“Girls Gone Wild” At Taco Hell….
Posted by Chuck on 24th August 2004
I had some interesting experiences at Taco Bell last week. Twice Susan got a hankering for a Nacho Bell Grande and being the wonderful husband I am, I hurried out to get it for her. The first night I went alone, the other night she and L were with me.
Night ONE….I am sitting in the drive through, behind a line of six cars. Four cars ahead of me there is a car full of young women. A big redneck truck full of guys drive through the parking lot and holler out to the girls. Saying things that only drunk redneck guys can say. I see the girls giggle and holler back at the guys, but couldn’t hear what they were saying thanks to the gangsta rap blaring from the car behind me. As the cars move up the girls eventually get their food and pull through and park next to the truck. By now the guys are camped out in the bed of the truck drinking something (it wasn’t in a Taco Bell cup) and eating. As I get closer to the window, about 15 minutes later (it was slow this night), I happen to look over at the group. I am second in line to the window and was exactly parallel to the parked younguns. I notice that one of the guys gets out and goes over to the drivers side of the girl’s car. After a few words and a couple minutes the driver side door opens, he begins to fumble with his pants, he turns his back to the restaurant, and she proceeds to give him a blow job. I know that this was what was happening because his friends soon notice and begin to hoot and holler from the back of the truck, working hard to get a good view. I wonder if he was tasting better than that buritto she was eating??!! Yuck, gross thought…
Night TWO…I am again sitting in the drive through, but this time I have my wife and kid with me. I had already ordered and was waiting behind two other vehicles to get up to the window. As I am sitting there this car with two young women drive by and get in line behind me for the drive through. As they were driving by me the girl who was driving, she was HOT, kind of looked at me a little more than normal. As I said, they got in line behind me. From where I was sitting and waiting to move up I had a perfect view of the girls in my side mirror. I guess the driver could see me staring in the mirror because they proceed to put on a show! The hot driver girl grabbed the passenger girl by the back of the neck and forced her head onto her lap, bobbing it up and down in a mock blow job. This went on for about 5 seconds, and once they saw they had a captive audience (me, smiling into the mirror) the driver reached down and pulled up her shirt and bra flashing me her tits! It was only a couple seconds worth of a glance, but it was nice! Those puppies popped ever so nicely out the window and into my mind! Mmmmm…..They proceeded to erupt in laughter and then I hear Susan say, “Are you going to move up in line? They’re waiting to give us our food.” D’oh! Back to reality. (Reminds me now of Chevy Chase in the first “Vacation” movie and him watching and fantasizing about Christy Brinkley as he drove down the interstate.) After we pulled out with the wonderful aroma of Taco Hell filling the car and the sound of L asking, “Did I get a toy??” I tell Susan about what I had witnessed. She thought about it for a few seconds and said, “Yeah, I am sure they were just trying to give the “old man” in the Taurus a good show.” “Old Man??” And here I thought it was just because I was so damn hot and they were wishing I would get out of my car, leave my family behind, and drive off with them for a wild night of “Nacho Bell Grande Chuck”! Oh well, it was a nice fantasy. Thanks to all you skanky redneck chicks down here in central Alabama who get drunk and feel like getting freaky at the Taco Bell.
So there are my Taco Bell stories.
Later ya’ll….
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