So sorry I’ve been such a bad blogger lately. I’m sure you’ve all been sitting around just wondering what all has been going on with your buddy Chuck. What’s that? You haven’t been wondering? Well, actually that’s kinda what I figured!

Things have been good, but hectic. I finally got to feeling better. It was funny…probably three hours after getting that shot last Wednesday I felt like a new man. I spent the rest of the week all kinds of busy with work and family and crap like that. My parents came into town for their tri-annual visit to Alabama. We had a nice time, doing what we usually do when we’re all together; eating waaaaay too much! Man, I’m still feeling backed up and ready to blow out a toilet any minute. I’m telling you here and now….you eat a big ass mess of collard greens and just see what it does to your bathroom habits. The color is amazing. You’ll look into the toilet and think you’re tripping on acid!

My son had his second soccer game of the season Saturday and they won 7-3! It made it even better when he scored two of the goals! I had jokingly told him, before the game, that he couldn’t come home unless he scored a point. After his second score Susan looked over at me and asked, “I guess L gets to come home now, right?” Also after his second point another Father noticed his aggressiveness and said to me, “I’m thinking your boy’s wanting a steak dinner tonight!” It sure made me feel proud to see him doing so well, and enjoying it so much. I can’t wait to start him in football (a real game) this fall. He’s only in kindergarten but he’s already the height of your average second/third grader. He’s going to make a great offensive or defensive lineman one of these days. Just like his old man! I can smell the full scholarship to the University of Tennessee now!!

So, what were you all doing at 11pm on Saturday night? Come on, tell me and share with us all. Yeah, I bet it was something freaky! No matter where you live, let me know what you were doing.

What was I doing you ask? Well that’s easy….I was laying in my bed….naked….on my stomach….legs slightly spread….bedroom door closed and locked….laptop opened before me….fingers gently striking the keyboard….bringing me to this page, where I spent the next hour or so. Then I went to sleep. Yep, my life is terribly exciting! As for the “not so good” portion of this post you should know, for the record, it’s been 10 days since I’ve last partaken in the marital fruit, and much longer since I took matters in my own hands. I’m about to explode over here!

Have a swell Monday!