These are just a few things Susan and I talked about, or I personally thought about, while traveling the past couple days. I just figured I’d share, since I don’t have anything else worthwhile to blog about…

• She may have turned me down Wednesday night, but she sure did come back with a vengeance the next morning! My dick is still chaffed…
• Sbarro pizza really isn’t all that good. It wasn’t good back in ‘85 when I first tried it at the mall, and it still ain’t nothing to write home about.
• It’s sad when they play a Flock of Seagulls song on the radio and ask callers to call in and guess the bands name and it takes like 45 people calling in before someone guesses correctly…and I knew it right away. The song was I Ran, in case you were wondering.
• I never really thought about it before but it must suck to be British and know that a big part of your government, The House of Lords, isn’t elected by the people. Do you reckon those Lords really care about the average person?
• Visiting the beach is nice, but I wouldn’t want to live there….again.
• Susan and I don’t have the same idea of what the perfect room temperature in a hotel room is. I like it so cold there’s icicles hanging off my nuts. She doesn’t, she likes her nuts ice free.
• I’m so sick of hearing my wife tell the story of how she quit her job. I bet I’ve heard her tell it fifty times on the phone since last Wednesday. I could quote it in my sleep.
• It’s sad to see the damage still in Gulf Shores, Alabama from the hurricanes over the past couple years. I’d estimate that one in fifteen homes on the beach are still damaged and half of them are still unoccupied.
• My ex wife has a boyfriend and she’s serious about him, even mentioning the L word. He goes to Snagley’s church and works for a law firm. I know it’s inevitable, but I feel weird about my kids meeting him.
• Why is it that hotel soap feels so slimy? You wash your hands and it takes 3 gallons of water to get the slickness off your flesh. It’s great for masturbating in the shower, but gets old when you’re just cleaning. I travel a lot, obviously, and notice this everywhere I go. Anyone else have the same experience?
• I write like 75% of my blog posts while under the influence of alcohol. They may show up as being posted in the a.m. but in actuality I write them the night before and set them to post the next day. It’s 10:46pm on Thursday right now!
• I’m very anxious to see what happens this year with college football. Did y’all notice all the new Tennessee stuff I’ve added to my sidebars? Hot, huh?
• Those Sonic commercials with the two guys, or the guy and his wife, crack me up big time! Know what I’m talking about? “Don’t you bring that weak tot action!” Okay, maybe I like weird commercials.
• We watched the new show on Fox, The Wedding Bells the other night. It was pretty cute. You can watch it again tonight at 9/8 central. I recommend it, and no…I’m not gay.
• Next week, when I’m working again out of town, I’m having a meal at Ruth’s Chris. I’ve never dined there, but have always wanted to. It’s expensive as hell so I’ll have to take a customer so I’ll be able to expense it!
• Yesterday I was standing at the counter of a convenience store, paying for a diet coke and some cigs, and I let out a three second long silent fart. Once I was done I congratulated myself on it’s being inaudible, then caught a whiff of it’s slight rankness. It was at this point that I half turned around and noticed a very short guy standing behind me within a foot of my ass. I stifled a laugh, signed the credit card slip and got the hell out of there. I sure hope he enjoyed it cause I was proud of that aroma.

Okay, that’s enough thoughts for this trip. I hope you weren’t bored too much! Just think, there’s another three day trip planned next week…I can entertain y’all again with more “Observations from the road”!

I hope you all have had a nice week so far. We’ll be heading home tomorrow morning after my last customer meeting. We should be back home by 3, ready for the kids to get home and ready for another weekend! Have a good one!!