Thoughts of Randomocity…
Posted by Chuck on February 22nd, 2007
I thought I’d share with y’all a few random thoughts I’ve had over the past couple of days as I’ve been traveling and working. Feel free to reflect upon, contemplate and comment on any or all of them. Or not…it’s okay. Don’t be feeling obligated just because I recommended it.
- That Anna Nicole Smith judge Larry is a trip. Did anyone else watch any of the hearing yesterday or today? I’m thinking that guy’s hoping for his own television show.
- $70,000 commissions rock!
- I’m predicting it here and now…this woman will be the next American Idol. Y’all remember I said it first. You gotta love them Tennessee chicks!
- Howard K. Stern definitely needs a nose job.
- I could eat buffalo chicken wings/drummies five times a week, and often do.
- Eating old french fries from the floorboard of your car might not be a smart thing to do.
- Nicking your nut sack while shaving, forgetting about it, then finding the blood in your boxers later can be a scary experience.
- It’s entirely possible that I could be the father of Dannielynn.
- My wife, Susan, can do a dead on voice impression of A.N.S. seen in this video. It’s actually scary, how well she does it.
- Working an entire nine hour day is quite rewarding.
- I’m really worried that my uncle Billy doesn’t have much time left. It looks like the cancer’s going to take him and that saddens me greatly.
- I’m so happy the The University of Tennessee beat Alabama tonight in men’s basketball. I’m going to have my son wear his UT t-shirt to school tomorrow.
- I want a new stove. One of those flat top electric ones. They look so easy to clean.
- I’ve been wondering how different sex would feel if I was uncircumcised.
- It’s hard for me to say this, but I’ve found myself (in the past couple days) thinking K-Fed deserves full custody of his two kids.
- I’m convinced life wouldn’t be worth living without talk radio.
- I find great joy in watching my son play soccer.
- It sucks to be jealous of a dog.
- I’ve gotten used to, and prefer, my daughter with black hair. I think she’s beautiful. Now the eye liner…that’s something all together different.
- Writing blog posts late at night while slightly drunk, then deleting them in the morning, isn’t a smart thing to do.
- Nothing feels better for me than being inside my wife while she has her legs wrapped around my waist.
Okay, like I said these are total random thoughts, but they’re real. When I’m driving long distances or staring at a computer screen for hours, I tend to think about things. This is just a sampling of what’s all been on my mind lately. Trust me, there’s been a lot more…but this is what I’ve felt like blogging about, for now.
I hope you all have a wonderful Thursday, Friday and weekend. I’ve got A LOT going on, so I’ll catch up again on Monday.
February 22nd, 2007 at 7:41 am
Interesting thoughts. Those flat surface stoves aren’t as easy to clean as you’d think.
February 22nd, 2007 at 7:44 am
A few of those have crossed my mind as of late as well. And I know the feeling about the dog. And in more ways than one.
Have a good weekend, brotha.
February 22nd, 2007 at 7:59 am
I’m going to admit something I never thought I would: K-Fed is the more stable of the two parents. Scary. But shockingly true.
I’m sorry about your uncle. I hope you have more time with him.
February 22nd, 2007 at 8:04 am
I agree with the K-Fed/Britney situation….she needs some serious help..ASAP.
As far as the flat top stove goes…they are a BITCH to keep clean…
anyhoo..have a good weekend babe!
February 22nd, 2007 at 8:35 am
Are those buffalo chicken wings/drummies good for that low carb diet? They wouldn’t seem to be.
BTW, no you don’t know me, but (as you may or may not have discovered) your good friend Julie does. Thank you for keeping me entertained when I need a break in my day (same to your good friend Snagley as well).
Sorry about your Uncle Billy and certainly stear clear from those flat top stove - the only way to cook on a stove top is with gas.
February 22nd, 2007 at 9:11 am
Your mind works about like mine…all over the place.
Man, I watched that video of A.N.S…..she was really really whacked out. Enjoy your weekend, I’ll be working.
February 22nd, 2007 at 9:26 am
The man ate some 3 day old french fries out of the oven last night….almost as bad as the floor board
February 22nd, 2007 at 9:26 am
Khaki - Your stove comment seems to be a running thread. I would have thought they would be easier to clean. Just spray it and wipe it down…
Guy - Yep, being second to a dog ain’t fun. You have a good one too!
Julie - Ik,r? I also read that he’s working with his and Brit’s mom to take care of the kids. Her mom seems to even be on his side.
Alyssa - Yep, you too!
H - Yes, actually they are…depending on if they’re breaded and the type of sauce they have on them. Usually the hot sauce (which is what I like) have zero carbs. Glad you found me through Julie!
Slick - There is also a new video on TMZ.com with her getting frisky with her doctor in a gay club. There’s no telling what all she was on. I still liked her titties though…
Trick - Get him to try the floorboard. They’re usually a bit spicier that way.
February 22nd, 2007 at 10:46 am
Chuck
Are you jealous of the dog because it can lick its own privates, or because it can take a dump outside without being arrested.
February 22nd, 2007 at 12:51 pm
So sorry to hear about your uncle, hope you get to spend time with him. Hope you guy’s have a great weekend. Sending you Big Big Hug’s!!!!!!!
February 22nd, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Huh. My husband thinks he might be ANS’s baby daddy too. Methinks you men have some ulterior motives or somethin’.
I like Melinda Doolittle, too. You have always been pretty correct about the AI finalists. I’m liking Gina Glocksen. We’ll see.
February 22nd, 2007 at 6:36 pm
I’m thinking it’d be best for those kids if they put them up for adoption….cause neither Britney nor K-Fed is what you’d call a model or even good parent.
February 22nd, 2007 at 7:22 pm
Snagley - Actually I can do both, if I try. As a matter of fact I took a dump in your back yard the last time I was over there. Back behind the chicken coup.
Sandy - Thanks so muck dear. You have a nice weekend too!
Kelli - Uh, FYI…I was tapping ANS long before your husband was!
Michael - You’ve got a point there. Are you volunteering to adopt?
February 22nd, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Okay, the initials for AintNeverScared are also ANS., so you scared the shit out of me for a second. The world revolves around me of course!
I was like, why is there a video of someone imitating me?! Till I saw it… 
I would be very interested to know whether there is any man who has had sex both uncircumcised and then circumcised, cuz ya know, most people don’t have that procedure later in life!
Stern could use a nose job alright, which would be awesome for him, cuz then the surgery would mean he needed more painkillers. I think he is a user as well, for sure.
I think K-Fed is the more stable parent right NOW definitely, but c’mon. If Brit can get treatment and get herself together, I think the girl will be okay. Is that guy really gonna man up and be around for the long haul?
February 22nd, 2007 at 10:32 pm
What a coincidence! I love being inside your wife while she has her legs wrapped around my waist, too!
What are the chances? Hm…
(Sorry dude, that was too easy…
)
February 22nd, 2007 at 11:27 pm
OK….Here goes…..
*What are buffalo wings?
*Eating old french fries from your car floor might not be a great idea….but what about SMARTIES??
*Just between you and me……I reckon I’m the fateher of Dannielynn.
*Who’s A.N.S.? (I should watch the video….shouldn’t I?)
*You work a nine hour day….and thats unusual??????? I gotta move off this slave driving island!!!
*Basketball??? A.F.L. is that way to go!!!!! Watchoo talk’n bout?
*Those flat top electric stoves ARE easier to clean. GOT 1! GOT 1!
*Circumsised….uncircumsised……no coment.
*K-Fed doesn’t want full custody of those kids…..just as much as Britney doesn’t. Give them to her Mum. Poor things.
*Talk radio doesn’t listen to me when I’m shouting obsenities. Drives me nuts!!!!!!
*Since it would be impossible to stop your little chicky wearing eyeliner, get her to try it in brown. It’s not as harsh.
*MOST IMPORTANTLY………You’re in a good position with your uncle. You can’t stop the inevitable, but at least you know whats coming. Say what you need him to hear.
*A random thought of my own…..I love Corona’s!!!!!!!!
February 24th, 2007 at 12:09 am
Cherie - Buffalo wings are God’s gift to beer drinking men all over America. They’re chicken wings and drumsticks, deep fried and coated in spicy hot sauce. You eat them with your fingers, dipping them in blue cheese dressing. So far this week I’ve eaten around 48 of them.
Smarties? Yeah, I’d eat them off the floorboard too.
Yes, it’s unusual that I work more than 3 hours in a day! I guess it takes you 12 hours or more caring for your herd of kangaroos. LOL
A.F.L? Australian Football League?
Glad to hear that about the stovetop. They just look easier to clean.
Why no comment on the circumcised vs. uncircum?
Mmmm, Corona. I don’t get to enjoy it enough…
Barry - Dude…man…that comment is totally not cool. You’re worrying me…
A.N.S. - How funny! I didn’t think of the connection with the initials! I’ve read about men who have been circumcised later in life and they claim the feeling is less intense. I just wonder if there is really all that much difference. Yep, Stern is definitely a user…IMO.
February 24th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
Who cares about Britney’s mom’s opinion - look how her own kids are turning out! Maybe Brangelina will want to adopt a couple more runts?
Barry made me laugh, even though I have no idea who he is - maybe I should click & find out.
And Cherie should ask Jessica Simpson about buffalo wings!
February 26th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
Sorry, Chuck. Demons got the best of me. Gremlins on my keyboard. Dogs and cats, living together - mass hysteria!
NOIP - by all means, you’re welcome to stop by! I’m nothing like Chuck, though…I’m the respectable, boring one
February 26th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
NoOne - Barry may be the respectable, boring one…but get him away from his blog and I think he’d let his hair down, as evidenced in his various comments here over the years!
Barry - Are you saying you have cat and dog lovin’ going on there?
March 3rd, 2007 at 10:01 pm
Love the stream of consciousness thing you do. I’ll have to steal that. Love buffalo wings, accept when they didn’t get all the feathers off. Eeew. And I’m with you on K-fed. That chick is a wreck.