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Archive for January 24th, 2005

What’s On Lifetime Network? Anyone Seen My Balls…..?

Posted by Chuck on 24th January 2005

Well here it is, the third day into my new blog, and I have yet to write anything of interest. Not that I used to write interesting things on my old blog. Sometimes I wonder why you guys come here to read. Maybe it is just because all you exciting people want to see how the boring folks live.

I have worked really hard today. It’s weird saying that and not having to worry about my boss reading. Anyway, I worked hard, even though I currently feel like three day old dog crap. I did take a few minutes during my lunch period to catch a little of a movie on the Lifetime Network. What is it about those damn movies on that channel known as “Television For Women”? I hate them, but sometimes I just have to stop and look. It’s like passing a car wreck. Maybe they are (somewhat) interesting because of the adultery, cheating, sex, baby stealing, baby swapping, eating disorders, murder, teen angst, monthly periods, skanky dudes, slutty chicks, and the distorted women’s view of men. That pretty much makes up the subject matter of each and every movie. Susan is a Lifetime junky. If it weren’t for football and Foxnews she would have it on 24/7. What makes it worse is that we have TWO Lifetime channels with our satellite service. That is double the lame ass movies.

Tonight on that lame ass network is the world premier of the Lifetime original movie, Widow On The Hill. At 8pm central I will be THERE! God, I can’t believe I just admitted that. Maybe my problem is that I have no (non Snagish) guy friends to hang out with. You know, a few guys you could go out and have beers, shoot pool, throw darts and talk about poon. Heck, I would even be willing to go to a strip club. I am sure my arm could be twisted. Hey central Alabama guys give me a call, lets go out and have some fun! Damn, I hope that didn’t sound too gay….

Just kidding Snagley…..whenever you want to meet at Sammy’s I am there!

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Chest Congestion and Gas….

Posted by Chuck on 24th January 2005

I am sorry I didn’t get up another post yesterday as I had planned. The weekend found both me and Susan a little under the weather. Some kind of nasty chest congestion that has kept us hacking the whole time. Yuck, I hate it! So, therefore there wasn’t much in the way of excitement around here and nothing to write about.

There was some good football yesterday and I see I am the ultimate victor (so far) over at ESSF’s Fantasy Picks game. This time I didn’t let my wife influence my choices, thank you very much Stuck, she actually wanted to see the Pats lose. She felt like someone else needed a chance to go to the Super Bowl for a change. I made a big pot of chili and we ate, watched football and stunk the place up! Yeah, I know it’s not on my low carb diet, but I had already cheated on Friday so I figured I would just start over fresh today.

Okay, well I guess I better go drink a bottle of cough medicine and get to work. Sorry for the boring post. Hopefully more later.

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