A penny for your thoughts…
Posted by Chuck on February 27th, 2007
Over the years, since I’ve been a blogger, I’ve written several posts where I’ve asked my readers questions. The first time I got more than like 7 comments was when I posted questions asking the readers about themselves. I mean, who doesn’t like to talk about themselves? I thought that today I’d do something similar, but not completely the same. Just know I do intend to compile your answers to my questions and use them in a book I’m writing, tentatively entitled, “How Crazy You Must Be To Read My Blog.”
· Brand of ketchup? Heinz, Hunt’s, Delmonte, a store brand or other.
· Ass wiping? Front to back, back to front, side to side or air-dry.
· Your everyday silverware? All matching or mismatch.
· Temperature of your meat? Rare, medium rare, well done, etc.
· Brand of toothpaste?
· Pubes? Trimed, shaved or Mr./Ms. Bushy McBushster.
· Smoking? Anti, pro, don’t give a shit as long as it’s not in your face.
· Illegal drug use? Pot, coke, LSD, never, etc.
· Favorite hotel brand?
· Phone sex: ever had it?
· Chick-fil-A? Hella good, I can take it or leave it, or Chick-fil-what?
· Wal*Mart? Great prices – I love it, I shop there on occasion, it’s the Great Satan.
· Chuck? He’d be fun to drink a few with and swap stories, “Oh girl, I’d so rock his world”, He can really be annoying, I wish I could have been his college roommate, or come up with your own response.
There now, doesn’t this look like fun? I know you’re dying to comment your answers so I’ll leave y’all alone. I appreciate you taking the time to consider them. FYI, I’ve been out of town but I’ll be heading home later this morning. I’ll get there just in time for soccer practice! Yay, me!
I’ll blog at ya later in the week…
February 27th, 2007 at 7:28 am
Here goes:
*BRAND OF WHAT? KETCHUP?(sounds like a sneeze)—I’m assuming you mean tomato sauce? That would be Heinz for mwa.
*ASS WIPING?—I’m a dabber.
*YOUR EVERYDAY SILVERWARE?—Never met a full set. Do they sell them like that?
*BRAND OF TOOTHPASTE?—Cockgate…….I mean Colgate.
*PUBES—On me? Nada, zilch, zero. On him? Nicely trimmed thankyou. I hate it when your in the middle of a great smoking head job and one of those L-O-N-G hard crinkly things jabs you right up your nose. IT’S WRONG. That fucking thing belongs on a scourer!! My mother brough up this subject a few months ago. HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!!!!!!!!! She likes it bushy and full. Thanks Mum. Now there’s an image I’ll go to my grave with…….and because of.
*SMOKING—Not unless you’re on fire!
*ILLEGAL DRUG USE?—Yes please. At least thats what my early twenties consisted of. I live in the memory of those long gone days of excess and debauchery. I had a lot fun with pot (still do on the odd occasion), ecstasy (travelled the world on that stuff, I reckon there are 6 or 7 countries I visited that don’t actually exist), trips, mushy’s and, of course, speed. Those were the days.
*FAVOURITE HOTEL BRAND?—I’m more a motel kinda gal. I travel a lot and usually only stop for a night. So, I don’t spend the $ on hotels. Although the Marriott Surfers Paradise Hotel is a very nice one.
*PHONE SEX, EVER HAD IT?—Yes I have. And do you know…..I can’t remember the boyfriends name! Scored highly, obviously.
*CHIK-FIL-A?—What the fuck does this mean?? Does this mean you like to feel chickens?
*WALMART—The supermarket that sells guns!!!!!! ALRIGHT!!!!!!!! “Clean up on isle 4″.
*CHUCK—A funny fucka with a cute dog.
Ok? you right now?
February 27th, 2007 at 8:01 am
Brand of ketchup - one that’s on sale.
Ass wiping - I change alot of diapers daily.
Everyday silverware - always matching.
Brand of toothpaste - Crest.
Pubes - None.
Smoking - I don’t but don’t care if someone else does.
Illegal drug use - Nope.
Favorite hotel brand - Radisson.
Phone sex - ummm-hmm, once or twice hah.
Chik-Fil-A - best nuggets out there.
Wal*Mart - over crowded and picked over.
Chuck - needs to start a recipe blog.
February 27th, 2007 at 8:11 am
· Brand of ketchup? Heinz is my fave, but I don’t really care
· Ass wiping? Air dry? Who would AIR DRY their ass? Ewww. I do back to back…start at the hole and wipe out toward the back.
· Your everyday silverware? Yeah. Mismatch. Rule of my life.
· Temperature of your meat? Medium well. That way, it will be done, because they always overcook it.
· Brand of toothpaste? Crest. Colgate numbs my mouth
· Pubes? Trimmed/Shaved on me, I’d prefer manscaping on him, but he says no way…
· Smoking? I don’t smoke, and I don’t like inconsiderate smokers, who blow indiscriminately. Other than that, if I find a friend smokes, I don’t care. My mom smokes.
· Illegal drug use? nope. never.
· Favorite hotel brand? Any as long as it’s nicer than my house!
· Phone sex: not over the phone.
· Chick-fil-A? I just can’t love it. It’s ok, and hub loves it, but I think it’s just chicken.
· Wal*Mart? Great prices – I like Target better, but WM is fine.
· Chuck? He’s a nut, and a lot of his posts about sex make me nauseous, but all in all, I dig him a lot. But I love my husband very much. Hi honey!
February 27th, 2007 at 8:59 am
· Brand of ketchup? WHATABURGER! There is no better ketchup. Period.
· Ass wiping? Front to back, baby. I’m a girl, and that’s what we’re taught to do.
· Your everyday silverware? All matching!! Although, there is a spare one or two left over from our last place settings. We always run out of spoons for some reason.
· Temperature of your meat? Medium for steaks. Must be done ona burger, I ain’t getting e Coli.
· Brand of toothpaste? Crest. But really, I’m not that hard to please on this one.
· Pubes? Trimmed & partially shaved.
· Smoking? Shhhh, but I’m a smoker, so I guess I’m pro. BUT, I don’t want it in my face when I’m eating. I’m a very considerate smoker, and will always go outside.
· Illegal drug use? Yes, please?
Kidding. I’ve only done pot & ecstasy. The latter was a loooong time ago though. Won’t comment on the pot. 
· Favorite hotel brand? I like Hampton Inns, Marriotts, etc. I will NOT stay at a hotel with outside doors. PERIOD.
· Phone sex: Yes, please? Yes, but it’s been a hella long time.
· Chick-fil-A? Delish!!! I wish we had one here, but my ass is grateful we don’t.
· Wal*Mart? Considering I live in BFE, it’s the place here. Love it, although it frustrates the crap out of me regularly.
· Chuck? I could write a novel here. All of you know how I feel about Chucky, he’s my best friend. What else is there to say?
February 27th, 2007 at 9:00 am
And I want my penny, dammit.
February 27th, 2007 at 9:06 am
· Brand of ketchup? Heinz
· Ass wiping? Front to back
· Your everyday silverware? All matching.
· Temperature of your meat? medium.
· Brand of toothpaste? crest
· Pubes? shaved.
· Smoking? don’t give a shit as long as it’s not in your face.
· Illegal drug use? Pot, coke, x, all a long time ago
· Favorite hotel brand? no tell motel
· Phone sex: ever had it? yep
· Chick-fil-A? I can take it or leave it
· Wal*Mart? Great prices – it’s the Great Satan.
· Chuck? He’d be fun to drink a few with and swap stories, “Oh girl, I’d so rock his world”, I wish I could have been his college roommate, I don’t want to go to a strip club with him cuz he gets stinky girls
February 27th, 2007 at 9:54 am
• Brand of ketchup? What possible difference does it make?!?! – they all taste the same.
• Ass wiping? Not goin’ there.
• Your everyday silverware? It’s nice and all matches. It was one of the first items I listed in my column of ½ the things that were going with me.
• Temperature of your meat? Medium rare so it is juicy.
• Brand of toothpaste? What’s on sale at Big Lots?
• Pubes? At the moment. Let me check. Oh for now, they’re very nicely trimmed, one might say ready to be seen.
• Smoking? Anti, I am VERY allergic.
• Illegal drug use? Why would I need drugs? Don’t want to dull my funny self.
• Favorite hotel brand? Hampton Inn., Sigh – such fond memories of some lovely days there.
• Phone sex: But of course, but am better at cyber and with_______
• Chick-fil-A? I love McDonald Chicken Selects, and the Bacon-chicken salad.
• Wal*Mart? Have bought a lot of my new, size 10’s there. Great prices – YES!!! But I do love Big Lots, a Big Lot
• Chuck? He’d is fun, because all the many facets of him are well — fascinating. Fun, friend, sexy man. The entire package. Who could ask for any more?!?!?
February 27th, 2007 at 10:11 am
Ketchup. I dont care as long as it is in a plastic squeeze container
i use the phone book diagonally.
i prefer to be fed grapes by hand
burnt.
aquafresh
sasquach
i hate smoking because it keeps killing my family. if they come up with a safe cigarette i will start again.
I hate illigal drugs for the same reason
super 8
phone sex? i shut my office door and tried it and got electrocuted.
I used to work at chic-fil-a they used to have a good lemon ice box pie.
Walmart is usefull but i prefer an ace hard ware.
Why would anyone want to be your college roomate given your personal hygene or lack there of.
February 27th, 2007 at 10:37 am
· Brand of ketchup? Whatever’s on sale, but that tends to be Heinz mostly.
· Ass wiping? I’m a front to back girl
· Your everyday silverware? All matching with a few strays from the previous set.
· Temperature of your meat? Medium Well… No mooing allowed!
· Brand of toothpaste? Colgate Total
· Pubes? Neatly trimmed
· Smoking? Never been a smoker, but think everyone has the right as long as they’re considerate.
· Illegal drug use? Just say no to drugs.
· Favorite hotel brand? Holiday Inn
· Phone sex: ever had it? I’ve half had it.. recently actually. I wasn’t in a position to participate, but listening to the guy was HOT!
· Chick-fil-A? Never had it… everyone seems to love it.. maybe I should try it.
· Wal*Mart? Is taking over the world,it’s the Great Satan.
· Chuck? He’d be fun to drink a few with and swap stories, “Oh girl, I’d so rock his world”!!!, I wish I could have been his college roommate, I’d love for him to make me dinner.
February 27th, 2007 at 11:01 am
Brand of ketchup? Heinz, despite the whole John Kerry association…
· Ass wiping? Wow, um, dab locally…
· Your everyday silverware? All matching.
· Temperature of your meat? medium rare!
· Brand of toothpaste? Crest w/ scope whitening
· Pubes? cleaned up on the edges
· Smoking? me never, but as a restaurant owner I think it’s a crock of shit that many are trying to force their “non smoking” beliefs on others–don’t they know smokers DRINK???? and spend more money???
· Illegal drug use? the occasional hit of demerol before bed
· Favorite hotel brand? Small Luxury Hotels of the World (www.slh.com our hotel is one of them!)
· Phone sex: ever had it? Hell yeah, epic 2hr “conversations” w/ current hubby
· Chick-fil-A? Hella good, but I prefer the addition of lettuce and mayo
· Wal*Mart? tends to piss me off (though I live in their HQ backyard and shouldn’t bite the hand that feeds…), but I’m a Target girl!
· Chuck? He’d be TOTALLY fun to drink a few with and swap stories
February 27th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Aren’t you clever?
Brand of ketchup? Heinz
Ass wiping? Ewww - I’m way too lady like to answer that!
Your everyday silverware? Matches
Temperature of your meat? Medium - I like it pink, hehe.
Brand of toothpaste? Colgate
Pubes? Mostly shaved, with a small amount of trimmed on top
Smoking? Dont give a shit as long as it’s not in your face
Illegal drug use? Never
Favorite hotel brand? Anything with clean sheets and lots of towels
Phone sex: ever had it? Never! hahahahaha
Chick-fil-A? I can take it or leave it
Wal*Mart? I go there WAY too often
Chuck? He’d be fun to drink a few with and swap stories AND“Oh girl, I’d so rock his world”
February 27th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
-I don’t eat ketchup. It stinks.
-Front to back!! Very important.
-My silverware is all matching. Sort of a thing with me.
-Medium to medium well.
-Whatever’s on sale! Right now I’m using Crest ProHealth.
-A shaved/trimmed combo, but it depends on how much action I’m getting. Mama don’t get bald for nothin’.
-Smoking is gross.
-Drugs are bad!
(Man I’m preachy.)
-I have no brand loyalty. I usually get one of those coupons at the welcome centers and stay somewhere for $19.95 a night. And I usually regret it.
-Hmm… I TRIED once, but was unsuccessful.
-Ok, Chick Fil A. Hmm. What can I say? I once drove 3 hours one way for a couple of boxes of nuggets. I have a soft spot in my heart for them (and no matter what AN-Y-ONE SAYS, the nuggets and the strips DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!! TASTE THE SAME!!!!) and the one at our local mall closed when they remodeled the food court. Sadness ensued. What that means for me and my CFA devotion/obession is that I make my husband take me there about 10x’s each time we go back to Knoxville.
-I never go to WalMart. Nothing against it, just don’t need it!
-Chuck is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’d like to see him after knockin’ back a few at a UT football game!
February 27th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
· Brand of ketchup? Hunt’s
· Ass wiping? Front to back.
· Your everyday silverware? Mismatch
· Temperature of your meat? Moooooo. Knock him in the head, wipe his ass and throw him on a plate.
· Brand of toothpaste? Crest
· Pubes? Manscaped
· Smoking? Anti. Extremely.
· Illegal drug use? Never.
· Favorite hotel brand? Varies
· Phone sex: ever had it? 867-5309
· Chick-fil-A? Hella good. Actually had it for lunch today.
· Wal*Mart? I shop there on occasion
· Chuck? He’d be fun to drink a few with and swap stories.
February 27th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Brand of ketchup? Heinz and only Heinz
· Ass wiping? Front to back only .. I’m a girl
· Your everyday silverware? It all matches .. I am anal like that
· Temperature of your meat? Steaks are medium well so they don’t get tough, burgers must be well done
· Brand of toothpaste? Colgate, any type or flavor … just Colgate
· Pubes? 90% shaved, the rest is tightly trimmed
· Smoking? I don’t smoke, but I’m not against it as long as it’s not in my face
· Illegal drug use? Sure! … well, I’ve only smoked pot …
· Favorite hotel brand? Embassy Suites, Sheratons, companies that I work closely with while at my job.
· Phone sex: ever had it? Ummmm … can I plead the fifth on this one?
· Chick-fil-A? Absolutely they have the BEST chicken EVER
· Wal*Mart? At least once a week, I do all of my grocery shopping
· Chuck? My first blogging friend … what can I say? He is the best! I’d love to have a few drinks and hit on him.
February 27th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Brand of ketchup? dont use it
· Ass wiping? Front to back
· Your everyday silverware? All matching
· Temperature of your meat? medium
· Brand of toothpaste?whatever’s on sale
· Pubes? Trimed
· Smoking? Anti,unless i’m at a bar, then I don’t give a shit
· Illegal drug use? pretty much none. When I have to, I choose herion.
· Favorite hotel brand? none
· Phone sex: ever had it? nope
· Chick-fil-A? Hella good
· Wal*Mart? I shop there on occasion but I’m not proud
· Chuck? He’d be fun to drink a few with and swap stories
February 28th, 2007 at 12:35 am
· Brand of ketchup? Heinz
· Ass wiping? Front to back
· Your everyday silverware? All matching
· Temperature of your meat? Medium well
· Brand of toothpaste? Crest
· Pubes? Nicely Trimed
· Smoking? Anti
· Illegal drug use? Irrelevent
· Favorite hotel brand? Marriott
· Phone sex: ever had it? Hell yeah
· Chick-fil-A? Hella good
· Wal*Mart? It’s the Great Satan.
· Chuck? He’d be fun to drink a few with and swap stories, “Oh girl, I’d so rock his world” if he weren’t married & self professed gigolo, and talks about bathroom functions wayyy too much
February 28th, 2007 at 12:38 am
Well hell, it’s late and I’m drunk…so I thought I’d comment to my own questions. I’ve loved all your comments, by the way. There has been some very informative shit that will undoubtedly make my future book an Amazon Best Seller. Thank you all so much. Keep ‘em coming!
· Ketchup Brand? Heinz all the way, but when it comes to fast food ketchup nothing beats WHATABURGER ketchup…so tangy!
· Ass wiping? I usually lift my junk, that’s why my left bicep is so much more developed, and wipe from back to front with my right hand. Tends to make my nut sack stink, on occasion…
· Your everyday silverware? All matching. We got 14 sets of the same pattern as wedding gifts.
· Temperature of your meat? Medium rare for steaks, well for hamburger.
· Brand of toothpaste? Crest Whitening Expressions; Cinnamon Burst, to be exact.
· Pubes? Trimed pubes and shaved balls. Classic mansacaping.
· Smoking? Anti, except when I’m around Julie…then I just deal with it. So nasty!
· Illegal drug use? Pot and coke back in the day. Haven’t snorted anything in 13 years, and not much then, and haven’t puffed the wacky weed since last meeting up with a certain blogger.
· Favorite hotel brand? Hilton totally…Hiltons, Hamptons, Embassy Suites, etc…I always stay at one of the Hilton family of properties. I’m all about getting my Hilton Honor’s points.
· Phone sex: Just once or twice.
· Chick-fil-A? Hella good, but bad for the low carb diet.
· Wal*Mart? I shop there on occasion, but wish I didn’t.
· Chuck? I think I’ll come up with the “create your own response” to this one. If I wasn’t “Chuck”, but had the opportunity to hang out with Chuck I’d totally jump at the chance. There’d be the opportunity that by hanging out with him, I’d get to know many other people nearby. It’s obvious that Chuck is one chick magnet! Then again he has his enemy’s…so who knows. Hell, I’d just hope he’d pay for the drinks.
Again folks, I appreciate your participation. The being drunk part was a joke. Keep your comments coming. Oh, I almost forgot….GO VOLS!! How about that win over #4 Florida tonight!?
February 28th, 2007 at 7:10 am
Brand of ketchup? Heinz
Ass wiping? Back to front, with my right hand also. We’re brothers!
Your everyday silverware? All matching
Temperature of your meat? medium rare
Brand of toothpaste? Crest whitening shit
Pubes? Manscaping. Got to, 20 some odd years of being left alone and it’d fill my underwear up.
Smoking? Pro- Yeah, I’m a smoker. I know, I know….
Illegal drug use? Just pot. I’m a good boy.
Favorite hotel brand? Don’t really matter none. Whatever work provides
Phone sex: Yeah, I’ve tried it…
Chick-fil-A? Trisha’s fave so yeah, I must eat there
Wal*Mart? Always
Chuck? A sick perverted bastard who I admire
February 28th, 2007 at 11:59 am
Brand of ketchup? Heinz
Ass wiping? Bidet
Your everyday silverware? All matching but only because we got tired of looking at mismatched stuff and went and bought a new set.
Temperature of your meat? Burnt
Brand of toothpaste? Arm & Hammer Whitening. It’s like brushing with minty sand.
Pubes? Slick
Smoking? Don’t care as long as it’s not in my face.
Illegal drug use? Back in my younger days. I’ll try anything twice.
Favorite hotel brand? Comfort Inn
Phone sex: Yeah.
Chick-fil-A? I can take it or leave it.
Wal*Mart? I got there but hate every second of it.
Chuck? He’d be fun to drink with.
February 28th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Brand of ketchup? Heinz,or Hunt’s,
Ass wiping? Front to back,
Your everyday silverware? All matching except all the kid’s silverware all mismatching.
Temperature of your meat? Well done on everything.
Brand of toothpaste? Crest Whitening Expressions, Cinnamon Burst
Pubes? Trimed, shaved or Mr./Ms. Bushy McBushster. Trimmed, shaved every now and then.
Smoking? I don’t smoke, as long as it’s not in my face I don’t say anything.
Illegal drug use? Never
Favorite hotel brand? Hamptons
Phone sex: ever had it? YES
Chick-fil-A? Never eaten there.
Wal*Mart? I shop at Wal-mart
Chuck? I’ve never meet anyone like Chuck, he is the most true person. I would love to hang with him and get to know him in person. Drinks is alway’s good.
Hope your having a great day. Sending you lot’s of Big Big Hug’s!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 28th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
· Brand of ketchup? Heinz variety
· Ass wiping? yes
· Your everyday silverware? matchy-matchy
· Temperature of your meat? steaks — medium; everything else — well done
· Brand of toothpaste? Colgate
· Pubes? nature girl
· Smoking? not a fan
· Illegal drug use? not even on a bet
· Favorite hotel brand? whatever ones have those fluffy down comforters and a kazillion pillows on the bed, plus Godiva chocolates
· Phone sex: ever had it? nah
· Chick-fil-A? awesome lemonade
· Wal*Mart? hate!
· Chuck? somehow I think my husband wouldn’t understand
March 1st, 2007 at 7:08 am
Brand of ketchup? Whatever is on sale …. it’s Ketchup!
· Ass wiping? Front to back … I AM a girl, and infection in the snootch BAD …
· Your everyday silverware? Thanks to my Grandmother, I FINALLY have all matching (NOT Plastic either!)
· Temperature of your meat? Moooooooooooing …. preferably.
· Brand of toothpaste?
· Pubes? NONE
· Smoking? Still do occasionally, but trying to quit
· Illegal drug use? *sigh* not nearly enough …..
· Favorite hotel brand? Hotel brand? What’s a hotel?
· Phone sex: ever had it? Yeah.
· Chick-fil-A? LOVE Chik-fil-A … but now I live in motherhumping nowhereland cowtown, and there is NONE! *pout*
· Wal*Mart? It is most definitely the fifth dimension of HELL … but I shop there ALL THE TIME! I LOVE being stupided to death!
· Chuck? Oh yeah, I’d do him .. er, I mean .. DRINK WITH HIM!!!
;)
March 2nd, 2007 at 9:49 am
· Brand of ketchup? Heinz, but I like the stuff in the little Whataburger tubs, too.
· Ass wiping? Why do you need to know this??
· Your everyday silverware? All matching.
· Temperature of your meat? Medium rare for steaks, everything else burnt.
· Brand of toothpaste? Aim. I like good aim
· Pubes? Trimmed.
· Smoking? Ew. Never even tried it.
· Illegal drug use? Never tried those either.
· Favorite hotel brand? Anything nice with the doors on the inside.
· Phone sex: ever had it? I’ve been on the phone while having sex & I’ve been on the phone while someone else was having sex with himself…
· Chick-fil-A? Hella good! How come these people have never been there?? And those nuggets are way better than the strips. Damn, now I want some!!!
· Wal*Mart? We FINALLY got one a month ago. It’s all new & clean
· Chuck? He talks about bathroom habits way too much, but he’s a lot of fun!
March 3rd, 2007 at 10:26 pm
Prefer honey mustard sauce. Heinz, if I must.
Front to back, from the right side, right handed.
Mismatch.
Medium. A little red, but not too. Can’t deal with shit thats still basically raw.
Whichever one has the snap up lid. Crest, I think, sensativity.
As nature made it. Shaved once when I was a kid, out of curiosity. NOTHING like having stubble down there.
Your third option. Couldn’t live with someone who did it in the house, but have many friends who do it outside like chimneys. No problems.
Never. Had a sis who did it all. Felt like I had to differentiate myself. Don’t miss it much.
Holiday Inn Express.
Nope.
Never had it.
It’s a fact. When you need shgit at 2am, where the hell else are ya gonna go?
Probably be fun to hang with, till he started jacking off on the couch or describing his shaved pubes. Some folks just shouldn’t be taken out in public.
March 5th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
I’m not answering them all, but here’s a smattering.
Brand of ketchup? “Sale” Which usually = store brand
Ass wiping? Let’s just say it’s hard to do well these days with this giant baby belly.
Your everyday silverware? All matching. I prefer the short tined forks, whereas Josh likes the long tined ones.
· Temperature of your meat? Medium rare—anything more done than that is a waste of meat.
· Brand of toothpaste? Again, what’s on sale—as long as it’s a paste and not a gel.
Pubes? Right now the ability to shave anything below my armpits takes a lot of effort and is a luxury. Josh is so lucky.
Smoking? Not a smoker myself, but am around a lot of them. Not in the main level of my house though—outside or in the basement.
Favorite hotel brand? This is an odd question.
Phone sex: ever had it? If I say yes, does that make me dirty or hot?
Chick-fil-A? I knew a girl who thought it was pronounced “Chick Fill Uh”. Cracks me up everytime I see it.
Wal*Mart? Not a fan, but there is one really close and they have cheap ping-pong balls there in our time of need.
Chuck? He’d be fun to drink a few with and swap stories.