Well it would seem, based on a few comments from Thursday’s post, that there are those of you who doubt my story. Seriously folks, do you think I’d weave a false tale of getting felt up in a seafood restaurant? I mean, how random would that be? So anyway, where was I?

Before I knew it she was using the manicured fingernail of her pointer finger to stroke the bulge my junk was making in my slacks. That’s when I suddenly felt the urge to get up and check out the restroom facilities.

Okay, now this is the point where, if I wanted to, I could start to make up some shit. I could get all creative on y’all and talk about how down and dirty things got that night. Fortunately, or unfortunately depending how you look at it, it didn’t. I sat back down after returning from the bathroom, but this time I didn’t sit quite as close. For the next twenty minutes she occasionally gave me “those” glances, twice stroked my knee, and once patted my ass when everyone got up to leave.

We all gathered in the parking lot out front and continued our various conversations for another few minutes. I stretched, yawned and made noises about having to get up early and needing to get back to the room. As I was turning towards my car she stopped me and gave me her card. She pointed out that her email and website were listed on said card and that I should contact her sometime soon. I smiled, lied and said I would, made my goodbyes to everyone and left. I returned to my hotel suite alone, and stayed that way all night.

There you go…sorry to disappoint.

The weekend was good. We didn’t do much though, watched some movies and about six hours of The Sopranos. I’ve been Tivo’ing it from A&E since they started broadcasting the episodes a few weeks back. We, that would be Susan and I, had some killer sex…twice, and ate plenty of low carb foods. All in all it was a lovely weekend.

I’m home all this week then I head back out of town next week for another three days of food shows. Hmmm, I wonder what kind of trouble I can get into on that trip.

Y’all have a wonderful Monday!