For those of you who often find yourself wondering exactly what it is that Julie and I talk about everyday on the phone, I thought I’d enlighten you. The following list includes actual points of discussion we had throughout the day of March 23, 2006.

• What if you farted out of your mouth and burped from your butt?

• If you could have any career in the world what would it be? (I chose being a famous actor, she chose being a flip flop shop owner…figures)

• The upcoming Larry The Cable Guy Movie…should we be start camping out in line for tickets now?

• Circumcised versus uncircumcised…which is better? Benefits and features of both.

• Albinos, why is it they’re always featured as villains in the movies?

• Polygamy - How I’d like to have four wives, maybe five.

• How the nation would be better if the Confederacy had won the War of Northern Aggression.

• The benefits of being a woman and having a blast of hot cum in your face.

• Natalee Holloway - saint or sinner?

• Y2K, did we do anything to prepare?

• Bo Snagley’s fowl sex.

So there you go. Just a small portion of one day’s discussion. Y’all feel free to pick any one of the topics and give me your thoughts in the comments.

Have a GREAT WEEKEND! TGIF Baby!