Wow, it’s Friday again!! This week has been especially hectic for me in relation to work. I guess it should be, seeing as I’ve been away from the office pretty much for two weeks, what with the Chicago trip and the vacation to Canada last week. I’ve been making up a lot of lost time.

Yesterday, while taking a break from work, I ran into Wal-Mart to get my son’s Santa gifts out of layaway. Uh, hello? The place was a mad house! Yeah, I expect the store to be crazy this close to Christmas, but what I didn’t expect was the LONG line at the layaway department. It took me about thirty minutes, but finally I did get all the loot. Come to find out though, he already has several of the toys we purchased at his Mom’s house. So I guess this will require another trip back to return them, then buy something else. Oh what joy….I’m thinking the kid has got enough!

Susan is freakishly excited about the new King Kong movie. I don’t mean she’s got the hots for the ape….I mean, seriously…she’s got all of me and my 6′5″ mass of hunky-ness (see pic a few posts below…LOL). She’s just really wanting to see the flick. She even went online Wednesday and bought four tickets so we could all go see it on Saturday. She had a guest on the air with her radio show who said it put Star Wars and the Lord of the Ring movies to shame. I’m not sure about that, (sounds a little far fetched), but I’m willing to give it a try. I’ll let you all know what I think after I see it.

Past, and future, trips to WM aside…I’m actually getting kinda excited about Christmas. I can’t believe it’s only like 9 days away. Susan and I don’t really exchange gifts, seeing as we pretty much get whatever we need throughout the year, but there is something I’m really wanting and needing bad. Just in case she decides to read my blog (highly unlikely) I thought I’d just say how I’m really needing a new backpack thingy that holds my laptop. Specifically this one from Swiss Army. When I was walking through O’Hare two weeks ago the strap on my current computer brief case totally ripped in half. I like the idea of having a professional looking back pack since they are so much easier to carry, seeing as I have two shoulders and a back….anyway, we shall see.

In conclusion, I thought I’d post a picture of our Christmas Tree. It’s definitely beginning to look a lot like Christmas around here!! Have a great weekend!
Oh, I almost forgot. Y’all click on this link here, or you can find it over in my side bar, and show me where you all are from. I added this map thing on Wednesday. I think it’s pretty cool. Thanks!!

Behold…The Mountain calleth forth to me!

I took this picture last week at Lake Louise in the Rocky Mountains of Canadia…It was terribly cold, but I removed my glove so I could show some half nekkidness. Aren’t you glad? As I’ve mentioned in earlier posts, it was a glorious vacation (ghostly encounters aside) and I’d go back in a heartbeat. Isn’t the mountain beautiful?

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday everyone!!

It’s Friday evening and I thought I would take some time and write another random post. This will probably be the only chance I’ll have until Tuesday. My parents and grandmother have come down from Tennessee, as well as my sister from Kentucky. We’re having an early Christmas celebration this weekend since we won’t be able to get together closer to the actual holiday. My Mom brought a turkey breast with her and I’ve already made my famous holiday dressing, all ready for cooking tomorrow. I’ve already bought tickets for my daughter, sister and I to go see the Narnia movie tomorrow. Looks like it’s shaping up to be a nice family weekend.

I thought I’d take some time to share some of the happenings from our wonderful trip to Canada…I hope y’all don’t mind.

Our room was haunted. The hotel was built in 1888, I believe, and I later found out that it was supposedly full of ghosts. But I found this out after I had my first experience. It was Sunday night, the first night we were there. Susan was in bed already asleep and I was lying next to her, on my stomach, reading my novel. At some point I felt pressure being applied to the end of the mattress. It was as if someone was pushing down with their hands. I didn’t think anything of it at first because we often allow Trooper to sleep with us and I’m used to him walking around at the foot of the bed till he finds a comfortable spot to crash on. It took me a few moments to realize the dog wasn’t with us so I looked down at Susan’s blanket covered legs to see if she was moving around. Her legs seemed to be in the same place they had been earlier. I forgot about it after a while and went back to reading. A little while later I felt it again. I immediately looked over my shoulder to the foot of the bed but nothing was moving. I stretched my right leg out till it was touching Susan’s and then went back to reading. Within seconds I felt the pressure on the mattress, but this time it was in the area between my out stretched legs. It was definitely something pushing on the bed, but it was nothing I could see. I instantly felt as if it was some sort of other worldly presence, but I didn’t feel the least bit threatened or scared. Eventually my Tylenol PM kicked in and I went to sleep.

The next night Susan and I had come in from a night of eating and drinking and we, as married couples will often do, decided to have sex. After the usual foreplay, oral sex, kissing, etc we got into our regular position with her on her back and me on my knees between her legs. We were doing it with her lying sideways across the mattress with my ass facing out towards the left side of the bed. We’d been going at it for a good fifteen minutes or so when I again felt the pressure upon the mattress. This time it was behind me on the eight inches or so from where my knees were, to the edge of the mattress. I was aware of the pressure on the bed, but I was intent on completing the task at hand and giving us both the pleasure and release we both needed so bad. Right as I was winding things up and slamming home with as much force to push us both over the edge, it happened. I felt a warm touch running up my inner left thigh. It lingered right behind my swinging balls and then went towards my asshole. Just as I was busting my nut I felt, what seemed like a finger, touch my puckered brown eye and I clinched it as tight as I could. After a second, as soon as my orgasm was done, I mumbled the word “stop”. It was barely more than a wisper and the feeling and pressure went away. Now folks I don’t know if this was all in my mind or what, but I know what I felt on the bed the night before and I’ve never felt anything like this during sex before. It occurred to me later that, as Susan and I were taking a shower together right before sex, we had talked about having a little anal play. Maybe some fingering or rimming, but during the course of our play time it never came to pass. I wonder if there was someone else listening in the room and they decided to add their special touch. If so, I sure hope it was the spirit of some long gone dead chick. I did go to the concierge desk the next day and asked if there was anyone who could give me some back ground on any ghosts or unusual past happenings on the third floor. Unfortunately the concierge person who knew all about the history of this sort of thing was off all week on vacation. It’s amazing to me, even now, that I wasn’t in the least bit disturbed by any of this. If any of you ever get to visit the Banff Springs Hotel and stay the night, request room 378 and see if anything similar happens to you. I’d love to know.

Here is the actual bed in our hotel room. If anyone sees anything in the picture, like an orb or displaced floating head, let me know! Have a GREAT weekend!!

Well folks, we’re back. I just want to thank my dearest friend Julie for exposing, in the last post, the true reason I journeyed to Canada. I’d wrestled with exposing the subject for months now. I had wanted to come clean with you guys here on my blog, but it took Julie’s post to give me the courage. I am now returned from The Canadian Institute of Body Hair Transplants (CIBHT) where I’ve under gone quite a few transplant procedures. I must say I was able to deal with the frigid weather in Calgary much better after the transplants than before. I submit here for you my first post transplant picture. I think I look much better now, don’t you?

Seriously though, I want to thank The QoP for the fascinating tale she wove here back on Monday. I literally Laughed Out Loud when I first read it! Also, Dick today provided us with yet another stunning drive-by picture. Thanks ever so much!

Susan and I had a wonderful trip. We saw some awesome sights, took lots of pics (even some outside of the hotel room bed!), ate some good food, drank some even better beer and wine and nearly froze our asses off. Banff, Alberta, Canada is a very beautiful place. It was definitely worth the trip. I have decided that Albertan beef is the best in the world and Kokanee Beer is the best beer ever!! My lord, it’s like drinking pure glacier water that will knock you on your butt. In the course of the four days I probably consumed at least two kegs worth. I hear it is not exported, so I’m going to have to find me someone in Alberta who will ship me a case every once in a while.

Anyway, I’m glad to be home and back to normal. I’ll post more about the trip and maybe even some pictures soon.

The anti-HNT post strikes again.
Just another reason way cameras should be banned from swimming pools and some folks should cover up a little better.

Another drive by posting by Big Dick.
Have a nice day kids and don’t forget to gouge out your eyes.