Well today is the day to celebrate love. Billions of people around the world will exchange gifts, have dinner, drink wine and make passionate love with their sweethearts tonight. Me? I’ll be eating a juicy hunk of meat then making my beyotch’s toes curl. But more about that later…

This week, the week of Valentine’s Day, has several special meanings to me. First of all it was exactly four years ago that Susan and I first became aware that each other existed. It was four years ago tonight that I came home from a V-Day dinner with my ex wife, was rejected in the sex department, and went up stairs to my office and got on-line. I surfed around the Internet for a while and settled into a Tennessee Football chat room on Yahoo. Within minutes I made contact with a very attractive young woman from East Tennessee and we began to chat about all things football related. A week later my wife decided to leave me, and five months later my sweet East Tennessee girl, Susan, and I were married.

Secondly it was also four years ago tonight that Bo Snagley and I last went out to dinner together with our wives. My ex wife and I met Bo and his lovely wife Jo at P.F. Chang’s for a Valentine’s meal. Within hours of leaving them, my future was sealed and I’d met the love of my life in a Yahoo chat room.

This week also celebrates my two year anniversary of knowing the lovely Julie. It was two years ago yesterday that she first left a comment on my blog. It was this post, to be exact, that she first read and commented on. It’s all about the movie The Grudge , my dog Trooper and having sex with my wife, but you can check it out if you want. Unfortunately the comments have since expired. It was truly the beginnings of a most excellent friendship. I can’t imagine not having her, and her wonderful family, in my life.

Fourthly this week is the one year anniversary of my very first anal sex adventure. Feel free to read about it here. Take caution, it’s quite sexually explicit. Last year at this time I was celebrating the fact that I had “parked my beef bus in her brown garage”. Yeah, I have such a way with words. Since then it’s only happened twice. Could tonight be the fourth?

Today I will go to my butcher’s and buy two or three twenty dollar a piece filet mignons. Then I’ll head over to Wal*Mart and buy a bottle of that KY warming liquid stuff. Susan will come home from work and I’ll have a wonderful dinner for all four of us. We’ll give the kids their V-Day crap then, after American Idol, we’ll retire to the bedroom for a little Valentine’s celebration. I’m thinking full body massage, for the both of us, and various and sundry other adult activities will ensure. I can’t wait…seriously.

Y’all have a wonderful Valentine’s Day and be sure to let the one you love know how much you love them!