routing on my Tennessee Volunteers. Yesterday I received the package of University of Tennessee related merchandise we ordered on-line last Saturday. I got me a new official sideline visor, a new cap, two new t-shirts and a new house flag. I plan on showing y’all all of them via pictures in the future. We’ll be home in Knoxville over Labor Day weekend and I plan on getting us a lot more UT goodies then. Yes folks, I can’t wait for the 2007 football season to kick off!!

I know that most of you won’t give a crap about this post, but hey…this is my blog and I can be excited if I want to!

By the way….I took this picture last year at the Tennessee/Alabama game in Neyland Stadium. Yes, it was a Tennessee victory!

Please don’t yank my man card because of what I’m about to tell you…

I love musical theatre, and recently I watched Disney’s High School Musical and loved it too.  Yes, tis true.  I’ve been humming the tunes ever since.  And you know what?  We’ve only got three days until High School Musical 2 premiers on The Disney Channel!  Oh my gosh, I’m like…so excited I could pee my panties!  I’ve already set the TiVo and I have a feeling we’ll be watching it again and again.  I also intend to purchase both movie soundtracks this weekend.  Anyone else plan on watching it?

Okay, back to hetero thoughts…..boobs, football, buffalo wings, vulvas, beer, farts, labium, dipping snuff, etc, etc….

Work, sleep, Big Brother, eating, family time and the occasional sex act….that’s the order of the events in my life lately. I’ve watched religiously five of the past seven BB seasons. Thanks to Showtime’s Big Brother After Dark program, this current season has dominated much of my life. Luckily Susan is just as addicted as I am. She spends a lot of time reading the various BB websites out there. In case you’re interested, Silly Hamsters and Morty’s BB Blog are two of our favorites. With all that being said, I just gotta say I’m totally digging this season.

This past week things have gotten pretty tense in the house. This guy,

Dick, is the primary reason for the excitement. If it wasn’t for him, I don’t think the show would be getting the ratings and buzz it’s been getting this season. Don’t get me wrong, I say these things but I actually can’t stand the guy. He’s rude, disgusting and has no respect for the ladies in the house. If I never see him blow smoke rings, spit, burp and fart again I’ll be happy. But…he’s the one exciting thing about the house. He may be rude, but he does call it like he sees it. He has no qualms about calling out Amber and Jemeka and their hypocritical supposed Christian actions. When he goes I wonder if I’ll still be as interested.

Speaking of Amber…

I can’t wait for this whinny ass turd winder to leave. Every time I see her face I want to puke. Out of all the seasons of Big Brother I’ve watched I just have to say that this is the first one where there really isn’t a person that I’m actually routing for. I don’t care much for any of them, but still….I’m hooked.

Damn, I’m pathetic!

Hey folks! First let me say thank you to all those who shared your condolences on my last post. It was all very much appreciated! We returned from the funeral, which ended up becoming sorta like a family reunion, last Thursday. Since then there has been a lot going on. Things both personal and professional. How about I hit on a few here now?

• Missing four days of work made Friday a very busy day, and the next week is going to be just as crazy.
• School starts this Wednesday. My son is going into the first grade and my daughter starts high school. She’s nervous as hell, and so am I. I can’t believe I have a kid that old!
• Just when I thought my ex wife couldn’t possibly be a worse mother she goes and gets herself knocked up by some guy she’s known for a month. Let’s see….This is the second times she’s been pregnant since we divorced four years ago but this time she’s keeping the baby, the guy has cut all strings from her, and she’ll now (and for the next 18 years) have yet another excuse to not spend much time with her first two children. But then again, does it really matter in the long run? My kids know who their parent is. I’m not called Dadchuckmom for nothing.
• My counterpart in Memphis has decided to leave the company and now I’ll be having to help out with covering the vacant territory. That should keep me busy for a while. Anybody in West Tennessee or Arkansas know anyone anything fun I can do if I have to travel there for work?
• Speaking of travel, I’ll be coming to Dallas in September for a two day meeting and plan on arriving a couple days early. Any of you DFW folks want to buy me a beer, or pay for a lap dance, while I’m there?
• For three weeks now I’ve had a terrible gout attack in the knuckle of my right big toe. I’ve about got things under control with the meds, but it’s still hurting like a mofo.
• With the three hour long episodes on CBS every week, and the live show on Showtime every night, I’ve found myself watching about 22 hours of Big Brother 8 each week. I’m an idiot, tis true…but I’m also a big time voyeur! I’m also Jen’s biggest fan!
• Is it really August already?  Damn.

Yep, it’s true…things are all kinds of crazy in my life right now. I hate to have to take a semi hiatus, but it’s looking like that’s going to have to happen. I’ll try to post somewhat regularly, but at the rate things are going it might not be as regularly as I’d like. Hell, I haven’t even had the time to read any of your blogs lately. That really sucks cause there are many of you who I count on for daily entertainment. If any of you would like to volunteer to be my daily blog reader and comment leaver let me know. I’ll give you my number and you can read me blogs, then take my comment dictation over the phone!

Y’all take care. I’ll get back to posting again soon…