Can’t We All Just Bust A Nut?
Posted by Chuck on February 16th, 2007
Good God I hope I’m not developing a problem here….
Last night it was my turn. First of all let me explain; Valentine’s Day night was Susan’s night. It was all about her pleasure. I didn’t actually plan it that way, it just sort of turned out like that. As I mentioned in an earlier post, I bought some of that KY warming liquid stuff and, on V-Day, I slavered her up and gave her a top quality massage. She’d have paid at least $65 for a thirty minute session had she gone to one of those spa places. Only they wouldn’t have given her that special “happy ending” that Spa Chuckie provided. A little warming liquid on the love nub must really do the trick.
So last night she announced it would be my night to shine. She told me to lay down on our bed, then went into the bathroom to get the warming stuff. I stripped down and centered myself upon the lovely orange blanket, made by Julie for my birthday with her two gnarled hands (her words, not mine). You can see a pic of me naked with the blanket here, just scroll down the post a little and you’ll find the picture.
She rubbed that stuff into my back, ass and thighs. It felt great! After a while she told me to flip over and she used the oil to create an incredible warming sensation on lil’Chuckie and the boys. Oh yeah, I was in heaven! I let her continue with this for a few minutes until I was totally ready to go. I reached up, grabbed her and pulled her down onto the bed. I got up between her legs and, ten minutes later, I had her writhing in orgasmic pleasure. She got off but I still had a way to go. A few minutes later I was beginning to wonder if I just might be developing a problem. I couldn’t get close. I was having trouble getting to that point of no return.
I tried all my tricks. I put her legs over my shoulders and pounded, I had her get up on all fours and went for the doggy treatment, I did it all….but there was no luck. Mt. Chucksuvius never erupted. After twenty-five minutes or so I was ready to give up. I was coated in sweat and she was starting to examine how bad she needed a manicure. This just wasn’t going to be my night. She, on the other hand, had multiples. I guess that’s a good thing. When you put into perspective all the quickies we’ve had where I’m the one to get the nut and she doesn’t, I suppose it’s not that big of a deal. Still, I felt like my membership in the man club was being reconsidered. I suppose it’s a good thing we weren’t trying to conceive.
So, what do y’all think? Reckon I’ve got a problem or something? I guess I’ll give it another try tonight….I hope!
Have a great Friday and a wonderful weekend! T.G.I.F. beyotches!
February 16th, 2007 at 7:18 am
I wouldn’t sweat it too much. You can always blame it on the KY.
February 16th, 2007 at 8:45 am
CHuck
you are killing me here. This is your last warning.
if you keep giving me all this material i cannot be held responsible for my actions.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:20 am
I feel dirty. And while that’s usually a good thing, today, not so much. I’m not sure that usage was exactly what I intended it for when I slaved for 2 long months, permanently disfiguring my hands.
But, whatever.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:36 am
I’m thinking it’s the KY…hubby gets that problem once in a while….but I do my damndest to finish him off….:D
BTW: I have been reading you archives, and I saw that you had the same problem with bone spurs as I have! Man, those shots FUCKING HURT! I finally relented to have surgery, and I have had no problems since then. Are you still having trouble with your heel?
February 16th, 2007 at 10:14 am
My eyes…………MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is a product on the market now, it’s called self tanning lotion.
February 16th, 2007 at 11:37 am
Oh, where to begin? Actually, you have nothing to fear - I hear it happens to all men! And I’m sure that you owed her a few anyways. Maybe you couldn’t concentrate on the task at hand because your mind was too busy hoping for anal? haha
February 16th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Funny, I agree with Julie on this one…
My first thought was, ” NO, not on the orange blanket for chrissakes!!!!”
Be sure to use lots of oxyclean in the wash…
February 16th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
I don’t think your membership in the man club is being reconsidered .. it takes a good man to give his woman multiples!!
even though you didn’t get yours … Well done Chuck!!
February 16th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
First let me say at 4:20pm CST today my bust a nut drought ended. Yay me!
Guy - Yep, I’m thinking it was a KY overdose.
Snag - Learn to handle it man…it ain’t getting any better.
Julie - It was bound to happen someday, but I do appreciate the gift.
Alyssa - Nope I’ve not had any spur problems in a long while. But I have had gout issues recently.
Cherie - Uh, hello? That pic was taken in late November. My usual deep and dark tan had diminished!
NoOne - LOL good thought…that was probably it!
Courtney - Since it’s so cold the blanket has migrated from the couch to the bed. Like I said, it was bound to happen…and since I didn’t finish myself off it didn’t get too dirty!
Bella - Amen sista! Thanks!
February 16th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Yay!!! The drought ended!!!
All good things come to those who wait?? Sucks for me usually, because I’m impatient!
February 16th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
As you found, it was to be no BIG deal; just an off day. Though the guilt at messing-up Julie blanket may have played a part. Are you crazy using it that way??
February 16th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
I am actually in tears laughing at the Mt. Chucksuvius remark. OMG where do you come up with this stuff? LOL
I’d venture to say that your problem may have been caused by the KY….Let’s just go with that m’k? haha
February 17th, 2007 at 5:06 am
I think maybe you were just trying too hard to get there after she had hers. That happens sometimes ya know.
February 17th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Julie - Thanks! I was very glad too!
Rosie - Nah, I think it was definitely the OD on the KY.
SoSweet - I was so glad to feel Mt. Chucksuvius erupt forth. Watch out Pompeii!
MamaK - Interesting perspective. That could’ve been it!
March 3rd, 2007 at 9:44 pm
every once and a while it just don’t work. Nature. Next time try theragesic.
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