Found this on Tommy Gunn’s blog. Thought it was too cool. There can’t be much better than seeing your name spelled out with naked people!

Go ahead and click on it if you want, and make your own. Hope you can read Russian.

The storms didn’t do much for us here. Just some high wind and big ass thunderstorms. I stayed up till 3:30 am just to make sure the tornado warning didn’t come to our area. My son’s soccer game was cancelled today, so I guess it wasn’t all bad!

Well, we’re off for a family fun day. We’re heading out to do some shopping then out for sushi tonight!

Later.

Thank God this week is winding down. I’ve just got in from a morning meeting in the capitol city. That would be the Alabama capitol and not the U.S. There is a hella big ass storm heading this way. They’re talking hurricane force winds, tornados and hail the size of my nuts. It’ll be a fun evening here….probably with no power and scared kids. But the sex by candle light should be entertaining. Of course that can be done with or without electricity. I get one day of rest then I head out again on Sunday for three days. I am soooo ready to spend some time at home again. I feel like I’ve been gone on another tour of duty in Iraq or something!

Edit: 10:00pm, we haven’t had a drop of rain yet. Folks up in Tennessee, and other places north of here, haven’t been so lucky. Sandy, I hope y’all’ve stayed safe. And, yeah…funny testicle jokes in the comments….Guy and Snag, y’all are so funny…

Do you recognize this guy? Huh….Do ya? He’s one of my favorite singers ever. His music played a big part of my “redneck existence” from the time I was in the ninth grade till pretty much the present day. I can’t count the times I’ve sat around drunk with fraternity brothers, listening to his music and spitting Copenhagen juice in a cup. I learned a valuable lesson from him, a lesson that I’ve kept close to my heart ever since the mid 80’s and that is that, “We say grace and we say ma’am, if you ain’t into that we don’t give a damn.” Yeah, a county boy can survive.

I’ve loved Hank Williams, Jr for years…but you never see him without his hat and sunglasses. You seriously NEVER see him this exposed ever since he had his nearly life ending fall from a mountain while climbing it, or something, back in the 70’s. But here he is….It seems he’s been arrested for some kind of assault. You can read about it here if you’d like. He’s got to be innocent. Hank Jr. wouldn’t do something like that. He’s all about love, you know. I’m ready to protest. Who’s with me? It’s a tragedy.

In other news…wow, what a shocker last night on American Idol. Mandisa, what happened girl? Maybe you shouldn’t have sang a Shania song. You’ve got a hella voice, but when we think of a Shania’s tunes we think of a hot chick from Canadia. But you do have a very pretty face! It’s a shame she’s gone. Next week they’re singing songs from the great group Queen. Hell, if she was still around she could perform Fat Bottom Girls! It’s a tradegy.

For those of you wondering what’s up with me and HNT, well I think I’m about spent in that department. I’ve shown pretty much everything that can be shown half-nekkid. Yeah, I know…It’s a tragedy. I left a rather descriptive comment yesterday in response to a question on this subject from Bellarosa. But now that Osbasso has the anonymous HNT site going on, I might just have to contribute! Stay tuned…

Later.

Today I head back home after two nights out of town. I’ve got one night at home, then I leave again on Thursday for another night out. I’m home then Friday and Saturday and then I head out again on Sunday for three days. After that I get a half week with my family then a wonderful Easter weekend at the beach with them. Yeah, I’m looking forward to that.

Hey, I want to thank y’all who commented yesterday about how awesome my wife is. You know what? She really is! I’m so fortunate to have found and married a woman like Susan. She does so much for her family and I’m the luckiest man in the world. I’m thinking today when I get home I’ll just have to show her how appreciative I am. I might even let her cum this time! No, seriously she always get’s off…I make sure of that.

So, did y’all watch American Idol last night? I have to say that pretty much everyone’s performances sucked big disgustingly hairy balls (and you all know how I feel about nut sack hair maintence). Even my boy Taylor, although singing one of my favorite songs, left a lot to be desired. It’ll be interesting to see who goes home tonight. How do y’all predict will be outta there? I think Bucky needs to pack up his stuff and head back to Hicktown.

Alright folks, this is about all I’ve got for you today. Go have a wonderful day and take full advantage of Hump Day! I sure do intend to hump my way to mutual happiness later today, and again tonight!!

I thought I should post something since I left you all postless on Monday. Really though, I don’t have anything. I’m out of town, in a hotel, cause you know I “work hard for the money”. Yeah, I’m wishing Donna Summer, circa 1980, was here right now….

It’s actually around midnight on Monday night as I write this, and I’m pretty much three sheets to the wind. I have this arrangement with Julie where she’ll post for me in the morning (and correct my misspellings), while I’m fast asleep (she’ll be up getting her kids ready for school) and she’ll change the time so it looks like I posted in the morning. Well now you all know my secret. Yeah, did I mention that I’m drunk?

And now for some random Drunk Thoughts…

So, how about Florida? What about that national championship? I’m glad to see that butt licking California team loose again. Don’t get me wrong….I hate me some Florida Gators, but I’d still rather see a SEC team win than anyone else.

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Certain kinds of jeans don’t look as good on me as others. I don’t know what it is, maybe it’s the cut of the material….maybe it’s the color of the denim…but for some reason my package looks bigger in two out of the four pairs I have.

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Note to self; Be careful when shaving the balls. If you don’t get the skin smoothed out just right you might cut the sack. Blood in the underwear, later when you look, can really freak you out.

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When you’re talking to random people at the bar at Chili’s be sure you don’t have an itchy crotch from a recent shaving. All the scratching might make people think you have parasites…ie, crabs.

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I’m thinking of taking up belly dancing. Or at least becoming an instructor. There are some hot mama’s who belly dance, and I don’t mean just the Middle Eastern ones.

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My hotel bed is one of those Sleep Number beds. I’m not sure which number to set it on. I’m thinking 27, but I could go as high as 35.

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There is a mirror directly in front of the desk where I sit now. I’m looking at myself (shirtless) in the mirror as I type this and I’m thinking I really need to look into shaving my chest…or at least waxing it a little.

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I wish Dr. Phil was my Dad, or at least my Uncle. If he was my Dad maybe I’d be the son who married the Playboy Playmate instead of that other guy.

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Titties are nice. They’re warm and comfy and squishy….and they have nipples. Much better than cantaloupes. Cantaloupes have a rough skin that hurts when you suck on it.

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Those idiots from PETA…wouldn’t it be better if it was called PITA? And stand for Pain In The Ass?

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When you hear a couple having sex in the hotel room next door, who says its wrong to take one of the water glasses and press it up between the wall and your ear? I mean, why would they give you glasses if they didn’t want you to hear? They could just provide the plastic ones, like the cheap hotels have.

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My wife is the best Step-Mom in the world. She works 60 hours a week, their Mother works none, but she can leave work early to take the stepson to soccer practice, while the Mother sits in her apartment and thinks of anyone else but her children.

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My underarm hair is scary….

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Okay, there you go with some random drunk thoughts from Chucky. They don’t make much sense but I just had to put these thoughts out there.

Have a great Tuesday!!