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A New Mattress and Brad Pitt’s Backside…

Posted by Chuck on 4th January 2005

Boy I tell you, I have practically been off now for the better part of two weeks and it has sucked getting back into the swing of things. But I did, and I worked hard today! Had a lot of stuff to catch up on, emails to answer/send and calls to return. It’s been a crazy day, but now I am ready for a breather, at least until tomorrow!

I am waiting for our new mattress to be delivered tonight. I asked Susan earlier if she thought we could “take it for a test drive this evening” and she said with a roll of her eyes and a sigh, “Oh, I guess so.” Wow! It is so wonderful to have a wife that is so enthused. Sure does make a fellow feel special….NOT!

I took a little break today and watched Troy. Damn, what kind of idiot would friggin start a war over a piece of ass? Hell, he was a prince…he could have had any woman in the damn country! And what about that “gift horse”? What is it they say? “Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth” or something like that? Yeah, I can see why. The movie was okay. The action was great. Could have done without seeing Brad Pitt’s naked ass so much though. Great, now I am going to get all kinds of hits from people Googling pics of that persons ass. So far today I have gotten hits from folks looking for everything from “cum facials” and “kids over my knee”, to “wives with big dicked men”! Well those that came for the first and the third have come to the right place! :)

Oh, by the way….today is day two of my “very low carb diet” and this morning when I weighed I was 2 and a half pounds lighter than yesterday morning!! Whooo Hoooo!!!

Oh well, there wasn’t much worth posting about….sorry for wasting your time. I think I will go have a cocktail!

Edit: 8:50pm….well the mattress had it’s test run. Susan actually initiated the activity, and got into it pretty good. I was shocked, and thankful. A $1800 mattress is much better than a $400 mattress anyday. Sure worked good for sex, can’t wait to see how it feels to sleep on it!

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