I thought I’d share with y’all a few random thoughts I’ve had over the past couple of days as I’ve been traveling and working. Feel free to reflect upon, contemplate and comment on any or all of them. Or not…it’s okay. Don’t be feeling obligated just because I recommended it.

• That Anna Nicole Smith judge Larry is a trip. Did anyone else watch any of the hearing yesterday or today? I’m thinking that guy’s hoping for his own television show.
• $70,000 commissions rock!
• I’m predicting it here and now…this woman will be the next American Idol. Y’all remember I said it first. You gotta love them Tennessee chicks!
• Howard K. Stern definitely needs a nose job.
• I could eat buffalo chicken wings/drummies five times a week, and often do.
• Eating old french fries from the floorboard of your car might not be a smart thing to do.
• Nicking your nut sack while shaving, forgetting about it, then finding the blood in your boxers later can be a scary experience.
• It’s entirely possible that I could be the father of Dannielynn.
• My wife, Susan, can do a dead on voice impression of A.N.S. seen in this video. It’s actually scary, how well she does it.
• Working an entire nine hour day is quite rewarding.
• I’m really worried that my uncle Billy doesn’t have much time left. It looks like the cancer’s going to take him and that saddens me greatly.
• I’m so happy the The University of Tennessee beat Alabama tonight in men’s basketball. I’m going to have my son wear his UT t-shirt to school tomorrow.
• I want a new stove. One of those flat top electric ones. They look so easy to clean.
• I’ve been wondering how different sex would feel if I was uncircumcised.
• It’s hard for me to say this, but I’ve found myself (in the past couple days) thinking K-Fed deserves full custody of his two kids.
• I’m convinced life wouldn’t be worth living without talk radio.
• I find great joy in watching my son play soccer.
• It sucks to be jealous of a dog.
• I’ve gotten used to, and prefer, my daughter with black hair. I think she’s beautiful. Now the eye liner…that’s something all together different.
• Writing blog posts late at night while slightly drunk, then deleting them in the morning, isn’t a smart thing to do.
• Nothing feels better for me than being inside my wife while she has her legs wrapped around my waist.

Okay, like I said these are total random thoughts, but they’re real. When I’m driving long distances or staring at a computer screen for hours, I tend to think about things. This is just a sampling of what’s all been on my mind lately. Trust me, there’s been a lot more…but this is what I’ve felt like blogging about, for now.

I hope you all have a wonderful Thursday, Friday and weekend. I’ve got A LOT going on, so I’ll catch up again on Monday.