This is my second night here alone without my lovely wife. Only one more to go. The last time she went out of town alone to visit her Mother she decided to reconnect with some old “chat friends” on Yahoo Messenger. I sure hope she isn’t trying to get her hook up on now, miles away, as I sit here typing this! Well, in her defense the incident I have described happened back in February, and things were a little on the shaky side back then. Surely she wouldn’t consider doing something like that now….right?

Well, taking Sparkey’s advice (see my comments from yesterday), I tried to contact my local Midget Stripper’s Union today, but unfortunately they were all booked through Chanukah. So here I was, stuck with this rented donkey. Not much fun by yourself with a horny donkey, but alas I tried.

If anyone wants pics send me a private email.

Anyway……

I worked my ass off today when I wasn’t busy reading and commenting on blogs. Around 6 pm tonight I took the kids out for Mexican. We stuffed ourselves then came home and watched Van Helsing. I was a little hesitant about letting my 11 and 4 year old watch a movie about Vampires and Werewolves, but since it was presented in an Indiana Jones(ish) format they took to it just fine. After the movie, and after watching the DVD special features, we chased each other around the living room with my daughter’s plastic vampire fangs in our mouths growling and hissing like a regular coven of the undead. Great fun was had by all, but for some reason they have both refused to sleep alone upstairs in their rooms and are now sleeping in the bed in my room. One of them will be finding their butt on the floor when they wake up in the morning. My bed isn’t big enough for two sets or arms and legs pushing into my back tonight as I try to sleep. But don’t worry, I already have a pallet set up in the floor of my bedroom. Most likely L, the youngest, will sleep comfortably on the floor. After all four year olds can sleep anywhere.

Well, I reckon I will post this and head on to bed. Big day of football tomorrow. It will be kind of sad watching the games without Susan here with me. I am sure she is having a nice time alone with her Mother. Or maybe not. She might be wishing, right about now, that she had stayed home with her hot and sexy husband. I am sure she is laying in bed now dreaming about me and how she misses my B.C. Nah, it is good for her to go home and spend sometime with mom alone for a change.

Tomorrow night the kids will be with their Mother and I will be here alone, ready to do some serious partying. The invitation to come on over is still on the table. Ya’ll better get on the road and head this way!