Today was a pretty good day. We got some rain, I sold one of my biggest customers on an additional 120 cases a month, got to eat some killer Chinese food from my favorite Chinese restaurant for lunch, (Susan brought it home) and I figured out how to make my links work here on my blog! Over all it was a good day.

Susan was home today for a few hours. While she was here, sitting at the computer, she decided to take a look at my blog list in my favorites. If you have been reading then you know that she discovered my blog a while ago. Well it seems that after that first look she never went back and checked it out again. As she was looking through my blog list in my favorites (I was looking over her shoulder) she came across this one and asked if this was mine. I was like, “No…why would you think that?” She responded by saying, “Because you are a sex addict!” I am not sure if she meant that in a good way or not.

So rewind to this morning, 6:25 a.m., I am in the bedroom drinking coffee and watching “Fox and Friends” on the Fox News Channel. She is just finishing up with her “getting ready for work” process and, as she walks out of the room, she turns to me and says,

“Tonight we are going to have some incredible sex. I am going to attack you, and you won’t know what hit you when I do.”

I responded…(and this is a little embarrassing) “So I shouldn’t jerk off today?” And she said, “No, promise me you won’t. I want you to leave it all for me.”

Well, you can imagine that I spent the day looking forward to this evening! So tonight we go about our usual family evening, talking about the day at school and watching tv. I take L with me to the shower, (I wanted to be clean for the upcoming activities), and instead of his usual bath I figured I could kill two birds by having him shower with me. Although I never figured I would be standing there in the shower with my three year old son and he saying, “Daddy your pee pee is BIG!” while he pointed to my penis. Maybe I shouldn’t shower with my son anymore….anyway so we get out, I brush his teeth and put him to bed. I check in with the daughter, she is busy reading in her room and remind her to brush her teeth and be in bed by 9. She promises me she will. A couple “I love yous” and “sleep tights” later I am hurrying downstairs to the Master Suite.

When I get to our room Susan is already in bed with South Park on the TV in the background. She tells me to strip down and get in bed. She flips the covers back and I see that she has already taken her own advice. I do as she says and take my t-shirt and boxers off and lay down on the bed. She leans over and proceeds to give me the best head she has ever given me since we have been married. She does this for about 10 minutes and I (naturally) become rock hard. She invites me to enter her and I climb on top. I go at it for a good 15 minutes and she announces that she is going to cum. I keep at it and she gets off but I feel nothing. Nothing, other than the soft tight wetness surrounding me. Although this feels good, I just didn’t feel that familiar urge to B.D.N.

So, I get her to flip over and go at it doggy. I do this for about 5 minutes and there is nothing. Keep in mind, during all of this I am harder than Vulcan’s Ass. Well we change positions (again missionary) and I keep going at it. Twenty minutes later I can tell that she is getting tired of all the pounding so I roll off and invite her to finish me off with her mouth. Her response?

“Uh….NO. I ain’t sucking on that after it’s been in me all this time.”

So, I got up from the bed, unfulfilled. Damn this antidepressants medication! So here I sit, an hour later, wishing I could have just gotten off and sprayed her down with my stored up nut gravy. As I left the room to come out here and blog she made this final statement….

“I love you so much. I’m sorry tonight didn’t happen for you. I hope it’s not my fault. Tomorrow night I plan on making it up for you. I want you to cum, baby.”

Then she promptly rolled over and went to bed.

Okay folks, we’ll see how things go tomorrow. If it doesn’t work I can always go to the Taco Bell drive through and look at tits!!!! Need to go check on the kids…

Later ya’ll….

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