This has probably been the best Saturday since the Saturday I got married a little over a year ago. Shall I fill you all in on the exciting day? Okay, here goes….

Woke up this morning around 8:30 with a raging hard on. We didn’t have sex last night, although I could have, just didn’t feel like it. I reach over to her side of the bed to touch her and she is not there. As I become more awake I realize that I can hear “The Fairly Odd Parents” on the surround sound from the living room outside my bedroom door. It occurs to me that L must have woke Susan up, and she left the bedroom to get him situated, leaving me to sleep. Oh well, guess this morning wood will have to wait. As I am getting up from the bed I remember that T has a friend over to spend the night and I had promised to make everyone a BIG breakfast this morning. I throw on a T-shirt, go take a leak, shift my wood around a little in my boxers and leave the room to begin the day. L is sitting on the couch watching his show….”Morning Chuck!” he says. “You call me Dad, remember?” I say. “Sorry Dad, morning.” He returns. “Morning bud, come give me a hug and a kiss.” I say hoping he won’t notice the log in my shorts. I turn to the side and give my boy a hug and a give him a kiss on top of the head. He returns to the couch and asks, “You gonna make dinner?” I turn, as I am walking into the kitchen, and say, “Dude, we have dinner at night, this is breakfast.” “Sorry Chuck.” He says. Oh well, I don’t try to correct him this time. He hears Susan calling me by name so much, I guess he gets confused. Hell, he is only 3…..well almost 4.

I walk into the kitchen and I see Susan sitting here at our laptop in my office. Actually it is the formal dining room off of the kitchen that we turned into my office since we don’t have any formal dining room furniture, and we wanted to save the fourth bedroom for a guest room instead of an office. She looks up and says, “Morning babe. Just reading the home town newspaper online. You sleep good?” I tell her about a dream that I had had about the two of us, something funny and not worth repeating here. She laughs and I walk over and pull out the “wood”. She kisses it a couple times and then I return to the kitchen to begin the process of cooking breakfast.

Today’s menu consisted of sausage, bacon, biscuits, scrambled eggs and gravy. A good southern breakfast and I made sure to leave some sausage hunks in the gravy. Later, when the girls are down stairs eating and asked what the “hunks” were in the gravy I said, “Oh, those? They are little pieces of cow brain…..they will make you all smarter….eat up!” They laughed and made yuck sounds, but ate it anyway. They weren’t fooled.

After breakfast the girls went over to the Renee’s house to babysit her 5 year old son so she could run some errands. Renee’s husband died suddenly two weeks before Easter this year, he was my age and a friend. Maybe I will share that story with you all someday soon. Anyway, her son, N, is a very bright kid and a good friend of my son L. Susan and I cleaned the kitchen and then later she went down for her nap. I spent the whole time she was sleeping reading an awesome blog. Sat here for an hour and pretty much read the whole thing. Then I went out and weed ate, cut the grass and blew off the sidewalks/driveway. Came in and took a shower and Susan woke up. She took both girls to the friend’s house, they are spending the night there tonight, and then proceeded to take a shopping trip alone to the mall. I put L down for a nap and cleaned the living room and my office, then spent some more time reading the rest of Steve’s blog.

Susan got home a couple hours later and gave me a fashion show of all the new clothes she had bought. She had opened herself up an account at Rich’s/Macy’s and had taken advantage of the “first day 10% off special” when you open up a charge account. About this time I go out to check the mail and find an interesting envelope in the box. It is from our mortgage company and looks very much like a check. I come in with the mail and drop it all in her lap but hold onto the mortgage company envelope. As Susan is opening the rest of the mail I slip open the one from our mortage company. As I pull it from the envelope I find that it is indeed a check, and it is for $1,500.00!! I hand it to her without saying a word and she looks at it and begins to freak. Then we both begin to freak! Seems we had over paid on our escrow and this was their payment back to us. What a nice surprise!!

So with a nice little chuck of cash in hand, she, me and L get dressed and head out to the mall. We go to Rich’s/Macy’s and our first stop is the men’s department. I have been in need of some new clothes for a while now. I get two Hilfiger dress shirts (blue and burnt orange) and three Hilfiger ties and one pair of Polo boxers (on clearance). As we get on the escalator and go upstairs the first place we come to is the jewerly dept. Okay, you all should know, there is a watch I have been wanting for about six months now. It is beautiful and it is a Kenneth Cole. Here is a link to the actual watch. We bought it and I love it….How special do I feel now???

We shopped a little more and she bought herself a few things and then we left for dinner. We decided to try out a Mexican place we have wondered about and it was very good. All three of us stuffed ourselves and I paid the check and we headed to the Wal*Mart Super Center.

Shopping at WM with a buzz on isn’t a good idea. We ended up leaving the place having bought a steam cleaner for the carpet ($150), a upright fan for our bedroom($30), a new ($40) blender for her Pina Colada’s plus $180 in groceries and other shit. All in all we spent around $400 tonight at WM. Wow, it feels good to have unexpected money!! We got home, unloaded all the crap we bought. I put together the fan and then my parents called. I spent an hour on the phone with my Dad while he talked all about the childhood home that he and his brother’s are planning on buying. During this time Susan put L and herself to bed. When I got off the phone with Dad it was around 10 PM my time. I went and checked on the boy, he was asleep, then I checked on the wife. She was barely awake and as I went into the bathroom to take out my contacts I told her about my Dad’s call. Once I was finished she told me she loved me and that she was going to sleep. I walked over to her, gave her a kiss, then came out here and began this blog entry. So, if you are wondering….tomorrow will be a week since I have had SEX with my wife. This is the first time since we have been married that we haven’t, at a minimum, had it at least three times in a week. I could have had it tonight, hell I could have had it last night if I had wanted to. I guess it is this damn medicine. I really have no desire. I know it is something that I want to do, but I just don’t have the desire to initiate it. I haven’t even jacked off….I dread to see the load I deliver the first time I get to cum. It could drown somebody…..

Later ya’ll…