Today has been a whirlwind of a day. This morning at 8:30 my daughter had an appointment at the orthodontist to have the brackets for her braces put on her teeth. FA took her for the appt. I took the boy to school by 8:15 and returned home minutes after the A/C guy showed up to take a look at my unit. For the next hour he worked on it and I worked here in my office. Around this time T and her Mother returned from the ortho and we had fun looking at the metal in her mouth. I went back to working while the ex and my daughter went up in her room to clean out and organize her crap. Around 11 I decided to be a nice guy and I took all three of us out to lunch. It was ever so fun sitting and eating with my ex wife. She and I have become friends again, but more about that later….

After lunch FA went on her merry way and I got back to work until 1:15 when T and I had to head out to the dentist. She had to have four teeth pulled before they can put the braces wires on her teeth. So we got to her dentist office, signed in and I got engrossed in a Newsweek magazine for the next thirty minutes. T finally asked whether they were ever going to call her back and I realized it had been a while, so I went up to the window to ask. The receptionist chick wasn’t even aware we were there. Uh, hello? Why do you have people sign in then? So they quickly got her back and I sat in the waiting room watching Finding Nemo with all the other pediatric dental patients and their parents. An hour later, just as Nemo was being rescued, they called me back to get her. She had two rolls of gauze in her mouth and everything was numb. When we got in the car I told her it looked like she had two bloody tampons in her mouth. She didn’t think that was too funny!

We got home and I got back to work. My boss is coming to town next Monday and Tuesday and we have a big presentation to give on Monday. I have been trying to get all the details hammered out for his approval. It’s been a big focus for me all week.

Tomorrow and Saturday we are having another yard/garage sale. With all the changes we have done here in the house we have been able to produce more that we need to get rid of. Susan has tomorrow off so I guess she will be manning the sale most of the morning. Last time she was practically giving shit away. Like a perfectly good high chair for a dollar. Hell, I could have at least got $5 for it. Anyway….Tonight, tomorrow and Saturday are going to be busy, busy.

I’ll holler back when I can….

Rest In Peace Terri Schiavo….

There hasn’t been much going on in the World o’ Chuck lately other than work, work, work! I spent all day Monday busy here in my office slaving over my administrative tasks, and yesterday I traveled to the Meridian, Mississippi area to work with a customer. Three hour drive there and back. The drive was nice though. I always enjoy driving. When I am not busy listening to talk radio, it allows me time to think. Unfortunately, nothing profound came from my thoughts. Certainly nothing worth mentioning here. Although I did get to talk with a few of my blogger buddies. That was nice. Today it is more paperwork in the office, but I will be going to a retirement party at noon for one of my customers.

So…..I thought I would take this time to tell you some things about me that you might not know. These are in no particular order and should not be confused with my original 100 List, although some of them I may have mentioned there. Warning, some of them are definitely TMI, but then it wouldn’t be me if they weren’t…..right?

1. I have one sister who is thirteen years younger than me.
2. I played Capt. von Trapp in The Sound of Music and Danny in Grease.
3. I have a fear of being in prison.
4. In the third grade I lied to my parents and told them that I had been elected class president.
5. In second grade my girlfriend, Kelli, placed my fingers into her vagina during the movie The Rescuers. I remember that it disgusted me and I wanted terribly to wash my hands.
6. As an adult, looking back, I have always wondered if she has been sexually abused as I would assume that most 2nd grade female children wouldn’t know about such things.
7. When I was in the 7th grade the adult and married 30 something daughter of my science teacher had me finger her on a school field trip, while jacking me off. It was the first time I can remember having an orgasm. It freaked me out.
8. I started using smokeless tobacco, Copenhagen, in the eighth grade. I asked my Dad if I could. 9. I still use about a can a day.
10. I sleep best with a fan blowing directly on me.
11. For many years I read, on average, three novels a week.
12. I have a large collection of books, although 90% of them are in boxes in the attic.
13. I am a procrastinator.
14. I am terribly disorganized.
15. I do not have a good self esteem.
16. I am a man with several addictions.
17. I am currently trying to not spend as much time in the Blogosphere as I have been accustomed to.
18. I have no feelings, good or bad, for my ex wife.
19. I find that I want to distance myself from drama, whether in real life or with internet friends.
20. Some of the folks I have come to know via the Blogosphere, people I will never meet, have become closer to me than some of my family.
21. In the past two years there have been less than 20 evenings when I haven’t had some kind of alcoholic drink, usually much more than one.
22. Susan and I spend close to $500 a month on tobacco and alcohol.
23. I am very proud of my daughter and how well she has dealt with the divorce.
24. I sometime worry that I won’t live to see my grandchildren.
25. I would like to have a child with Susan, but in a way it scares me. I worry that someday she will leave me and take the child. I also worry that if we were to have one she wouldn’t be the kind of Mother I would want her to be.
26. I have had bad credit in my adult life.
27. Now I have a high credit score, and I want to keep it that way.
28. In 2004 I was the top sales person in my company. Beating almost 100 others with the highest % over quota.
29. My company pays a very nice salary, but we are also eligible for a yearly bonus.
30. Yesterday I got the largest bonus check I have ever received. It was very close to $20,000, all thanks to my performance in 2004.
31. I have worn glasses since the 4th grade and contacts since the 10th.
32. I hope to get Lasik surgery sometime soon.
33. I am not sure how I feel about the Terry Schiavo situation, and that bothers me.
34. I own over 25 pairs of boxer shorts.
35. I like the way my package looks in a tight pair of boxer briefs, although I hardly wear them.
36. I spent most days in a t-shirt and boxers.
37. I once accidentally flashed half of my penis to a single neighbor lady when I answered the front door in my boxers.
38. She has been very nice to me ever since.
39. I am proud to own a Cairn Terrier. They are not too common in the US, but supposedly very common in the UK.
40. I think my feet are ugly.
41. My BA degree is in history, I am a history fanatic.
42. If I could go back in time I would like to visit medieval England, sometime in the mid 12th century.
43. I sleep with a fan blowing directly on me every night.
44. I sometimes have very vivid dreams. Last night I had one where I was pulled over by a female cop who offered to let me go if I gave her oral sex. She looked like a female Barney Fife.
45. When I get the chance I love to sleep late.
46. I recently reconnected with my best friend from High School. We haven’t spoken or seen each other since my first wedding in 1991. I could tell he was stoned while we talked on the phone.
47. I take antidepressants medication, although I wish I didn’t. When I go a few days without taking it, I tend to feel a little weird.
48. When I am working from home I sometimes have up to six bowel movements, all before 11am.
49. My desire for sex has diminished considerably in the last five months or so.
50. I love my wife a whole heck of a lot.

I have tried twice between 6:30pm and 10:00pm tonight to post. Both times 1/2 of my post has been chewed up by Blogger. I have some of it saved and I will try to repost tomorrow when I get a break from work. Sorry. Hope everyone had a nice Monday and Tuesday.

Innocent Angel?

Or Vicious Hell Hound?

Happy Easter everyone! I hope you have had a nice day and the Easter Bunny brought plenty of candy. I think I saw him shopping at Wal Mart last night, picking through what was left over.

This has been a pretty busy weekend. We kept busy yesterday working in the yard. I spent an hour trying to pull up a root about as big as my leg. I thought I was going to have a heart attach trying to dig and chop that bastard out of the ground. The whole time I was fuming to myself, getting more and more pissed because it was a perfectly nice bush that had been there for years, but Susan didn’t want it anymore. Jeeze, what a waste! Once I finally got the thing out I sat down to rest on the swing and enjoyed the view as my wife was bent over at the waist planting flowers. Mmmm I loves me a juicy bootay!

It was a hot one yesterday. I believe it got up around 86 degrees. After the yard work we went in to shower and relax a bit. I turned on the air conditioning and nothing came out of any of the vents. I went outside to look at the A/C unit and noticed that all the pipes/tubes down inside were covered in ice. Looked like a Freon leak, so I called Bo Snagley to get some advice. Old Bo spent a few years in the heating and air business so I figured he could offers some direction. He did, and I appreciated the help.

Last evening Susan and I went out to dinner and to do a little shopping. We got home just as the storm hit and we ended the night watching television and drinking wine. I watched three episodes of Nip/Tuck. That is a really good show!

Today we prepared a big Easter dinner, drank more wine, and waited for the ex to bring the kids home. They were pleased with their Easter baskets and all the goodies and we all settled down for a big ass meal. Honey baked, spiral cut ham, green bean casserole, sweet potato souffle, hashbrown casserole and deviled eggs. It was ever so tasty. Now everyone is exhausted and resting and I sit here typing this now with yet another storm on the way.

Crap, back to work tomorrow….

Happy Friday to you all!

Today has been a Daddy and kids day. Susan didn’t get the holiday off, so the kids and I headed out to lunch and to a movie. We saw Robots. Pretty cute flick. Robin Williams is excellent when animated!

As many of you know, my wife’s Peep pic won the contest at ESSFingers blog. I appreciate any of you who may have voted. ESSF assures me that the prize is in the mail! I was actually shocked that Susan was willing to pose for such a pic. ESSy actually cropped the pic down pretty close, originally her nipples were showing. Before Susan and I met she, like me, was quite the chat room junky. With the web cam she had where she lived before she moved here, she used to flash those puppies quite often. I joked her yesterday that this is the first time in two years that her boobs have been broadcast around the world wide web! The night we took the pics she was under the influence of one of my stronger than usual pina coladas. She suggested, as she was going to sleep, that I come in later, pull the covers back and arrange Peeps over her nude, sleeping body. I will say that I would never allow such a pic to be posted of my wife for all the Elliots of the world to ogle, but I won’t say whether I actually arranged the Peeps, took the pictures, licked the Peep sugar off her body when I was done, then stored the pics in a secret folder here on my computer. Nope, you will never know the answer to that one!

Speaking of licking bodies, Susan again decided to get a little busy in the laundry room Wednesday night. She called me in as she was starting a load and informed me that she was wanting to see if I had a load for her. I smiled and mumbled something like, “Ha ha, funny.” And then turned to go back to the living room. She stopped me before I could leave and started kissing me, with the noise of the washer and dryer rumbling behind her. The kissing got pretty hot, and hands began to wander. Somehow over the noise of the machines I heard the door bell ringing over and over again. Thinking something might be wrong I told her to wait and went to go see who would be ringing continuously at 7pm in the dark. It was the stupid neighbor kid from across the cul-de-sac. The oldest child of the parents that no one likes. So as not to be accused of being Michael Jackson, I arranged the wood in my shorts and opened the door. He said his Mom was making corn bread and needed an egg. Jeeze, one minute kid. I go get him an egg and he turns around and proceeds to drop it right on my sidewalk. “Can I have another Mr. Chuck?” Jeeze! I get him another. In the five minutes this takes Susan has taken her seat in her chair in the living room. I see her and assume the moment has passed. I go back into the kitchen to get my drink and she says,

“Don’t we have something to finish?” Why, yes ma’am I think we do!

She takes my hand and leads me into the bedroom and I close the door. Not because the kids were here, they were with FA, but because we don’t need Trooper to walk in and see Mom and Dad bumping and grinding. If dogs see activity like that at such a young age it can traumatized them for years to come. Anyway, we work our way over to the bed kissing the whole way. We pause to get undressed and continue the necking as we lay down on the bed side by side. She takes me in her hand, working lil’Chuck up to his full capacity, and I dip a finger in to find that she is now quite ready herself.

“You are so wet!” I say. “Mmmm, you are hard as a rock. Come on, I need to bust a nut!” She replies. Hey, I think, that’s my line. I keep my thought to myself and slide over on top of her and slip right in. We go at it for a while, me between her thighs with her legs locked around my waist. As we kiss and I plunge in and out, she reached one hand down to her clit and says, “Oh man, I am going to cum! Keep it up, harder…faster, and cum with me!” “You go on baby, I am almost there.” I say, barely able to get the words out. Damn this was feeling so good!

She let out a low moan, then came hard. I kept pounding through the waves of her orgasm. When I felt her leg grip on my waist loosen I pulled myself up, pulled out of her, and exploded all over her stomach and tits. As I finished myself off onto her she looked at me and said, as she always does, “I love you baby.” Ah, I love it when she does that!

Once we were done and we had both come down from our ecstasy, she looked down at the load I had deposited on her and said, “Damn that cum is hot! Look at the steam rising off my tits!” We both got a chuckle from that then I went to the bathroom to get a towel. Too bad she already started a load, we could have added this towel with my load on it to the load! LOL

So that was Wednesday night, Hump Day, about three hours after I had posted about my fears of her going to dinner with the male customer. Maybe this was her way of telling me I didn’t have anything to worry about? Maybe that is the case, and I am happy to report that nothing unusual occurred during their dinner last night and she was home by 8:05. I still agree that business meals with the opposite sex, where the spouse isn’t included, should occur at lunch only…..but….if I can get sex like that before each dinner, I might have to let her do it again!

Y’all have a GREAT weekend!!

Everyone be sure to go vote for your favorite Peep picture at ESSF’s blog. Follow that link then click on her Peeps gallery link in her latest post. You vote using the poll on the right side of her blog. Go do it and have fun! A lot of hard work has been put into those pics! LOL

Today I begin vacation. I am off until Monday. I don’t really have any plans other than laying around the house being a bum. Today I slept till almost 10am, then farted around the internet for a while, talked with a blogger buddy on the phone, and watched the movie Taxi on DVD. It was pretty good. The kids have been with their Mother since Monday, but I will be getting them back tomorrow. I want to do something fun as a family tomorrow night, like see a movie or go bowling, etc. but Susan has dinner plans with a customer. That really pisses me off a bit.

This customer is a man who’s wife died about a month ago. When Susan went to the funeral she asked the guy if there was anything she could do for him. His response was to take him to dinner sometime. She came home that night and said that she and I would be taking Ben to dinner soon, and that I would really like him…yadda, yadda. The dinner was planned for night before last. That morning I asked Susan what time we were going and where, she informed me that she would be going alone. When I pressed further she explained that when she mentioned to Ben about me going along he had asked that it just be she and him. That he wanted to talk “business”, but we would all do a dinner together in the future. Yeah right…something smells a little fishy about that. Their dinner was cancelled and rescheduled for tomorrow night. She assures me that there is nothing to worry about, but still I am not sure. I just don’t like knowing that he specifically requested that I not be in attendance.

This happened once before, with another customer. Only this time it was drinks at a sports bar. It was on a Friday afternoon and Susan and I were going to be heading out of town right after their cocktail meeting. It wasn’t a business meeting, just she, he and another friend having drinks and playing video trivia. I figured I would show up, have a beer, then she and I would leave for our trip. The guy requested that I not be there because it would make him uncomfortable. I smelled BS and it ended up that my sense of smell was dead on. I felt weird about that situation then, and it did turn out that that guy was a big ass perverted jerk.

So now I have this dinner thing tomorrow night to worry about. I talked with her on the phone a little while ago about it and asked her why they didn’t just do lunch. That’s what business people usually do when they want to eat and talk business. Dinner out with another man’s wife just seems a little odd. Fortunately I trust Susan and worry not about what she might do. After all, why would she want to screw someone else when she has the best lover in the world right here? (I am referring to me, in case ya’ll were wondering…) I just don’t trust other men. I know what they think and what they might try.

In other news….be sure to get your peep pictures in to ESSF by midnight tonight. Susan and I had fun last night taking a butt load of pics for the contest. ESSF has set up a site where you can see the pics that have been submitted. Click here and go check them out. Quite a few of them were taken by old Chuckie! Can you guess which ones??

I am thinking of buying one of these. Although I know the size, I can’t decide on the color. Any suggestions? Thanks Shumpy for the link! LOL

My Blogger Buddy ESSF is hosting a photo contest staring the yummy marshmallow candy that everyone has loved for years, PEEPS. She writes about it in her latest post, here. Give it a read then break out your digital cameras and peeps and go to town. Susan and I are discussing different ways to photo some peeps. Let me warn you, one or two of them may involve a little skin! Email her your submissions by tomorrow night at midnight. Come on, get busy….I know there are many of you out there who love to take pictures, here is your chance to make your mark!