Well I’m thinking I’ll grace y’all with a rare Saturday post. Primarily since I’m up, laying on my stomach in bed, pillows propped under my chest, my sleeping wife beside me, and a spit cup positioned between me and the laptop. I got all I need, including a big dip of Copenhagen Snuff. Did I mention I’ve got my 32oz red cup, left over from my college fraternity days printed with the faded Greek letters for Delta Chi, on the night stand beside me filled with vodka and peach flavored Crystal Lite and ice? No? Well I do.

What a nice day I had.

Susan had decided to take a personal day today, and since she’s got to use them or lose them before she moves to her new job, I decided to join her. I took a vaca day, of which I have many, and the two of us enjoyed sleeping in and relaxing together as only a man and wife can do. This was, of course, after she’d woke up at 5:45 and got both kids off to the bus. We slept in till around 9:30 then got up and watched a little television. Around 11:30 we got dressed and headed out to lunch. I again over indulged in buffalo chicken wings, while she ate a fish sandwich and drank a Long Island Ice Tea. After that we took the new Honda Pilot to get the oil changed and shopped around Wal*Mart for a while. Skip ahead a few hours, and she left to attend a jewelry party one of her girlfriends was throwing and I took the boy to soccer practice.

I’m sure, by now, that most of you American Idol fans have heard about the controversial pictures of Antonella Barba that have been leaked to the Internet. Yep, it seems she’s a bad girl at heart. Just the kind of girl who could get my vote week after week. It’s true, as some say, that she sucks at singing….but she definitely knows how to suck on a few other things. Click here to see the pictures. Keep scrolling down, cause there are a lot of them. If you click on them, you get an even better view! Just be aware that they may not be totally SFW. My personal favorite is the one of her sitting on the toilet!

Today and tomorrow, since it’s so warm and weather permitting, I’m going to start the whole spring cleaning thing in the flower beds/yard. There is a shit load of weeds to be pulled and I’ll need to put down fresh soil and get ready to plant some bushes and flowers. As of now I haven’t heard a weather report, but I seem to remember they’re calling for rain at some point so I don’t know exactly how much I’ll get done. I do know I’ll be doing some good eating this weekend. We’re going to try a different beef stew recipe, so I’ll let y’all know how it turns out.

So, back to the “Got Me’ picture at the top of this post. Ladies, imagine if you would that you have me for one night. My only focus would be to please you in anyway. Comment to me a little run down of what it is I could do to do your body good. Remember, I’ll never tell your husbands, boyfriends, girlfriends and/or life partners. Heck, it doesn’t even have be sexual…although I imagine it wouldn’t be as much fun if it weren’t!

Have a great rest of the weekend! I’m out of town again on Monday. It’s an overnight trip, so I’ll check back in on Tuesday.