Boy oh boy…what a lousy past few days I’ve had. I’ve felt like such a pile of shit. I’d just like to know what the deal is. During all the early years of my adult life I hardly ever got sick. I may have been sick enough to be stuck in bed perhaps one day every year in a half, on average. Every since Susan and I’ve been married things have changed. I swear she’s put some kind of sickness voodoo on me. I mean, look at the past six months….we’ll actually you can’t since I had stopped blogging during a big part of that time, but never the less…I had some major illnesses during that time. Also, I used to never get strep throat. I think I’d probably had it three times since I was three and had my tonsils removed. Since I’ve been remarried? At least three times a year.  Seriously, what’s up with that?  I’m telling you, it’s some kind of curse…
Today I went to my doctor and got a shot in the ass as well as a Z-pak. I’m actually feeling much better. I appreciate all your comments and emails hoping for quick recovery. Your good wishes have been working. Now, if I could only get rid of this crappy back pain.

Okay….enough bitching….well, maybe a little more…

So, is there anyone out there who has Showtime and could tape/burn every episode of The Tudors and mail them to me? I’m chomping at the bit to get to watch this show, but Susan won’t let me re-subscribe to Showtime. She feels like HBO is enough. But, y’all know how much I love me some sex, history and boobs! Why do you think I’ve been so addicted to the HBO series, Rome? It’s the boobs and sex baby!! I can’t believe Rome has it’s series finale next Sunday night. I’ll really miss it.

I’ve got a lot of people coming out to give me estimates on work here at my house. I’ve got one guy who already came out who is going to replace a lot of the Masonite siding that’s started to rot. He’s also going to replace two of my exterior window frames that are also showing signs of rot. His pricing is very reasonable. I’ve got a guy coming by today to give me an estimate on replacing the toilet and glass shower door in the master bathroom. There’s another guy coming by today to quote me on the landscaping my bad back won’t allow me to do myself, and yet another guy to give me an estimate on power washing my driveway and sidewalk. I’ve got a lot of work to get done. I just hope the money will hold out till it’s all been accomplished!

I’m telling you now, if Sanjaya doesn’t go home tonight I will stop watching American Idol. As much as I may love some of the other contestants, (remember I called it several weeks ago that Melinda Doolittle will win it all), I refuse to show my support, and spend my precious time, on a show were they have a no talent dork like Sanjay still showing up week after week.

Well, I’ve just realized that this must be like the most boring post I’ve written in a long time. God, maybe I’m losing my blogging touch as well……Regardless, y’all have a great Hump Day, have some hump day sex, and cross your fingers that I’ll be getting humped tonight too!!

Talk to y’all soon…