Farm Animals Make Good Lovers….
Posted by Chuck on February 14th, 2007
Well today is the day to celebrate love. Billions of people around the world will exchange gifts, have dinner, drink wine and make passionate love with their sweethearts tonight. Me? I’ll be eating a juicy hunk of meat then making my beyotch’s toes curl. But more about that later…
This week, the week of Valentine’s Day, has several special meanings to me. First of all it was exactly four years ago that Susan and I first became aware that each other existed. It was four years ago tonight that I came home from a V-Day dinner with my ex wife, was rejected in the sex department, and went up stairs to my office and got on-line. I surfed around the Internet for a while and settled into a Tennessee Football chat room on Yahoo. Within minutes I made contact with a very attractive young woman from East Tennessee and we began to chat about all things football related. A week later my wife decided to leave me, and five months later my sweet East Tennessee girl, Susan, and I were married.
Secondly it was also four years ago tonight that Bo Snagley and I last went out to dinner together with our wives. My ex wife and I met Bo and his lovely wife Jo at P.F. Chang’s for a Valentine’s meal. Within hours of leaving them, my future was sealed and I’d met the love of my life in a Yahoo chat room.
This week also celebrates my two year anniversary of knowing the lovely Julie. It was two years ago yesterday that she first left a comment on my blog. It was this post, to be exact, that she first read and commented on. It’s all about the movie The Grudge , my dog Trooper and having sex with my wife, but you can check it out if you want. Unfortunately the comments have since expired. It was truly the beginnings of a most excellent friendship. I can’t imagine not having her, and her wonderful family, in my life.
Fourthly this week is the one year anniversary of my very first anal sex adventure. Feel free to read about it here. Take caution, it’s quite sexually explicit. Last year at this time I was celebrating the fact that I had “parked my beef bus in her brown garage”. Yeah, I have such a way with words. Since then it’s only happened twice. Could tonight be the fourth?
Today I will go to my butcher’s and buy two or three twenty dollar a piece filet mignons. Then I’ll head over to Wal*Mart and buy a bottle of that KY warming liquid stuff. Susan will come home from work and I’ll have a wonderful dinner for all four of us. We’ll give the kids their V-Day crap then, after American Idol, we’ll retire to the bedroom for a little Valentine’s celebration. I’m thinking full body massage, for the both of us, and various and sundry other adult activities will ensure. I can’t wait…seriously.
Y’all have a wonderful Valentine’s Day and be sure to let the one you love know how much you love them!
February 14th, 2007 at 7:58 am
Wow!! I feel so special, I rank in front of anal sex!!!
Happy Valentine’s Day to you & yours! It’s been a great two years babe, and I’m glad that I left the first comment. Because if it had been you commenting first, then you could lord it over me that it was “all because of you”.
February 14th, 2007 at 9:12 am
Chuck
I am trying to be nicer to you on your blog then you post about eating big juicy meat and include references to anal sex. you are not making this easy on me. Lets try in the future lets try not to make it too easy or I cant be held responsible
February 14th, 2007 at 10:35 am
Happy Heart Day Chuck. Have fun tonight.
February 14th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Rock on Chuckie baby!! I’m hoping to get some of that sweet lovin tonight as well, but if not, that’s ok…cause he rawked my world last night, anyway..lol!
happy V- Day babe!
February 14th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Julie - Yeah, but you like it when I “lord it over you”! lol
Snagley - You my friend are just dirty minded. That’s what’s wrong with you….I think something happened when you hit your head in that wreck.
Khaki - Thanks, you too! Have fun with the kids!
Alyssa - So glad to hear you were rawked. I hope it wasn’t painful! lol
February 14th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
I hate Valentine’s Day but I hope you and yours have a great one anyway.
February 14th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
I already got my lovin today =)
I heard that warming lube does terrible things when it heats up the um…brown garage, as you so romantically put it. Just be prepared if you don’t get the reaction you were looking for!
February 14th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
P.S. That Snap preview rollover thing is kinda neat.
February 14th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Happy Valentine’s Day! It’s so good to read about you being happy!
February 15th, 2007 at 8:58 am
Duuude, great post. I met my fiance the same way you met Susan. Well, not in a Tenn. football chatroom. I’m a Dawgs man.
And that KY warming stuff….yeah, cool stuff.
February 15th, 2007 at 11:38 am
Happy belated V-Day! Even if its a BS holiday
February 15th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Trick - Good to see you coming back around!
Slick - Thanks for stopping by. So, what kind of chat room did you two meet in? Something dirty, right?
MamaKBear - Thanks sweetie!
NoOne - I know, Julie hooked me up with it. Also, Ill be sure to keep it away from the brown eye!
SoSweet - Maybe someday you will enjoy V-Day…I sure hope so!
February 15th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Happy day late Valentine’s! We went out to dinner, gave gifts and that was about it. These sinus are kicking my butt. I wished I had of went to the Dr sooner. Sending you Big Big Hug’s!!!!!!!!!!
February 15th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
Hope you had a great Valentine’s Day. It was nice chatting with you last night.
February 15th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
Sandy - Get better girl!! BBH2U2!
ESSFingers - OMG, wow…blast from the past! It’s been like 6 years or something…great catching up with you too!
March 3rd, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Fuckin’ commercialized holiday. Bah, humbug.