Howdy Ho!!!
Posted by Chuck on 2nd August 2004
Do any of you love South Park like I do? If you do you might recognize the “howdy ho” line. My 3 year old son watches it with us sometimes, and he loves Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo. He is also really into the Enzyte commercials. Every time one of them comes on he yells “Bob!!” at the top of his lungs! It is so damn funny. I wonder if that stuff works, Enzyte that is….not that I need it of course. I am quite impressive in that department!! (In case ya’ll don’t know, its a pill for natural male enhancement.)
Sooooo, what’s been going on? Well, as I posted yesterday, I painted a little of the new paint on the kitchen wall. This morning I learned that Susan doesn’t like how the color looks. So now she has decided to continue with the color in the livingroom (Lennox Tan from Benjamin Moore) and bring it on into the kitchen. This was my original thought back when I was stripping the wall paper in the kitchen and before I painted. With the stucco effect in the kitchen I thought we needed a more earthy color. So now it looks like I bought a gallon of paint that we didn’t need, but no….now it seems like she wants the laundry room painted in the color I bought last night. Guess I have another job ahead of me once I get the kitchen done.
I am getting my home mortgage refinanced. Met with the mortgage guy today and turned in all the paperwork. Looks like we will be saving a little over $200 dollars a month plus getting a lower interest rate. Had the house reappraised on Friday and the appraisal came back today. My house is now worth $30,000 more than it was worth a year and a half ago when I bought it!The area that I live is a very fast growing suburb of Birmingham. When we sell in a couple years we can make a nice profit, I hope.
Tonight I painted around all the windows in the kitchen then hung up the new curtains we bought yesterday at Linen’s & Things. They look really nice. Now I have to repaint the rest of the kitchen. I think I made a mistake a few months back when I said, as I was repainting our bedroom, that I kinda liked painting. Now she reminds me of that every time she gets the idea of changing wall colors. Oh well…what you gonna do?
I had hoped that all my home improvement work today would gain me a little “lovin time” tonight, but no….she kindly asked if I would wait till tomorrow. She was tired and didn’t feel like putting out. So no poon for me tonight. Guess I shouldn’t complain. Especially when I read all the other married men’s blogs about how they hardly ever get sex from their wives. I reckon my four times a week is pretty good in relation to others. Ya’ll figure it will last? You know I sure hope it will!!
I was driving around downtown today and I passed an adult book store. I decided to stop in and see what they had to offer. As I was looking over the videos for sale I noticed one called, “Alabama Black Snake”, and it had pictures on the cover of big dicked black guys with white chicks. It was a trip, I just loved the title. Haven’t ever heard that before. I also went into one of the video booths. As I stood there in the booth, ( I wasn’t about to sit in that chair what with all the balled up tissue on the floor), I looked to my right and noticed a round hole in the wall. As I watched the filmy screen I saw something out of the corner of my eye that caught my attention. Some guy was sticking his fingers through the hole and beckoning me with the “come hither” motion. What was he wanting? Did he expect me to stick my dick through that hole? I don’t think so!! I left after 10 minutes. So much for my adult book store experience…won’t be going back to that disgusting place.
So now I sit here and type. The house is quiet, all are asleep. I really should break out a brush and get to painting, but I am thinking against it. Maybe I will get to bed and have a good nights sleep for a change. I hope you all are doing well….
Later ya’ll…
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