Not So Sweet Dreams are made of this….
Posted by Chuck on March 27th, 2007
I had two very strange dreams last night, and since I have nothing else to talk about I thought I’d share them here so perhaps you all can give me some insight. I expect your honest opinions…
Dream 1: I’m on the Dr. Phil show sitting up on stage in one of those stool-chair-things he has for his guests. I’m wearing a vintage navy blue sharkskin suit from the 60’s with a solid orange tie and white silk shirt. Below the two inch cuff of my slacks I’m wearing brown and beige saddle oxford shoes with navy and brown argyle socks. I look into one of the monitors positioned around the stage and I can see myself with a caption centered under my picture. The caption reads, “Happily Married? If so, why does he show his penis on national television?” It’s at this point I look down and notice I’m hanging out of my zipper. I look away then look back and realize it’s growing. Not getting hard, just slinking down like a snake. Moments later Dr. Phil’s wife Robin (she’s hot in a older lady kinda way) walks up on stage and steps on my dick head with her stiletto heal. Not in anger, just as an accident. I remember that it didn’t hurt. Then the dream faded and changed.
Dream 2: I was sitting around a camp fire alone, with my laptop, surfing blogs. I remember a few blogs that I read while I sat there, sitting on a log. There were several more that I read but can’t now remember. I stood up and turned away from the fire, setting the laptop down on the ground. I was only wearing boxers and a t-shirt, and I pulled down the boxers and began to take a major piss into the dirt. It was one of those long pisses that actually make you shiver. When I flipped it back into my boxers and turned around, many of my blogger friends, including those I was reading before and those I can’t now remember, were sitting there on logs along side of me. One blogger began singing koom-by-ya, and within seconds everyone had joined in. In the back ground I remember hearing a dog barking. I then woke up and had to pee like a Russian racehorse. As I got out of bed to walk towards the bathroom I looked at the clock on my nightstand and it read 4:25 am.
Okay, so do you think these are some weird dreams or what? Let me know what your thoughts on them are. I’m currently taking this prescription pill called Chantix, to quit smoking (it’s working by the way. In a week of taking the pills I’ve smoked two packs of cigarettes. Two packs in a week is certainly down from my usual two packs a day. I’m looking forward to putting them away permanently.) One of the side effects of Chantix is “changes in dreaming”, or something like that. I’d say I’m suffering this side effect. These two dreams are certainly a bit different from the bland and boring dreams I usually have.
Have a good week! I’ll get back with another post in a couple days or so. Got a lot going on this week…
March 27th, 2007 at 7:23 am
I’m at a loss. A complete & utter loss.
Seriously, nothing. Which, from me, is totally weird. You finally stumped me.
March 27th, 2007 at 8:12 am
Thanks for the link dude!
Get off them “cancer sticks” and pick up an expensive stoggie!
March 27th, 2007 at 9:24 am
i would like to take this oportunity to interpreate your dreams for you.
dream one. You are trying to compensate for haveing a small penis.
Dream two. you are trying to compensate for having a small penis and are the shamefull fact that you sit down to urinate.
March 27th, 2007 at 10:06 am
Ok, now that I’ve had time to think on this, I have an analysis.
Dream One: You want to be dominated by an older semi-famous woman, humiliation being a large part of it. And you’re concerned that your penchant for extremely out of style clothes & shoes is going to be outed in public. Along with your penis. Which is weird considering you’ve showed your penis on here.
Dream Two: You have a desire to go camping again, although you’re worried that if you don’t go with us (Shrek & I) you’re going to be bored, and therefore will need the internet to entertain yourself.
I have solutions for both of these dreams, if you’re interested….
March 27th, 2007 at 10:30 am
Be sure to keep going and get the second perscription. I’ve fallen off the wagon because I didn’t.
March 27th, 2007 at 11:48 am
I have no clue, but I like Julie’s answers. I hope you have a great week. Sending you lot’s of Big Big Hug’s!!!!!
March 27th, 2007 at 11:49 am
Oh way to go to being down to 2 packs a week. Big Big Hug’s!!!!
March 27th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
According to Freud, you have penis envy and an unresolved Oedipal complex.
Then again, so did EVERYONE Freud treated.
Mother “loving”, dickless coke whore that HE was!
March 27th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Dang Chuck, let me borrow some of them pills.
I think your dreams are telling us that you’re impressed with your dick?
March 27th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
I don’t smoke but would like to have one of those pills just for the sleeptime fun.
March 27th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Julie - Extremely out of style clothes and shoes? Uh, hello…You can see sharkskin suits on any episode of The Sopranos. You wanna call those guys “out of style”? lol I think you’re right about the older woman domination thing. Got any candidate suggestions?
Mushy - Dude, once I kick the smoke I ain’t reaching for nothing else…unless it’s something I’ve grown in my basement. j/k
Snagley - Sorry bub, but you’re way off. Maybe, instead of dreams, you should attempt to interpret your lack of spelling skills.
Dick - I sure will. Have you given it another shot?
Sandy - Thanks girl!! BBH2U2!
Blazngfyre - You’re right. He was a freak! I can’t believe that there are those who base their whole philosophical structure on his teachings. Geeze…So, what do you really think about my dreams….?
Slick - Nah, it ain’t nothing special. You’re lucky you don’t need these pills…but I’ll be happy to sell ya some just for shits and giggles.
Chickie - Well girl, go to your doc and tell him your a smokin’ freak….maybe you can then have some freaky dreams too!
March 28th, 2007 at 3:39 am
As near as I can tell, I am not referenced in this post. Now I have no choice to but to track you down and shave your entire body. I will arrive in 2-3 days, and when I get there it would be nice to have to meatloaf and Pez on hand.
March 28th, 2007 at 7:28 am
Ok….alright….here it is: You’re showing classic symptoms associated with booby/stiletto envy. Quite common in Sydney. Don’t panic. you want to be a woman, but you want to hang on to your manly parts. It’s irreversable, but highly entertaining.
March 28th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Your dreams are just extensions of your real life. The color Orange is there AND body functions. It’s just YOU.
March 28th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Oh, but if you REALLY need to be dominated by an older woman….
March 28th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Chuck
I might not be able to spell. i do not, however, have a bad case of small wang compensation syndrome.
whats next, are you planning on construction an obelisk in your back yard.
March 28th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
Just wanted to come say hi, and send you some Big Big Hug’s!!!!
March 28th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Mr. Fab - Well, brother…I reckon I haven’t known you long enough to include you in my dreams. I’ll try real hard to dream about you tonight! lol
Cherie - I want to be a woman, huh? Hmmm….If that’s true, then I definitely want to be a lesbian!
RosieDear - Good view of it you got there. You’re definitely right about orange and body functions! I also like your offering of being the “older woman”….that was what you were offering, right?
Snag - You, my friend, are a doofus.
Sandy - Well HI!
March 28th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
I think you want to have sex with everyone you listed in dream 2.
That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.
You should HEAR all the crazy f*ed up dreams I have. They are just insane. I’m sure I would be certifiable if someone could actually see them.
I do have a recurring dream that I’m moving to Iowa. Seriously.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
I think Julie nailed it. So, when we goin’ campin’?