Over the years, since I’ve been a blogger, I’ve written several posts where I’ve asked my readers questions. The first time I got more than like 7 comments was when I posted questions asking the readers about themselves. I mean, who doesn’t like to talk about themselves? I thought that today I’d do something similar, but not completely the same. Just know I do intend to compile your answers to my questions and use them in a book I’m writing, tentatively entitled, “How Crazy You Must Be To Read My Blog.”

· Brand of ketchup? Heinz, Hunt’s, Delmonte, a store brand or other.

· Ass wiping? Front to back, back to front, side to side or air-dry.

· Your everyday silverware? All matching or mismatch.

· Temperature of your meat? Rare, medium rare, well done, etc.

· Brand of toothpaste?

· Pubes? Trimed, shaved or Mr./Ms. Bushy McBushster.

· Smoking? Anti, pro, don’t give a shit as long as it’s not in your face.

· Illegal drug use? Pot, coke, LSD, never, etc.

· Favorite hotel brand?

· Phone sex: ever had it?

· Chick-fil-A? Hella good, I can take it or leave it, or Chick-fil-what?

· Wal*Mart? Great prices – I love it, I shop there on occasion, it’s the Great Satan.

· Chuck? He’d be fun to drink a few with and swap stories, “Oh girl, I’d so rock his world”, He can really be annoying, I wish I could have been his college roommate, or come up with your own response.

There now, doesn’t this look like fun? I know you’re dying to comment your answers so I’ll leave y’all alone. I appreciate you taking the time to consider them. FYI, I’ve been out of town but I’ll be heading home later this morning. I’ll get there just in time for soccer practice! Yay, me!

I’ll blog at ya later in the week…