You know you want me, and a fallen American Idol Hopeful…
Posted by Chuck on February 24th, 2007
Well I’m thinking I’ll grace y’all with a rare Saturday post. Primarily since I’m up, laying on my stomach in bed, pillows propped under my chest, my sleeping wife beside me, and a spit cup positioned between me and the laptop. I got all I need, including a big dip of Copenhagen Snuff. Did I mention I’ve got my 32oz red cup, left over from my college fraternity days printed with the faded Greek letters for Delta Chi, on the night stand beside me filled with vodka and peach flavored Crystal Lite and ice? No? Well I do.
What a nice day I had.
Susan had decided to take a personal day today, and since she’s got to use them or lose them before she moves to her new job, I decided to join her. I took a vaca day, of which I have many, and the two of us enjoyed sleeping in and relaxing together as only a man and wife can do. This was, of course, after she’d woke up at 5:45 and got both kids off to the bus. We slept in till around 9:30 then got up and watched a little television. Around 11:30 we got dressed and headed out to lunch. I again over indulged in buffalo chicken wings, while she ate a fish sandwich and drank a Long Island Ice Tea. After that we took the new Honda Pilot to get the oil changed and shopped around Wal*Mart for a while. Skip ahead a few hours, and she left to attend a jewelry party one of her girlfriends was throwing and I took the boy to soccer practice.
I’m sure, by now, that most of you American Idol fans have heard about the controversial pictures of Antonella Barba that have been leaked to the Internet. Yep, it seems she’s a bad girl at heart. Just the kind of girl who could get my vote week after week. It’s true, as some say, that she sucks at singing….but she definitely knows how to suck on a few other things. Click here to see the pictures. Keep scrolling down, cause there are a lot of them. If you click on them, you get an even better view! Just be aware that they may not be totally SFW. My personal favorite is the one of her sitting on the toilet!
Today and tomorrow, since it’s so warm and weather permitting, I’m going to start the whole spring cleaning thing in the flower beds/yard. There is a shit load of weeds to be pulled and I’ll need to put down fresh soil and get ready to plant some bushes and flowers. As of now I haven’t heard a weather report, but I seem to remember they’re calling for rain at some point so I don’t know exactly how much I’ll get done. I do know I’ll be doing some good eating this weekend. We’re going to try a different beef stew recipe, so I’ll let y’all know how it turns out.
So, back to the “Got Me’ picture at the top of this post. Ladies, imagine if you would that you have me for one night. My only focus would be to please you in anyway. Comment to me a little run down of what it is I could do to do your body good. Remember, I’ll never tell your husbands, boyfriends, girlfriends and/or life partners. Heck, it doesn’t even have be sexual…although I imagine it wouldn’t be as much fun if it weren’t! 
Have a great rest of the weekend! I’m out of town again on Monday. It’s an overnight trip, so I’ll check back in on Tuesday.
February 24th, 2007 at 6:42 am
Pheeeeooooooow!!!! Those are some racy pics!! And at 20 yrs of age??? You never would have caught me in those poses at that age…..NEVER!!!!!!!
Not unless I’d skulled 3 bottles of champas and smoked a fat cone….or 5. OK, so theres a few unsightly pics of my naked arse floating around the world.
February 24th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Ohhhhh Chuck, you’ve opened up a whole gigantic door of fantasy on THIS one…to do MY body good, you’re going to need a lot of, um, energy…
You’re not even going to tell my, ahem, life partner, eh? I’ll be getting back to you…
February 24th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
If I could have you all to myself for one night with no consequences I think….
You know Chuck, I had this all typed out then worried about the graphicness of it, so I’ll email it to you.
February 24th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Dayum! At first I thought a few of those were Photoshopped, and some of them may be. But that’s definitely her. And she’s definitely puffing one. Gotta love the internet!
Have fun in the flowerbeds.
February 24th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Oh my god. What I would have you do to me for one night of mad, monkey sex. Oh come on - it’s me. Of course, it’s got to be sex. But the details?? — I could type them out, but think it will be more fun to just have you imagine. AND imagine that I would have to do a few things to you also. After all it would be a long, hot, night in this snowy, cold state.
February 24th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
One whole night? I could keep you soooooo busy!
Yep, there’s dishes to be done, floors to be mopped, & of course, there’s that never-ending pile of laundry!
February 24th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Cherie - So where would one go to find these so called unsightly naked pics of your arse?
A.N.S. - Lot of energy huh? Hmmm, well I am an old man. I’d certainly try to keep up! lol
Shellie - Thanks so much for the email! Wow…I don’t quite know what to say!
Guy - Yep, she’s definitely puffin’ big time! They’ve updated with even more pics. Have you checked them out yet?
Rosie - I’m thinking the snow would be melting!
And yes, I can imagine the details. Oh…yeah!
NoOne - LOL great comment! Hey, I’m damn good with laundry!
February 25th, 2007 at 10:59 am
well, I can tell ya this….
it will involve handcuffs and toys..
**ahem**
February 25th, 2007 at 11:05 am
Ok, I’ve thought long & hard on this one. If I had you for 24 hours, I would drag you to my house, and put you to work! I have an entire living room (with lots of doors & trim work) that needs to be primered & painted. THEN, I would point you to the laundry room, since your are a self-proclaimed laundry whiz. THEN, I would get you to weed my flower beds, since you do yard work all the time.
Then, if time permitted, I’d get you to wash my car. Because it is filthy!
Sounds great, doesn’t it??
February 26th, 2007 at 12:00 am
Have a safe trip. Hmmmm, I can think of alot of things you could do for me
. Sending you Big Big Hug’s!!!!!
February 26th, 2007 at 1:41 am
I’d get you to give me my first….and probably last….24 hour full body massage! YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!! No fun for you, but SO much fun for me. Because…..it’s all about …….me.
February 26th, 2007 at 9:03 am
You just keep your hands off me buddy!
I’m gonna tell Trish to vote for that girl every damn week…I’m just not gonna tell her why exactly.
February 26th, 2007 at 9:43 am
I promise I wouldn’t even be THINKING bout touching him…..it’s not about him, you know!! JEEEEEZ!!!!
February 26th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
Alyssa - Handcuffs and toys, huh? Yep, I could handle that!
Julie - For some reason I kinda knew this would be your answer! The painting, laundry and car would be alright, but which flower bed are you talking about? The ones on your back porch?
Sandy - Thanks, my trip is going okay so far. Hope everyone is well at your house!
Cherie - 24 hour massage? Will I get any breaks? And come on, you know you’d be thinking about touching me…at least once or twice! It would be hard to resist!
Slick - Keep checking that link. They’re putting more and more pics of that chick all the time.
February 26th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
Damn, why didn’t I think of the car washing?? Mine is so dirty, too!
March 3rd, 2007 at 10:11 pm
I’ve got at least 4 or 5 girls in my AP high school classes that could be in those shots. I’m over it though. Haven’t cought myself imagining my spooge dripping off their faces in a while.