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Archive for August, 2005

Waiting for the storm

Posted by Chuck on 29th August 2005

Quick update for today. We’re sitting here waiting for the storm. As you all know, Hurricane Katrina slammed onto land a little east of New Orleans this morning and has been working her way northward all day. I’ve pretty much been glued to the television all day watching the destruction happening in some of the South’s most beautiful and historic cities. It’s terrible to see the flooding in Mobile. It’s 3pm and we are just now beginning to get the rain, thunder and winds here where I live. They dismissed school early today, and my daughter is holding her breath in hopes it will be cancelled tomorrow! But she’s a freak about bad weather. Especially tornados and that is what could be happening around here this afternoon and tonight. Thanks to those of you who sent e-mail well wishes for our safety. I’m sure all will be well. Unfortunately those folks on the coast will be cleaning up for days and weeks to come.

We had a pretty laid back weekend around here at Casa de Chuckster. My parent’s and sister stopped by here Saturday afternoon on their way home from Panama City Beach and stayed the night with us. My Dad helped me install ceiling fans in the kids rooms, then we gathered in the livingroom to watch the redneck spectacle that is Nascar. My sister is a fan, why I don’t know. Speaking of rednecks, I just heard on the news that there has been tornados spotted in Talladega. I sure hope the speedway doesn’t get damaged. What a tragedy that would be!! LOL

Yesterday my folks headed home after breakfast, and later we did us some shopping. Once we were back home we just laid on our asses watching television. Certainly not much excitement. I did receive a strange call from my ex-Mother-In-Law. She was worried about FA, and her being by herself in a hurricane. She began to cry and asked if I would be willing to take her in if the storm hit. I assured her that it wouldn’t be that bad and that FA would be fine by herself. Plus, if the worse happened, and her apartment complex was to flood, I’m sure she’d float on those fake DD’s she’s got now!

Okay, that’s about all I have for now. I hope you all are having a craptastic Monday!

Oh, I almost forgot. I found this somewhere on the Internet, and thought it would be an appropriate sign to post outside my bedroom door. You reckon Susan would allow it?

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Retro Pic Friday #2

Posted by Chuck on 26th August 2005

Last Friday I enjoyed posting a few pictures from “back in the day”, so I thought I’d take another stab at it again this week. I sure hope you don’t mind. Like I suggested last week, it might be a good thing to make this a regular weekly feature. I just may continue to do so. At least till I run out of pictures. With each weekly submission I will present a picture or pictures to you, but there will also be a background story as well. Be sure to not just skip over the words and go for the picture. Y’all might just miss something exciting if you do! You all feel free to post your pics as well, but let me know so I can come to your blog and check your retro picture out, okay?

In this weeks pic we find The Chuckster playing Pirate. Actually I wasn’t just dressed up like this for the heck of it. I was an actual paid employee of The Treasure Ship on Panama City Beach, Florida in the year of our Lord, 1988. I had just completed a successful run in the musical The Pirates of Penzance Ship as character mascots. The Treasure Ship was (haven’t been back since ‘89 so not sure if it’s changed) a multi-leveled complex, shaped like an old Spanish galleon. On it’s decks were several restaurants, bars, shops and a teen dance club in the bottom appropriately called “The Brig”. I was hired as “The Captain” along with three other guys who were my crew. There was also a lovely maiden in the troop who was the continual captive of the Pirates. The management went all out and purchased pretty authentic costumes, complete with swords. During rehearsals we would learn how to fight with the swordsat a community theatre in the area when the marketing director of The Treasure Ship decided to hold auditions for a team of pirate cast members to work at the so we could perform on deck for the cameras of the guests. We were really pretty popular during that Summer of ‘88. As we’d stroll through the dinning rooms, interacting with the tourists, we would be asked to pose for pictures with kids, just like Mickey Mouse at Disney. We were encouraged to be in character at all times, using English accents as well. I was a theatre major at the time and had just completed a “voice for the theatre” class. I was quite proud of my talent. I even went so far as to create yet another character. I was a visiting student from the UK, working and attending school in the US for the summer. Everyone bought it.

PC Beach was and is a popular vacation location for people in the South East. It was inevitable that I would find myself in pictures of people I didn’t know at the time, but who would later become my friends or acquaintances. One example was a call I took, after the summer was over, from a somewhat distant cousin. Beverly, my slightly older cousin, was a Senior at Auburn University. She called me at my parents house one day and said she was looking at a picture her roommate had taken of herself posing with a pirate from Panama City. Beverly told me that the guy dressed as a pirate looked a lot like me, her cousin, but her roommate swears that the subject in the pic was a British citizen, studying in the USA. After a laugh or two I confirmed that I was indeed the dude in red crushed velvet in her friends picture. A year later I transferred to a university here in Alabama and discovered yet a few more pictures taken at The Ship with me and people who would later become my friends.

There was something about the costume that drove the women wild. I don’t know if it was the crushed red velvet, the ruffled shirt, the white stockings, the black buckled shoes, the sword or the tri-cornered hat with the feather, but they were, for the most part, digging The Chuckster. I attracted the attention of several young ladies that summer. Many times I would have my ass, or package, squeezed when pics were being taken or I would find myself making out in a dark corner of the ship’s many levels with horny and slightly tipsy college girls and even older ladies. After a while us pirates took to going commando under our costumes. Those velvet britches tended to get a bit hot during the summer nights. I remember on one occasion receiving a hand job on the top deck from some tourist chick. She performed the entire act with her hand down my pants. Take it from me, if you ever plan on getting a HJ when your wearing velvet pants, wait till the end of your shift. Walking around for the next three hours with dried nut gravy on your velvet isn’t a nice experience.

Then there was the young lady who I met in the teen club one night. I was standing along the edge of the dance floor, in costume as usual, watching the crowd of hot sweaty dancers gyrate around the floor. George Michael’s song “I want your sex” was playing and I noticed this one hot young thing mouthing the words and pointing to me. We got to talking later and I discovered she was an 18 year old student from Kentucky, named Julie I believe, down on vacation with her parents. After my shift was over I drove her to a dark section of the beach and we proceeded to really get to know each other a lot better…if you know what I mean. About three months later I was driving through town and stopped at a light where there was several kids waiting on the corner for their school bus. Standing there with all the school kids was my lovely Kentucky tourist chick from the summer before. I was quite shocked to discover Julie was just starting High School and had actually been fifteen when we had our little adventure on the sand! (You may have read about this before in my 100 Things post #’s 19 & 26.)

Well, with all that back story I now present you my Retro Pic for this week. Here is a much younger Chuckster dressed in red. The chick in white, next to the chick in purple, was the “Pirate Maiden” who also spent some quality time with me over that summer. This pic was taken by, and with, a group of students from the University I later attended. At the time I didn’t know any of them. Later a few of them would become friends. I cropped several of them out of the pic, but Snagley, I’m sure there are a couple you might just recognize. Enjoy!

Well I hope you all are having a great TGIF day and you all have a pleasant weekend as well. After a long week of work, I am looking forward to having a relaxing next couple of days. Y’all be good!

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A Royal HNT….

Posted by Chuck on 25th August 2005

First of all, I must give a BIG ASS shout out to all my Chuckster Picture Peeps and thank you all again for taking the time to send a picture or pictures. It was quite an impressive collection of love, and I appreciate you all. If you happen to be coming here for the first time and know not what it is I speak of, scroll down to the last post, or click here. These folks put a lot into this, and they deserve you taking a look…and checking out their blogs, and commenting.

Okay, now on to Half-Nekkid Thursday!….This shall be a multiple pic post. Osbo, I hope that will be acceptable…

What blog reading chick, as well as a few others, wouldn’t like to see a man’s “sword”? Especially one as long and hard as this one?

Well, now that you’ve seen it I must take it upon myself to grant Knighthood to the newest Knight in the kingdom of The Chuckster! I give you Sir Trooper…

And if you’re a rebellious Knight, you get the sword to the neck!

Damn, the flash sure does make the hair on my arms look so much more intense than it really is! But hey, I am half nekkid…I wasn’t wearing a shirt!

Well, there you go….I certainly hope you liked this dramatic and moving HNT post. Just so you know, no animals were hurt in the posting of these pictures!

HAPPY HNT Everybody

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HNT - When Pets Attack…

Posted by Chuck on 18th August 2005


I missed last week so I thought I would come back this week with a Half-Nekkid Thursday pic to rival any I’ve posted before. I wasn’t sure if I should post one of my nut sack or this ever so cute one I took tonight of my son and our dog Trooper in the tub. After some careful deliberation and input from some friends, I decided that the kid/dog pic would have to be it. If you want to see a HNT pic of me just scroll back to Monday’s post!

Happy HNT everyone!!

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HNT…

Posted by Chuck on 4th August 2005

For today’s Half-Nekkid Thursday picture I have chosen a four way HNT pic, a first for The Chuckster. Me, my wife and a couple of random porn chicks on the television. I took this Monday night while watching some softcore porn flick on Cinemax. I hope y’all like it.

In case you all were wondering I have been out of town this week. I am currently in a hotel in Mobile, Alabama, but will be home Thursday afternoon. And yes, there are a couple of Susan’s bras hanging on the closet doorknob. She was asleep when this pic was taken….

Hope you all have a lovely HNT!!!

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