Been slammed with work today, but pretty much finished now. I thought I would take some time to recap my weekend for you (in case you care). There was some good lovin’, some quality family time, and a fun night out on the town.

Oh, you want details? Okay…..Friday I got home from a big meeting down in Montgomery and walked in to find my wife and her best buddy Susie G. engaged in the 69 position on the couch. My wife looked up and invited me to drop pants and come join them……no, just kidding, but wouldn’t that have been cool to walk in on?? They were acually watching movies and drinking pina coladas. I was recruited to run to the liquor store for some more. When I got home we all sat there and watched a new release which was pretty good, and we all had a few more cocktails. Susie G went home around 5pm and I went out to Blockbuster and rented Barber Shop 1 and 2, and got T a PS2 game. Susan and I spent the evening watching Barbershop and once the kids were in bed we slipped off for some orgasmic fun betwixt the sheets!

Saturday morning I made a big breakfast for the family and we cleaned house, watched Barbershop 2 and laid around. That evening Susan made a HUGE dinner for us all, some kind of chicken casserole and corn stuff she found on one of her favorite websites. It was good and we settled in to watch USC beat Va. Tech. Didn’t really care about the teams, but we are SOOO damn glad it’s football time again!! That evening Jim and I went out to meet a friend, Chris, at a jazz bar downtown. We had a blast playing darts and drinking too much. Met Kevin the bartender there and he was quite entertaining, not to mention he made some strong ass drinks! In a moment of my extreme drunkenness I told him about my blog and he said that he also had a site on Yahoo where he had posted pics of himself. I told him to send me the link and I would link it on here. Well folks, he sent me the link and all 60 some pics, but in the effort to keep this site’s NC-17 rating I had better not link the pics. Kevin, if your reading….please accept my apologies. After the bar Jim and I joined Chris at his house for a few more rounds of darts, and drinks with some blackjack thrown in for good measure. It was fun and around 4am we made our way back to our respective houses. In case you’re wondering, Susan had no problem with me staying out all night. She often goes out for drinks with her work friends and so far this is something I, in my pathetic boring life, have yet to do….Without her being there of course. It sometimes gets old tagging along with her and her work buddies.

Well, now to my tired and hung over Sunday….actually I wasn’t hung over, but I sure was TIRED! Only got to sleep about 3 hours before the day beckoned. Not much went on yesterday. I did go buy groceries, and $120 later, I came home with a trunk full. We again sat around watching t.v. Had some good family time with the younguns watching a very cute movie together. I highly recommend it. In the early evening I made hotdogs and fries and after dinner the kids went out to play with all the other kiddies on the cul-de-sac. Once they were out side Susan got up and invited me into the bedroom. Twenty mutually fulfilling minutes later we returned to watch the MTV Music Awards and get the kids in for their baths. I was in bed and asleep an hour later.

I slept like a rock and 10 wonderful hours later (6:30 am) I awoke to begin a new week, and it’s been busy all day!

Later ya’ll…

A couple times a week I read a blog called “Big Dick’s Place” and I usually am entertained by his no nonsense, sometimes gruff way he looks at the world. After all the title of his blog is, I believe, his attempt to describe himself, not his member. Well today I read his post, and couldn’t help but find myself in total agreement with his interpretation of events. With his permission I am linking this post here. A very interesting, and accurate perspective…IMO.

Found this site today, and have spent the past few minutes looking at familiar places I have been or lived. Unfortunately when the satellite pics of my address were taken, 1997, my house and the one next door weren’t built yet, but I can see the rest of the cul-de-sac.

Edit (9-10-04): In looking back I realize that I was wrong, my house was indeed built during this time and had been for a year. The blank space I was thinking was my house is actually my next door neighbor’s house.

If your bored, check it out. I will get back later today and post about the weekend. Back to work now, break is over!

Click on this and have some fun on me, no charge.

Have a good weekend.

I wasn’t planning on posting tonight. Because the way I see it, you all don’t want to just read about regular boring stuff that happens in my life, you want to read a story. Something that will grab your attention and make you want to come back (like this) for more.

But still, I felt like I should say something before I went to bed. So here goes….Had a couple big meetings today with two important customers. Both went well. Between the two meetings I brought home lunch for Susan and I from one of our favorite restaurants. I had the XX hot wings and she had the Reuben sandwich and some Jamaican Jerk wings. We shared the Reuben sandwich and got STUFFED! She went to take her mid day nap and I went off to my second meeting. I got home around 3 and she was leaving to go back to work. Told her goodbye and went to pick up L from preschool. Once T was off the bus and home the two of them watched Nemo in her room and I went out to weed eat and cut the grass. I haven’t had to cut grass in two weeks. Up until this past weekend we haven’t had any rain. Susan called to say that she and her best friend Susie were going to go get a couple drinks after work. I reminded her of what she said last night (I would get to BDN tonight) and she confirmed that it would happen. So with that sealed and in the bag I proceeded to surf some blogs and make the kids some dinner.

Susan got home around 7 p.m. and I put the boy in the tub. I went and fixed her a pina colada and joined her in the living room and we talked a little about all that had happened after she left here this afternoon. After his bath I sent L up to hang out with his sister and Susan and I retired into the bedroom and locked the door. It was about 8 p.m. at this point and I was thinking, “Please let me get off tonight…it’s been 5 days now. I know it’s been building up and needs to be released.” Well, I wish I had had a camera handy so you all could have seen what a great job we did in the sack tonight. The kissing was great, the licking and touching was top notch and her finger trailing down below my balls towards my ass really sent me over the edge! We did our usual 3 positions (missionary, her on top, doggy) and during the “from behind”, about 15 minutes into it, I found myself feeling that urge. A few seconds later I was pulling out and, well…you can imagine the rest. We both got to have incredible orgasm’s and as I was using a towel to clean her ass up all I could think about was how lucky I am to have such a wonderful, loving wife! She really is great. She was able to recognize that, with this medicine I am taking, I am having problems getting off, and she was very willing to see that I didn’t go without tonight. Thanks Susan for your attention to me, and thanks ya’ll for reading. Have a good evening….

Today was a pretty good day. We got some rain, I sold one of my biggest customers on an additional 120 cases a month, got to eat some killer Chinese food from my favorite Chinese restaurant for lunch, (Susan brought it home) and I figured out how to make my links work here on my blog! Over all it was a good day.

Susan was home today for a few hours. While she was here, sitting at the computer, she decided to take a look at my blog list in my favorites. If you have been reading then you know that she discovered my blog a while ago. Well it seems that after that first look she never went back and checked it out again. As she was looking through my blog list in my favorites (I was looking over her shoulder) she came across this one and asked if this was mine. I was like, “No…why would you think that?” She responded by saying, “Because you are a sex addict!” I am not sure if she meant that in a good way or not.

So rewind to this morning, 6:25 a.m., I am in the bedroom drinking coffee and watching “Fox and Friends” on the Fox News Channel. She is just finishing up with her “getting ready for work” process and, as she walks out of the room, she turns to me and says,

“Tonight we are going to have some incredible sex. I am going to attack you, and you won’t know what hit you when I do.”

I responded…(and this is a little embarrassing) “So I shouldn’t jerk off today?” And she said, “No, promise me you won’t. I want you to leave it all for me.”

Well, you can imagine that I spent the day looking forward to this evening! So tonight we go about our usual family evening, talking about the day at school and watching tv. I take L with me to the shower, (I wanted to be clean for the upcoming activities), and instead of his usual bath I figured I could kill two birds by having him shower with me. Although I never figured I would be standing there in the shower with my three year old son and he saying, “Daddy your pee pee is BIG!” while he pointed to my penis. Maybe I shouldn’t shower with my son anymore….anyway so we get out, I brush his teeth and put him to bed. I check in with the daughter, she is busy reading in her room and remind her to brush her teeth and be in bed by 9. She promises me she will. A couple “I love yous” and “sleep tights” later I am hurrying downstairs to the Master Suite.

When I get to our room Susan is already in bed with South Park on the TV in the background. She tells me to strip down and get in bed. She flips the covers back and I see that she has already taken her own advice. I do as she says and take my t-shirt and boxers off and lay down on the bed. She leans over and proceeds to give me the best head she has ever given me since we have been married. She does this for about 10 minutes and I (naturally) become rock hard. She invites me to enter her and I climb on top. I go at it for a good 15 minutes and she announces that she is going to cum. I keep at it and she gets off but I feel nothing. Nothing, other than the soft tight wetness surrounding me. Although this feels good, I just didn’t feel that familiar urge to B.D.N.

So, I get her to flip over and go at it doggy. I do this for about 5 minutes and there is nothing. Keep in mind, during all of this I am harder than Vulcan’s Ass. Well we change positions (again missionary) and I keep going at it. Twenty minutes later I can tell that she is getting tired of all the pounding so I roll off and invite her to finish me off with her mouth. Her response?

“Uh….NO. I ain’t sucking on that after it’s been in me all this time.”

So, I got up from the bed, unfulfilled. Damn this antidepressants medication! So here I sit, an hour later, wishing I could have just gotten off and sprayed her down with my stored up nut gravy. As I left the room to come out here and blog she made this final statement….

“I love you so much. I’m sorry tonight didn’t happen for you. I hope it’s not my fault. Tomorrow night I plan on making it up for you. I want you to cum, baby.”

Then she promptly rolled over and went to bed.

Okay folks, we’ll see how things go tomorrow. If it doesn’t work I can always go to the Taco Bell drive through and look at tits!!!! Need to go check on the kids…

Later ya’ll….

Check this out and find where you rank on the political spectrum. Then leave me a comment and let me know.

Just as I suspected I am a middle of the road thinker when it comes to politics. According to the quiz I fall in between Colin Powell and George H.W. Bush ( scored a 23).

I had some interesting experiences at Taco Bell last week. Twice Susan got a hankering for a Nacho Bell Grande and being the wonderful husband I am, I hurried out to get it for her. The first night I went alone, the other night she and L were with me.

Night ONE….I am sitting in the drive through, behind a line of six cars. Four cars ahead of me there is a car full of young women. A big redneck truck full of guys drive through the parking lot and holler out to the girls. Saying things that only drunk redneck guys can say. I see the girls giggle and holler back at the guys, but couldn’t hear what they were saying thanks to the gangsta rap blaring from the car behind me. As the cars move up the girls eventually get their food and pull through and park next to the truck. By now the guys are camped out in the bed of the truck drinking something (it wasn’t in a Taco Bell cup) and eating. As I get closer to the window, about 15 minutes later (it was slow this night), I happen to look over at the group. I am second in line to the window and was exactly parallel to the parked younguns. I notice that one of the guys gets out and goes over to the drivers side of the girl’s car. After a few words and a couple minutes the driver side door opens, he begins to fumble with his pants, he turns his back to the restaurant, and she proceeds to give him a blow job. I know that this was what was happening because his friends soon notice and begin to hoot and holler from the back of the truck, working hard to get a good view. I wonder if he was tasting better than that buritto she was eating??!! Yuck, gross thought…

Night TWO…I am again sitting in the drive through, but this time I have my wife and kid with me. I had already ordered and was waiting behind two other vehicles to get up to the window. As I am sitting there this car with two young women drive by and get in line behind me for the drive through. As they were driving by me the girl who was driving, she was HOT, kind of looked at me a little more than normal. As I said, they got in line behind me. From where I was sitting and waiting to move up I had a perfect view of the girls in my side mirror. I guess the driver could see me staring in the mirror because they proceed to put on a show! The hot driver girl grabbed the passenger girl by the back of the neck and forced her head onto her lap, bobbing it up and down in a mock blow job. This went on for about 5 seconds, and once they saw they had a captive audience (me, smiling into the mirror) the driver reached down and pulled up her shirt and bra flashing me her tits! It was only a couple seconds worth of a glance, but it was nice! Those puppies popped ever so nicely out the window and into my mind! Mmmmm…..They proceeded to erupt in laughter and then I hear Susan say, “Are you going to move up in line? They’re waiting to give us our food.” D’oh! Back to reality. (Reminds me now of Chevy Chase in the first “Vacation” movie and him watching and fantasizing about Christy Brinkley as he drove down the interstate.) After we pulled out with the wonderful aroma of Taco Hell filling the car and the sound of L asking, “Did I get a toy??” I tell Susan about what I had witnessed. She thought about it for a few seconds and said, “Yeah, I am sure they were just trying to give the “old man” in the Taurus a good show.” “Old Man??” And here I thought it was just because I was so damn hot and they were wishing I would get out of my car, leave my family behind, and drive off with them for a wild night of “Nacho Bell Grande Chuck”! Oh well, it was a nice fantasy. Thanks to all you skanky redneck chicks down here in central Alabama who get drunk and feel like getting freaky at the Taco Bell.

So there are my Taco Bell stories.

Later ya’ll….

I want to give a special shout out to my new friend Liesl who helped me learn a few things about blogging this afternoon. I know she thinks I am an idiot, but she was helpful nonetheless. She taught me how to add links to my side bar and to do things like this! But I noticed that only my first link is clickable….what is up with that? I did the others just as I did the first! Uh, somebody….advice please??

Liesl, let me know when Susan and I can meet you and Kevin for drinks….on me! Thanks again for the help. How bout we all meet up at Sammy’s sometime??? lol

EDIT (5:03pm): I have been trying to edit this post for the past hour, has anyone else had trouble this afternoon with Blogger?? Okay, Ladies….I am sorry. Please read my latest comment on Chas’s site…I will post it here for you now…

Chas, and other Ladies,Please accept my apologies. I do not know what came over me today. I am not a mischievous person by nature, and besides the occasional April Fool’s joke, I don’t even play practical jokes. I guess I just spoke out of my, uh…butt. I don’t believe the things I wrote and if I did my wife would kick my butt from here to Knoxville and back. Although she has never had a child, she sure would severely disagree with my statement about PMS. It was a joke and I am a dork…

So, there you have it. I don’t know why I made the attempt to stir up the crap today. Guess I had better things to do, so forgive me. You WONDERFUL women…the bringers forth of life…those cursed with the “curse”. I would gladly give up another rib for you if I could…and now the original, terrible and unforgivable post (I love you Susan….)….

I am of the strong opinion that PMS is all a big hoax used to solicit sympathy from husbands, boyfriends and employers the world over.

I couldn’t help but think this when I was reading a post of Chas’s on her blog (look at the comments)….

http://roadtopregnancy.blogspot.com/2004/08/day-46-movie-day.html#comments

So what do you all think? (ready to duck from objects being thrown at my head…thrown like a girl I might add!)

I really should be working instead of blogging…..